Dumbledore: Midnight Munchies?
Late last night, your courageous reporters followed Professor Dumbledore from his mansion in Innsbrook to a location so shocking that readers with high blood pressure should skip over this article and go to the Mild-Mannered News section. Now for the reveal: Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore went to the grocery store! Yes, the Headmaster of Hogwarts gets midnight snacks! When asked to comment on this stunning twist, Dumbledore said only, "Guess what colour socks I'm wearing?" then ran away giggling. We have no idea what that meant or how it was relevant to the conversation, but we, as your, strong, freedom-avocating, awesome, fantabulous, funderful, and xylophone reporters, will get the truth out!