Exclusive Interview!
One of our top reporters, Uri Ranus caught Hermione Granger exiting a Playboy photo studio. Using the Two Bs of Journalism (Blackmail and Bribe), Ranus was able to extort an interview with Ms. Granger.
Ranus: So, Hermione, how did you like the photo shoot?
Hermione: Well, Uri…wow, that's a dumb name…I was uncomfortable at first, having nude pictures of me shot, but I felt much better when the photographer let me put on bikini bottoms and hug a bottle of frosty beer with three other women.
Ranus: Who knew beer was sexual!
Hermione: I sure didn't…but now I can't look at a can of Budweiser without remembering…
Ranus: /wiggles eyebrows/
Unfortunately, Ms. Granger pulled her GK on our reporter and ran off with the 200€ previously obtained (under duress). She later sued our reporter for sexual harassment, mental anguish, and emotional trauma.