Breaking news! Harry Potter has launched his newest clothing store, called Lords of Lingerie. His best-selling item is the scarlet and gold thong-and-bra set. Mr. Potter is very proud of his success and will be choosing models at the Grande Opening. When asked why he spelled grand the way he did, he responded, "Well, 'grande' just sounds better, like chocolate in a fancy gold box with those curly letters. And the really good caramels inside! Man, those things are good. My favourites are the butter creams…" Mr. Potter then began drooling copiously and was taken away by armed guards.
A/N (B): You may be wondering why we put so many crude jokes in here. Well, the answer is... MVR is immature and hates to lose. I'm also immature and hate to lose (that's how I know). Brownies for whoever gets that reference :)