excuse me if I forget things that have happened in this story. I tend to do that while reading this. It's so random and stupid that my brain can't process it well… I don't really care though :D (Review and tell me what you think of my commentary if you like!)
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AN: I sed stup fflaming I no his nam iznt tom bodil dat wuz a mistak!1111 if u dnot lik de story den u kan go skrew urself!11111 U SUK!111111
"Hi." I said flirtily. "Im Enoby Way da new student." I shok my pale handz wif their blak noil polish wif him.
"Da name's Tom." he said. "But u kan call me Satan. Datz ma middle nam" Tom Satan Riddle.
We shok hands. "Well come on we have 2 go upstairs." Satan said.
I followed him. "Hey Satan…..do u happen to be a fan of Gren Day?" (sinz mcr and evinezenz dont exist yet den Green Day wasn't even thought of back then.) I asked.
"Oh my fuking god, how did u know?" Satan gasped. "actually I like gc a lot too."(geddit coz gc did that song I just wanna live that's ounded really 80s That doesn't mean they existed back then either…)
"omg me too!" I replied happily.
"guess what they have a concert in hogsment." satan whispered.
"hogsment?" I asked.
"yeah that's what they used to call it in these time before it became Hogsmeade in 2000. Because he totally knows that." he told me all sekrtivly. "and theres a really cool shop called Hot-"
'topic!" I finshed, happy again. LIKE OH MAH GOD DUDE, NO WAY!
He froned confusedly. "noo its called Hot Ishoo." He smiled skrtvli again. "then in 1998 dey changd it to hot topic." he moaned. Once again. He shouldn't know that, nor should he care.
"ohh." now everything was making sense for me. Really? Then fill me in. "so is dumblydor your princepill?" I shouted.
"uh-huh." he looked at his black nails. "im in slitherin'" As is everyone else. Unless you're a prep. Sorry.
"OMfG SHME TOO!" I SHRIEDKED.
"u go to this skull?" (geddit cos im goffik) he asked.
"yah that's why im here im NEW." I SMELLED HAPPili.
Suddenly dumblydore flew in on his broomstuck and started shredding at us angrily. "NO TALKING IN THE HALLS!" he had short blonde hair and was wearing a polo shirt from Amrikan ogle outfters. "STUPID GOFFS!"
satan rolled his eyes. "his so mean to us goffs and punks just becose we're in slytherine and we're not preps."
I turned around angrily. "actually I fink mebe its becos ur da barke lord." The tree lord J Voldy is a tree-hugger.
"wtf?" he asked angrily.
"oh nuffin." I said sweetly.
then suddenlyn…. the floor opened. "OMFG NO I SCEAMED AS I FEEL DOWN. everyone looked At ME weirdly."
"hey where r u goin?" satan asked as I fell.
I got out of the hole n it was bak in the pensive in professor trevolry's classroom. dumblydum wuz dere.
"dumblydore I think I just met u." I said.
"oh yeah I rememba that." dumblydor said, trying to be all goffik.
sinister came in. "hey dis is my classroom wait wtf enoby what da hell r u doing?"
:"um." I looked at her.
"oh yeaH I forgot bout that." What just happened?
"wth how?" I screamed forgetting she was a teacher for a second. but shes a goff so its ok.
professor sinster looked sad. "um I was drinking voldemortserum." she started to cry black tears of depression. dumblydum didn't know about them.
"hey r u crying tears of blood?" he asked curiously, tuching a tear.
"fuck off!" we both said and dumblydum took his hand away.
professor sinster started crying again in her chair, sobbing limpid tears. "omfg enoby…I think im addicted to Voldemortserum." I'm addicted tp Voldemint. We both have problems.
AN: I sed shut up itz nut my folt ok if u don't lik da story den ur a prep so fuk u flamerz!1111 ps im nut updating ubtil u giv me fiv god reviewz nd diz tim I men it!111111 U SUK!1111 fangz raven 4 di help il promiz to help u wif ur story lolz1
KagsChann's A/N: It's totally Tara's fault that no one likes this story. This is exactly why we take it, comment on it, and show it off to the world. Poor raven must not have many friends because of her.
"Oh my fuking god!1" I shooted sadly. "Shud we get u 2 St Manga's, bitch?"
"Hel no!" she said. "Lizzen Egogy, I need ur help. Nex tim u go bak in tim, do u fink u kod ask Tom Andorson 4 sum help?" Now he's Tom Anderson.
"Sure' I said sadly.
I went outside the door. Draco was there!111 He wuz wearing a big blak GC tshit which wuz his panamas.
"Hey Sexxy." I said.
"How'd it go Enoby?" he asked in his voice was so sexy and low kinda like Gerard Way when hes talking.
"Fine." I reponded. We stared 2 go bak in2 da dorm.
"How far did u go wif Satan?" Drako asked jealously. She fucked him, even though that's a lie, you should believe it anyways, Draco. I know you can do much better. I prefer you stay with Astoria and leave this slut alone. (that's coming from someone who doesn't like Astoria Greengrass. I prefer the DraMione pairing better.)
"Not 2 far, lol." I borked.
"Will you hav to do it with him?" Draco asked angstily. If she didn't have to, I bet she'll do it anyways.
"I hop not 2 far!111" I shouted angrily. Den I felt bad 4 shooting at him.
I said sorry. We frenched.
"What happened 2 Snipe?" I growled.
"U will see." Draco giggled mistressly.
He opened a door…Snap nd Lumpkin werz there!11 Serious waz pokering dem by staging dem wif a blak nife.
"NOOOO PLZ!1111" Lumpkin bagged as Serious started 2 suk his blood. Padfoot! How dare you stab Moony like that!
I laffed statistically.
I tok some photons of him and Snap bing torqued. (ok I no dis iz men but fink abot it ppl dey r pedoz nd Snap trid 2 rap dem and neway sadiztz rok haz any1 seen shrak atak 3 lolz thanks for the info.).
We took sum of Snipe's blod den Drako and I went bak 2 our roomz.
We sat on my goffik blak coffin. My cloves were kinda drity so I pot on a blak leather outfit fingie kinda like da 1 Suelene haz in Undreworld. (if u haven't herd of it den FUK U!111 I guess I'm a prep then.) . I put on some blak platform high heelz.
Darko put on 'desolition liverz' by MCR. Den….we storted 2 take of eachotherz clozez. But you just… ohm… why do I even try to understand?
I tok of his shit nd he had a six-pak, lolz. We started 2 mak out lik in Da Grudge Oh god. I am terrified of that girl in the Grudge….
He pot his wetnes in my u-know-what sexily. I gut an orgy. So other people joined you?
"Oh Draco!111111!1 Oh mi fuking gud Draco!1111" I screemed passively as he got an eructation.
"I luv u TaEbory." he whispred sexily and den we fel aspleep lol
AN: SHOT DA FOK UP PREPZ!1111 hav u even red de story!11 u r proly al just prepz nd posrs so FUK U!111 fangz 2 raven 4 da help!1
KagsChann A/N: I have read the story, unfortunately. Let's see what misery and slutty woe she has injected into THIS chapter.
I wook up in da coffin de next day.
Draco waz gone. I got up and put on a blak tight sexah drsss that was all ripped at da end.
There wuz red korset stuff going up da fornt and da bak and it came up 2 my knees. T
here wuz a slit in da dress lik in mr & mr simth.
I pot on ripped blak fishnets and blak stilton bo-ots. Suddenly…. Sorious cocked on da door. I hopened it.
"Hi Ibony." he said. "Gezz wut u have 2 cum 2 Profesor Sinistor's office."
"Ok." I said in a deprezzd voice. I had wanted to fuk Draco or maybe lessen to MCR or Evonezcence. I came anyway. She be a nympho, yo.
"So what the fuck happened 2 Snipe and Froot Loopin?" I asked Sorious flirtily.
"I fucking tortured them." he answered in a statistic way. "They r in Abkhazian now, lol."
I laughed evilly.
"Where r Draco and Vampira?" I muttered.
"Dey are xcused form skool 2day." Sodomize BAHAHA moaned sexily. "Rite now they are watching Da Nigtmare b4 Xmas."
We went into da office. Proffesor Sinister was there. She was wearing a goffik blak dress that was all ripped all over it kinda lik da one Amy Lee wears in this pic I deleted the link, bitch, because no one cares.
She wuz drinking some Volximortserum.
She took out da Pensiv and the time-torner.
"Enoby, you will have to do anozzer session now. Also I need u to get me da cure 4 being adikited." she said sadly. "Good luck. Fangz!"
And then….I jumped into the Prinsive again. Suddenly I looked around…I was in da Grate Hall eating Count Chorcula. It was mourning. I was sitting next to Satan.
On a table was a tall gottik man wif long blak hair, pail skin and blue eyes wering a suit and blak Cronvrese shoes. He looked just like Charlyn Manson. I noticed…he was drinking a portent.
"Whose he!11" I asked.
"Oh, datz Profesor Slutborn. Lol. Slutborn makes me giggle." Satan said. "He's da Portents teacher…..Ebony?"
"Yah?" I asked.
"Did u know dat Marylin Mason is playing in Hogsemade tonight? And they r showing The Exercise at da movies b4 dat."
"Yah?"
"Well…...want 2 go 2 da contort and da movie wif me?" Most certainly, only if you promise to sleep with her in the end. Geez. No wonder you're so evil, Tom.
Chapter 35. gost of u Is such a terrible song.
AN: fangz 2 suzi 4 da idea!1u rok! fuk of prepz!11111111 fangz 2 raven 4 di help u rok gurl!1 ps im gong 2 end da stroy rlly sun so FUK U!111 oh yah nd if u no eny gofik namz plz tel me koz I ned 1 4 serius!1 fangz.
KagsChann A/N: I'm sure you all know the story is ending soon.
I went in2 da Conmen Room finking of Satan.
Suddenly I gasped…..Draco wuz there!111
I grasped. He locked as hut as eva werring blak ledder pants, a blak Lonken Prak t-shrit and blak eyeliner. I did happen to see a picture of Tom Felton with eyeliner, or something, on his face. It was for another movie… and I thought, so this is the culprit. Needless to say, Tom Felton is still forever gorgeous.
"Draco what da fuk r u dong!111111" I gosped.
"Huh?" he asked. Then I remembred. It wuzn't Draco. It was Lucan!1 He stil had two arms. LUCIUS MALFOY!
"Oh hi Lucian!1" I sed. "Im Ebony the new student lol we shook handz."
"Yah Satan told me abot you." Lusian said.
He pinted to a groop of sexxxy gottik guyz. They where siting in a corner kutting.
It wuz Serious, Vampire's dad James was there too? and…Snapple! All of them were wearing blak eyeliner and blak Good Chralootte band shirts.
"Lizzen I'm in a goth band wif those guys." he said. "Were playing 2nite at da Marylin Mason show as back-up. Lucius, you are not to dilly dally in such activities.
"ORLY." I ESKED.
"Yeah." he said. "Were calld XBlakXTearX. I play teh gutter. Spartacus Who the hell is Spartacus? plays da drums" he said ponting to him. "Snap plays the boss. And Jamez plays the guitar to even fo we call him Samaro, after Samara in da ring." Surprisingly, Prongs doesn't have a goffik nickname either.
"Hey bastards." I told them they gave me Dethz tuch sin.
Suddenly I gasped again.
"But don't u have a lead singer!" I asked. Lucian looked dawn sadly.
"We uzd to but she did. She contempted suicide by silting her rists."
"Oh my fuking god!11 Datz so fuking sad!1" I gasped.
"Its okay but we need a new led snigger." Samaro said.
"Wel…..I said Im in a bnad myself." A shitty one.
"Rilly?" asked Snap. I cudnt belive it. He used 2 b goffik!111 Snivellus used to be a lot of things.
"Yeah were called Blody Gothik Rose 666. Do u wanna hr me sing?"
"Yeah" said everyone.
So the guys tok out der guitarz. They began to pay a song bi (geddit koz bi guyz r sooo sexah!11 You make so much out of so little) Gurn Day.
"I wok dis empt stret on da bolevrad of broken dremz." I sang sexily (I dnot own da lyrikz 2 dat song).. Every1 gasped.
"Enopby? Will u join da band? Plz!1" begged Lucian, Samoro, Serious and Snap. One line and she's in the band?
"Um….ok." I shrugged. "Are we gong to play tonight?"
"Yah." they said.
"Ok." I said but I new dat I had 2 get a new outfit. I walked outside wondering how I kud go forward in time.
Suddenly someone jumped in fornt of me. It wuz…..Morty Mcfli!1 He was wering a blak bnad tshrit and blak bagy jeans. Morty who?
"What da hell r u dong here!11" I asked.
"I wil help u go frowad in tim Enoby." he said siriusly Den….he took out a blak tim machine. I went in2 it and…..sudenly I wuz forward in tim!111
AN: I sed stop flaming ok!111111111 I bet u r al proly old srevinty yr oldz!111 ps PORTERSUZ UR A PREP!1 o ya nd fangz 2 raven 4 di help!111 hav fun in englond gurl!11111
Yes, because seventy-year-old women read stories like this.
I loked around in a Suddenly I saw Profesor Sinister. B'lody Mary, Socrates and Draco, Vampire and Willow were their to.
"OMFG Sorius I saw u nd Samaro and Snip nd everyone!11111 I kant beleev Snap uzd 2 b goffik!111111"
"Yah I no." Serious said sadly.
"Oh hey there bitch." Profesor Trevolry said in an emo voice dirnking some Volxemortserom.
"Hi fuker." I said. "Lizzen, Satan asked me out to a gottik cornet and a movie so I need a sexah new outfit for da date. Also I'm playng in a gothic band so I need an ootfit for that too."
"Oh my satan!1" (geddit lolz koz shes gofik) gasped B'lody Mary. "Want 2 go to Hot Topik to shop 4 ur outfit?" if hot topic sold groceries, she would never have to go to another store ever again.
"OMFS, letz have a groop kutting session!11" said Profesor Trevolry. YAY! That's what all the COOL kids are doing!
"I can't fucking wait 4 dat but we need 2 get sum stuff first." said Willow. I can't stand the wrist cutting thing. It's atrocious.
"Yah we need sum portions for Profesor Trevolry so she wont be adikted 2 Volxemortserum anymore nd also….sum luv potion 4 Enoby." Darko said resultantly.
"Well we have potions klass now." Willow said so let's go.
We went sexily to Potionz class. But Snap wasn't there. Instead there was…Cornelio Fuck!11111
"Hey where the fuck is Dumblydore!111" Draco shouted angrily.
"STFU!1" shooted Cornelia Fuck. "He is in Azkhabian now wif Snip and Loopin he is old and week he has kancer. "Now do ur work!111"
My friendz and I talked arngrily.
"Can you BELEVE Snap used to be gottik!1" Vampire asked surprisedly.
"DATZ IT!11" CORNELIO FUK SHOOTED ARNGRILY. "IM GETTING PROFESOR BRIDGE!111"
He stomped out angrily.
Mi frendz and I began talking again. I began to drink some blod mixed wif beer. Suddenly I saw Hargrid in da cupboard. That has to be one BIG cupboard.
"WTF is he doing?" I asked. Then I looked at Draco. He wuz wearing tonz of eyeliner nd he locked shexier den eva. (Suddenly… "HARGRIF WUT DA FOK R U DOING!11" he shooted.
I looked around….Hairgrid wuz putting sumfing in my glass of blod!11 Darko and Vampire started 2 beat him up sexily.
"God u r such a posr!1" I shooted at Hairgrid. Suddenly I looked ar what he was putting in da blood. It was…Amnesia Portion!111 Drink it anyways.
AN: OK EVRYBODY IM GONG ON VOCATION ON DA FRIST OF JULY SO IM EEDER GONNA END DA FIK OR UPDAT IT IN WEEX. fangz!1 oh yah nd prepz stop flaming sa story!11 raven fangz 4 da help c ya gurl afta vocation!11
DARKO'S PONT OF VIEW LOL
Vampire and I chaind Hairgrid 2 da floor.
"Oh mi fucking satan!11" Enoby said. She wuz so hot. You are not Draco, you are not Draco. "Maybe I cud uze Amnesia potion 2 make Satan foll in love wif me faster!1"
"But u r so sexy and wonderful aneway Tata," Vampire. "Why would u need it?" You are not Harry, you are not Harry.
"To make everyfing go faster lol." said Enoby.
"But you wont have to do it wif him or anyfing, will u?" I asked jelosly. Yes, Draco, she will.
"OMFG u guyz r so scary!11" said Britney Spears, a fucking prep.
"Shut the fuk up!1" said Willow.
"Ok well anyway lets go 2 Profesor Trevolry's room."
Draco, Ebory and I went You were there twice? to Profesor Siniater's room. But Profesor Sinister wasn't there. Instead Tom Rid was.
Oh hi fuckers he said. "Lizzen, I got u sum kewl new clovez."
I took out da cloves from da bag. It was a goffik blak leather miniskirt that said '666' on da bak, black stilton bootz, blood red fishnetz and a blak corset. Okay, I believe there was a POV change here.
"OMG fangz!" I said hugging him in a gothic way. I took da clothes in da bag.
"OK Profesor Sinister isnt hr what the fuk should we do?" asked Draco. Suddenly he loked at a sign on da blak wall. At least let us know when you change POV, geez.
"Oh my fuking satan!1" I screamed as I read it.
On it said Evry1 Profesor Sinister is away. She is too gottik she is in Azkhabian now. Classes shal be taught by Dubledork who is bak but he shall not be principal 4 now. Sincerely Profesor Rumbridge.
"OMFG!111" I shoted arngrily. "How could they do that!11"
Suddenly Dumblydore came.
"WHAT DA HELL R U DONG IN MY OFICE!1" he began to shoot angrily.
Sudwenly I saw Morty Mcfly's blak tim machine!111 I jumped seductivly in2 it leaving Draco and Vampire.
Sudenly I wuz back in tim!11 I looked around. It was…Profesor Slutborn's efface! I sneaked around. Suddenly I saw da Amnesia potion on his desk. It wuz blak wif blood-red pentagramz in it Of course it was.. It was the shape of a cross. Shocking. I put it in my poket. Suddenly da door opened it wuz…..Profesor Slutgorn!11
OMG wut r u doing fuker" he shooted angrily
"I don't kno wut da fuk r u DOING" I SHOUTED ANGRILY.
"Oh sorry I wuz just looking around koz I thought it wuz class." you said finally hoping he couldn't c da potion in ur pocket. "Oh ok u can go now." said Profesor Slutborn.
You went to the conmen room after putting on my clothes. Silas, Samaro and Snap were there practicing Vampirez will Never Hurt U by MCR. What what what?
"Oh hi you guys." I said seductively. "Wheres Satan?"
"Oh he's cumming." said Serious. "BTW u can kall me Hades now." Suddenly Satan came. He was wearing a smexxy blak leather Jackson, blak congres shoes, a Slipnot t-shirt and a blak tie.
"Ok I will see you guyz at da concert." I said and then I went with Satan.
AN: wut doez every1 fink if I end da strory and den I add sum more 2 it after vocation? oh yah asnd prepz stup flaming if u dnot lik dat story den take muh quiz ok den u wil c if ur gofik or not!1111111
Ending the Story means… HOORAY!
Satan and I walked 2 his car.
It wuz a blak car wif pentagrams all over it. On da license plate said 666 just lik Draco's car.
I went in it seduktivly. Stan started 2 drive it.
We talked about Satanism (lolz he wuz named after Satan), kuttting, musik and being goffik.
"Oh my satan, Gerard is so fuking hot!11" Volxemort you mean tom agreed as we smoked sum weed. (koz bi guyz r hot dey r so sensitive I luv dem lol goez fux a bi guy)
"Lol, I totally decided not 2 comit suicide when I herd Hilena." I said in a flirty voice. "….Hey Satan do u know da cure 4 when ppl r adikted 2 Volxemortseruem?"
"Well…" he thought. "I fink u have 2 drink Vampire blod." Vampire blood? Why didn't I think of that?
Suddenly Volxemort parked da car behind a blak movie theater.
Satan and I walked outside. We went in2 da movie tether were they were showing da Excercist. In it a boy and a gurl were doing it sudenly a cereal killer came lol. Satan and I laughed at da blood koz we're sadists.
While Satan was watching da movie, I had an idea. I took Satan's gothic blak Nightmare b4 Christmas cigar That is one weird cigar. sexily from his poket and put sum Amnesia potion in it.
I put it bak in his blak Emile the Strange bag. Satan turned arund and started 2 smoke it. Blak cloudz wif red pentagramz ind em started 2 fly around everywhere.
"OMG!111" Satan said jumping up. I gasped koz I wuz afraid hed notizd. "Enoby gess what?"
I new that the amnesia had worked.
"Amnesia potion has not been invented yet so it will not work." He said. Okay, I give up.
"2 badd coz I wanted 2 use sum on u."
"Kul." I raised my eye suggestingly. And den…. he tok of my cloves sexily I tok of his shit. He had six-pak justr lik Gerard Way!11 We frenched. I'm telling Draco, you whore.
"Xcuze me but u r going 2 have 2 leave!111" shooted da lady behind us she was a prep.
"Fuk u!11" I said. Suddenly…. I attaked her suking all her blood.
"Noooooo!11" she screamed. All the preps in da theater screamed but everyone else crapped koz Satan and I loked so cute 2gether. Satan and I started to walk outside.
"Zomg how did u do that?" Voldremort asked in a turned-on voice.
"I'm a vampire." I said as we went into the car. DUH-HUUUUH!
"Siriusly?" he gasped. Serious as Sirius Black!
"Yah siriusly." I said drinking sum beer. Satan started 2 drive da car. I smelled happily.
"Itz too bad we didn't get 2 c da rest of the movie, don't u fink?"
"Yah." I said as we kised passively. Satan parked in a blak driveway next 2 da place where Draco and I had watched GC for the frist time. We went inside where Marylin Mason wuz playing and started to mosh lol.
"Anti-ppl now uve gone 2 far Jeus Krist Superstar!1111" screamed Marlin on da stage.
We did the devil fingers. I started 2 dance really close to Satan. He was so shmexay!1 He looked at me all emo with his gothic red eyes and he looked exactly like Mikey Way. I almost got an orgaism!1 Suddenly Marylin Mason stopped singing. You had an orgasm just dancing with him? Yeah, Draco will not be happy.
"I wood like to peasant… ..XBlakXTearX!11" he said. I ran onstage
Lucian, Samaro, Snap and Hades were there. They started 2 play their instilments.
"Wel if u wonted honesty datz all u had 2 say!1111" I sang. (I dnot own da lyerix 2 dat song) My voice sounded lik a pentagram betwen Amy Lee and a gurl version of Gerard Woy Well, that sounds pleasant..
Everyone clappd. Satan got an eructation.
"I'M NUT OKAY!1" WE KNOW THAT! I sang finaly. Suddenly Lucian started playing da song wrong by mistak.
"OMFG!1" yielded James. "Wut the fuck?"
"Woops im sory!" said Lucian.
"You fuking ashhole!1" James shouted angrily.
"U guys are such prepz!11" Snap said. "Cum on it wuz a mistake!1"
"Yah itz not his fault!11" said Serious.
"No he ruined the fucking song!1" yelled Samaro.
"U guys stop!11" I shotoed angrily but it waz 2 late. They all began 2 fight. Sudenly Samaro took out hiz nife.
"OMFG no!11" shouted Lucan but it wuz 2 late James tried 2 shoot off his arm.
And den…I jumped secxily in front of da bullet!11
"No!111" yielded everyone but it wuz 2 late suddenly everyfing went blak.
That is all I could find, or maybe this was the very end before it got deleted. I'm not sure, but I know one thing, I cannot take another ounce of this story! Commentary is finished! I do hope you guys enjoyed what I had to say. It was fun and all, but now… to the NORMAL stories