A/N (B): We're back! Unfortunately, I can't find the interview with Hermione we did before I left. This was suggested by JJ Rust, by the way.
One of our top reporters, Jane Zippit, met up with of the Golden Boy's BFFs (for those who do not get the hip, swingin' terms of the century, this phrase means Boiled Frankfurters Freakout), Lavender Brown. We asked her a few questions regarding Harry's lifestyle...
Zippit: So, what is Harry's favourite pastime?
Lavender: Ron likes reading porn mags… for four hours…
Zippit: … Oo … okaaaay… what are some of Harry's favourite movies?
Lavender: "How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days" was always Ron's favourite! /sniffles/
Zippit: . … umm… Harry's favourite food?
Lavender: Ron would always eat Cheez Doodles dipped in chocolate yogurt! And then he'd make out with me and it tasted like chocolatey cheese AND IT WAS SO ROMANTIC! AAAAAA! WONNIE-POO, WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME FOR THAT UGLY HAG WITH BAD HAIR?!
Zippit: -- … WTF?!
At that point, Ms. Brown became totally incoherent and began frothing at the mouth. We were forced to call trained professionals to remove her, and she is now in intensive care for what was revealed to be a case of aggressive rabies.
A/N (MVR): Heylo, people of earth! We're back, baby. So, we were sitting here at, you know, midnight and we were like, "Oh yeah, we should update BN!" 'Cause writing a fanfiction at midnight really gets those creative brain-juices flowing. x)