AN: stop flaming ok! I dntn red all da boox! I haven't read ALL the books either, and I still know what I'm talking about more than you do! dis is frum da movie ok You haven't seen the movies either then. . so itz nut my folt if dumbeldor swers! . besuizds I SED HE HAD A HEDACHE! and da reson snap dosent lik harry now is coz hes christian and vampire is a satanist! MCR ROX! Don't be so prejudiced. Snape doesn't like anybody. Harry is not a Satanist, My Chemical Romance isn't all THAT great, and you are RETARDED.

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I was so mad and sad. I couldn't believe Draco for cheating on me. I began to cry against the tree where I did it with Draco Yeah, whenever I'm upset with an ex, I ALWAYS go to the places we had sex to cry. Brilliant.

Then all of a suddenly, an horrible man with red eyes and no nose and everything started flying towards me on a broomstick! . Why, hello, Lord Voldemort. Pray tell me you are here to kill her. He didn't have a nose You just said that. (basically like Voldemort in the movie We all know Voldemort looks like Voldemort) and he was wearing all black but it was obvious he wasn't gothic. It was… Voldemort! No shit!

"No!" I shouted in a scared voice ". but then Voldemort shouted "Imperius!" and I couldn't run away. "Crookshanks!" KITTY! I shouted at him. Voldemort fell of his broom Which he doesn't have and started to scream He shouted the Imperius Curse… meaning- HE TOOK CONTROL OF YOU… and you throw a poor kitty at his face.

I felt bad for him even though I'm a sadist so I stopped. Not a sadist if you show mercy.

"Ebony." he yelled. "Thou must kill Vampire Potter!" Thou art retarded.

I thought about Vampire and his sexah eyes and his gothic black hair and how his face looks just like Joel Madden. . I remembered that Draco had said I didn't understand, so I thought, what if Draco went out with Vampire before I went out with him and they broke up? You are standing in the same area as Lord Voldemort, and you start thinking about Harry and Draco?

"No, Voldemort!" I shouted back. Voldemort gave me a gun. "No! Please!" I begged. . Voldemort gives out guns. Get your pistol here.

"Thou must!" he yelled. "If thou does not, then I shall kill thy beloved Draco!"

"How did you know?" How did he know you were a slutty whore fucking Draco? Word gets around, I hear. I asked in a surprised way. Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face. Well, his look was accurate.

"I hath telekinesis." the ability to MOVE objects. ... he answered cruelly. "And if you doth not kill Vampire, then thou know what will happen to Draco!" he shouted. Then he flew away angrily on his broomstick.

I was so scared and mad I didn't know what to do. Suddenly Draco came into the woods. Draco to the rescue!

"Draco!" I said. "Hi!" You were just mad at him… Don't talk to Draco Malfoy!

"Hi." he said back but his face was all sad. He was wearing white foundation and messy eyeliner kind of like a pentagram (geddit) What I don't get is why you wrote this. between Joel Madden and Gerard Way. That is one homely kid.

"Are you okay?" I asked.

"No." he answered.

"I'm sorry I got all mad at you but I thought you cheated on me." I expelled.

"That's okay." he said all depressed and we went back into Hogwarts together making out. This is twisted. Draco… I think you need to go back home to mommy and daddy.

My god brother and I were reading this together, and he thinks that Tara wrote this as a joke. You guys would tell me if my stories started to suck, wouldn't you? I would take all the flames in the UNIVERSE if I wrote anything like Tara.

*Reminds self to change a few things in her stories.