When you introduce an animal that is not indigenous to the area, it can cause a backlash effect.
In the case of putting Lee with Naruto today.
It meant more than just that.
"Wow! I never knew you could fit an elephant in a spandex suit, Lee!"
"All with the power of youth, and now he matches the monkeys!, Ahh such youthfulness will mean that they will mate in accordance to.."
"Um, Lee"
"Yes?"
"How will they mate in spandex suits..."
...
"Well, I didn't put spandex suits on the storks...so we'll be fine Naruto-kun!" Lee says patting Naruto heartily on his back
"But the storks..."
"TO THE PENGUIN EXHIBIT!" Lee bellows before running off into the distance.
Naruto shakes his head, before setting off behind him.
"Stupid Lee, thinking that storks make babies.." He chuckles uncertainly
Before stopping and thinking for a moment
"They don't do they?"
A stork lands next to Naruto.
Naruto stares before his eyes widen in realisation
"Dear god, I think I'm pregnant!"
xx xx
When Ino finds Naruto by the feeding area, later that afternoon she's surprised to say the least.
"...Naruto, what are you..?"
"Oh this?" Naruto smiles unfurling the sling from his arm so that Ino could see.
"This is my child"
"..."
"What?...wait..WHAT?" She gapes looking at the young infant
"How-did-you?"
Chouji comes by to restock the food
"Nice kid Naruto" He nods and Naruto smiles approvingly
"Chouji, that's.."
"Yeah, that's his kid" Chouji says idly reaching into his bag for snacks
"Didn't you know Ino?" He asks nonchalantly biting into his chocolate bar.
Ino gapes for a while at the both of them
"Don't you see! He can't just have a kid! Why can't you see what's wrong with this situation!"
At this point Kiba approaches them, wide eyed and frantic
"What the Hell are you guys doing here!" He exclaims taking them all by the shoulders and pushing them into the other direction
"Everybody's meant to be getting ready for today! I've already dug a pit hole for later!" He says frantically almost pulling out his hair ignoring that No-one knows what he's on about.
"Sakura's going to kill you!" He exclaims waking up the baby
"What's today?" Naruto asks halfheartedly while gently stroking his child's head comfortingly
"What is today? Today is the big Suna meet thingy, with the guys..." He trails off uncertainly
"..Wait what is today?" He adds dumbstruck
Ino sighs looking at the idiots around her to see if anyone but her is in reality "Today is the animal and workers exchange, to try and add to our already Joyful team" She says sarcastically looking at everyone around her in disgust, before picking up her bucket and leaving.
Everybody remains silent taking everything in
"Hey nice kid Naruto"
"Thanks Kiba"
xx xx
At around seven, the enclosures are shut up, the people are gone and the ticket booths shut down for the night. The only sign of life is at the front of the gate where the team assembles in line waiting to greet their Suna counterparts.
Sakura paces, tapping her pen on her clipboard as though she's trying to beat the life out of it.
She walks down the line and views everybody critically, often cursing at a loose button or a strand of stray hair, when she reaches Naruto; she's so annoyed she barely registers his child.
Shikamaru trails behind her slowly, trying to avoid her wrath, his role is yet unknown. He yawns and looks at the group idly.
Naruto is rocking his child into a gentle sleep, while Lee watches approvingly from the sidelines,
often giving a hefty thumbs up to the young father and giving rocking techniques.
Kiba is scratching his head rapidly, from fleas or goodness knows what.
Shino is looking for his lost red ants he planned to show.
Chouji is...eating questionable items from a big bucket.
Neji is holding an eagle on his arm.
The eagle looks distressed.
Tenten is cutting the hedge while juggling
While Ino...is throwing things at Sakura and pretending she's being attacked by a swarm of flies
Shikamaru sighs.
They are a sorry bunch
And Sakura seems to agree
"Alright, we need to sort ourselves out!" She bellows to the group upon realisation "Tenten get down, Ino get out, Neji get that thing out, Chouji get Hinata; where the hell is she?
Kiba get away from me and Naruto...is that a baby?"
But before she can continue a large truck pulls up followed by some others
The truck stops and the door slams before three people emerge.
But it was the door slam that did it.
Neji's eagle panics and blindly flies off into the distance knocking Tenten off her ladder and trying to claw out her eyes, Neji runs off towards her screaming frantically at the bird. The dropping ladder wakes the baby causing it to scream loudly and Lee and Naruto get into a fight into how to calm it down, in the process knocking Kiba over and the red ants on his head land on Ino. Ino screams and drops the bits of dirt she was throwing at Sakura abruptively into Shino's eyes. Shino screams and runs into Sakura blindly knocking her into Chouji's big bucket. Chouji beats his chest ape man style at the loss of his food. Sakura screams throwing her clipboard at Chouji's head missing and instead aiming it at Shikamaru.
He ducks.
And the board is caught by a pair of perfectly manicured nails
The sand siblings watch anxiously
"So" The female one says turning to Shikamaru "When do we meet your staff?"
Shikamaru sighs
"This is my staff" He says watching as Hinata finally arrives
"I've got some...ah!" Hinata screams as she falls into Kiba's pit hole.
Shikamaru sighs again.
This is going to need a Lot of paperwork
And a lot of bandages.
A/N: As you can tell I wrote this a quite a crack fic stage...oh well! If it's that bad I'll just make the next chapter better.
Tell me what you think.
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Or I'll set the eagle on you... (:[)={
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