A/N (MVR): Obviously, the website ain't real. xP
Fashion Crisis- Leather Pants Mayhem
While one of our top reporters, Fabio Gnu, was stalking- er, following Professor Snape's trail, we discovered something shocking. So shocking and juicy that it will blow your eyes straight out of your head. Yes, we discovered that our very own Potions professor enjoys wearing leather pants in the comfort of his home. As you can imagine, Snape does not have the so- called "hot" body of Orlando Bloom, and leather pants don't exactly flatter his figure. We have pictures coming up in next month's issue. However, Gnu did spread this news around, and we have different opinions of this growing epidemic…
Gnu: Do you have any thoughts on Snape's new look?
Random Person # 1: Eww, I don't even know why someone like him would buy pants like that… I mean, he is not an attractive dude, and when you add leather pants into the mix… I just threw up in my mouth.
But we didn't stop there.
Gnu: Snape's new look, do you dig it?
Random Person # 2: He looks yummy. What a stud-muffin!
Gnu: …?
Random Person # 2: Y'know, hot taco? Spicy ramen? You following me?
The public has many opinions, in fact seventy- three percent of society claim leather pants is a "turn off." Do you agree? Vote at:
www. the leather pants fight . com / snape zomg omigosh /
Random Person # 2: I still think he's a stud-muffin that I'd eat any time. :D
Rest of the World: …WTF?!