Voldemort Drops Evil Schemes for Pop Hit!

That's right, you're hardly dyslexic, Voldemort is dropping evil for something far more important for the general society! Voldemort, formally known as you-know-who is forming a band called the 'Sugar Lumps', this new indie/pop/metal/alternative punk/disco/electronic/funkalicious band is scheduled to release their debut album 'OMGWTF?' in early July. Their new single, Bison on a Plane, will be released tomorrow, and here, a gift from your lovely reporters (who happen to be very skilled at blackmail *ahem*) is a sneak preview of the song…

Lyrics:

At an airport;

(Oooh) Code four. Is more. Important than a code three.

Buuutttt not as important as a code fivveeee.

'Cause a code five is more important than a code fourrrr, and a CODE FIVE is aaaaa BISON (BISON, BISON) ON A PLANE!

[chorus]

Ooooh,

Bison on a plane,

Oooh,

Shaggy – haired (land oriented mammal, OH YEAH),

And ooooh,

it's a pretty gnarly animal,

wowowow ohhh!

Bison on a plane,

Bison on a plane,

Yes, a bison,

Not a yak!

Ohhh, yeah.

Bison (commonly referred to as the American Plains Buffalo)

We are not allowed to reveal our sources, or give you the second half of the song, for copy write reasons, and the ministry claims any more exposure to the song will melt the young brain juices of the youth, so it is strictly prohibited. To learn more about the Sugar Lumps, visit their website .bison for show times, lyrics, ticket prices, and more!

To inform us more about the band we've have Voldemort himself!

R: What made you choose the theme of bison for your first single of the new album?

V: The song is technically about bison, yes, but the true meaning is about my struggle with women.

R: Elaborate?

V: You may find this hard to believe coming from a stunningly attractive man, like myself, but I have some complications with holding down a girlfriend. Women are like wild bison in so many unflattering ways! … *sigh*

R: …? *stifles nose snort*

V: Well, once they've… um, to keep this PG rated let's just say, "Chomped your grass" or "Grazed your fields" they move on to a slightly less green field with a cooler car than you. The song has no relevance to the topic, though, so I decided to just make it complete rubbish, so people think there's a deeper meaning… but I guess there really isn't. But the song Life Sucks; Then You Die is full of deep lyrics about a crumpled up dry soul that is ready to be thrown in the darkest pit of the underworld… it's a fun song, great for the family, it also raises awareness about chemical testing on animals. :DDD

A/N (MVR): I was in an interesting mood the day I wrote this. Um, yeah! I feel irresponsible now… xD

Sorry about the wait.

A/N (B): My bad, I accidentally lost five chapters :-( Sorry!