Minerva's Mystical Mousse!
Yes, you've heard us correctly, Minerva McGonagall has created her own brand of hair mousse. The product claims to give you "sex hair". We asked McGonagall for any comments on her new products.
Reporter: Do you expect your product to sell? I must admit, there hasn't been any advertising; I haven't seen any commercials, ads or anything. You think it's possible it'll just sell because you are the teacher of the ever-so-famous-and-extremely-well-built Harry Potter?
McGonagall: No ads? Babe, I'm the ad. I'm a walking ad.
Reporter: …?
McGonagall: You think I get this wind-blown look naturally? I mean, I'm sex-on-legs! If I use my gel and I look this gorgeous, don't you think other people will want to look like a full-blown sex-pot too? ;]
Reporter: =O! You know, that should be part of your advertising "Try Minerva's Mystical Mousse ~ For guaranteed sex-hair!" Pretty darn gnarly, don't cha think? You should make a jingle. Like, one of those really annoying ones that get stuck in the back of your head? *whistles Stairway to Heaven, adding lyrics SEX HAIR lyrics*
McGonagall: Freakin' A!
Here's the official ad:
MINERVA'S
MYSTICAL MOUSSE!
For guaranteed sex-hair!
Purchase yours now for
only three easy payments of $78.36, plus shipping and
handling.
(Do not use Minerva's Mystical Mousse if you have any of these
conditions/illnesses; gonorrhea, Alzheimer's, afrophobia, or
psorisis. Symptoms may include; heart attack, extreme need for
buttsecks, liver failure, or death. Talk to your podiatrist before
usage) Call Now! 222-HOT-HAIR
Or visit our website: www .
I-need-sex-hair . com
A/N: It's been a while! Now I feel really irresponsible XP Coming next: Hagrid's fitness program!