EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW!
This week: Professor Snape!
Disclaimer: Do you REALLY need me to tell you again?
One of our other top reporters, Nataliya Mason, took a trip to Hogwarts to interview one of the Professors that taught the Golden Trio.
Mason: Professor Snape please tell us, did you enjoy teaching Mr. Potter?
Snape: No.
Mason: You are the head of Slytherin; do you enjoy teaching people from other houses?
Snape: No.
Mason: Did you always dream of becoming Potions master?
Snape: No.
Mason: You would rather be in Hawaii with hot girls wearing skimpy bikinis dancing around you?
Snape: No. Wait…could you arrange that for me?
Mason: Yes. I'll have my people call your people.
Snape: I don't have 'people'.
Mason: Really? It's always good to have people.