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THE INSIDE SCOOP! THE EXCITING TALES OF DRACO'S LIFE AS A FREE-LANCE TAXIDERMIST!
One of our only male reporters, Ben Dover, got the inside scoop on Draco Malfoy's glamorous new job!
Dover: So, what's it like putting stuffing in glorified roadkill for a living?
Draco: Who told you that, man? That's BS, man, total BS. I sell bobble-head dolls at football games, dumbass.
Dover: Yeah, yeah. Must be nice. I bet rich old ladies pay you buckets of dough to stuff their dead kitties, huh?
Draco: I told you, I sell bobble-heads! I have less than no money! I sleep in the back of taxies!
Dover: Betcha spend all of that dough on prostitutes for every night and coke, right?
Draco: Replace that with forty year-old man-whores five years ago and cheap grass, you got it.
Dover: … :O
Draco: … lol :D