AN: stop flassing ok! Flassing. Not a word. Ok? if u do den u r a prep! Flass, flass, flass!

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Everyone in the class stared at me and then Draco came into the room even though he was naked and started begging me to take him back. Naked Draco in class. Oh, oh… I would love to take that. Human Anatomy. Everyone pick your partner and STRIP EM DOWN!

"Ebony, it's not what you think!" Draco screamed sadly.

My friend B'loody Mary Smith smiled at me understatedly. Understated smile. Does that fit in with this situation? She understated you?

She flipped her long waste-length gothic black hair and opened her crimson eyes like blood that she was wearing contact lenses on. She had pale white skin that she was wearing white makeup on. This description is necessary how? Hermione Hermione? What? was kidnapped when she was born. . Her real parents are vampires and one of them is a witch but Voldemort killed her mother If I remember correctly, Hermione's parents are MUGGLE dentists. Not Magical Vampires that Voldemort murdered. and her father committed suicide because he was depressed about it. She still has nightmares about it and she is very haunted and depressed. It also turns out her real last name is Smith and not Granger. If you say so. Hermione Smith, I don't like you. (Since she has converted to Satanism she is in Slytherin now not Griffindor. Hermione is a vampire named B'loody Mary Smith, her parents are dead, and she is in Slytherin? Yes. This, my friends, was written sober.)

"What is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit!" Snape demeaned angrily in his cold voice but I ignored him. He demeaned it. Wow.

"Vampire, I can't believe you cheated on me with Draco!" I shouted at him.

Everyone gasped. Probably because you completely KILLED Harry Potter and it's dignity. Poor J.K Rowling.

I don't know why Ebony was so mad at me. Is this the part where she was hacked? Or did she just suddenly decide to change the POV on us? I had went out with Vampire (I'm bi and so is Ebony) . for a while but then he broke my heart. He dumped me because he liked Britney SPEARS, a stupid preppy fucker. . We were just good friends now. He had gone through horrible problems, and now he was gothic. (Haha, like I would hang out with a prep.) . This part has to be hacked. There are too many correctly spelled words there.

"But I'm not going out with Draco anymore!" said Vampire.

"Yeah fucking right! Fuck off, you bastard!" I screamed.

I ran out of the room and into the Forbidden Forest where I had lost my virility to Draco and then I started to bust into tears. Virility? I'm sure if you lose YOUR MASCULINITY that you need to go to a doctor. Or… something. Women aren't… well… never mind.