Move Over, Justin!
Draco Malfoy has officially brought sexy back! Mr. Malfoy, or "Mr. Sexyman", as we call him, has started his new career as a male model with Health Magizine. Draco will be starring in HM's new infomercial about prostate cancer as The Guy With Prostate Cancer (catch it on Channel 7-Squared tonight!). Your splendiferous, fabtastic reporters attempted to catch up with Draco to get an interview, but were unfortunately teterred by a team of highly trained ninjas. However, we did aqcuire two tickets for free prostate exams. They will be raffled off this weekend (due to our lack of /censored/), even though we suspect they may have Malfoy Cooties, a substance ten times more valuble than gold.
Next time: Ron Wins Breakdancing Contest!