Okay I might actually do the whole option one and get you to tell me which on you liked, my favourite will always be the second on *grins*
Walking down the halls as a married woman, usually should make you feel invigorated...I felt like shit. Alice was waiting for me outside the door with a calculating look on her face, her math wasn't that great.
"What are you thinking about so hard that it's made the vein in your head pop out?" I said making Alice jump back in surprise, I stifled my laughter. A rather large grin spread across her lips, her golden eyes sparkled with intuition...i know that look.
"No" I groaned.
"Oh come on you haven't even heard my idea yet"
"I don't need to...NO" I frowned as we argued out in the corridor.
"Please" she said using the full expense of her puppy dog eyes.
"No" I closed my eyes; my determination was slipping away fast.
"Just one shopping trip" Alice begged, Jasper came out laughing his blonde little head off. The tension rolled off them both.
"What's wrong Bella?" Jasper looked at me with concern.
"Nothing"
"Liar"'
"Why does everyone say that?"
"Because it's easy to catch out" Jasper said, an impish grin spread across his lips.
"Nothing, everything is fine...for now"
"For now?" both Alice and Jasper said in unison, I shrugged.
"Ha ha nice joke Bella, you got a wedding ring to give Charlie a heart attack" he laughed, "I like your practical jokes" I stood in front of Jasper stoically, Alice disappeared into the room with a sly grin.
After a few minutes Jasper's laughing fit had died down.
"Why aren't you laughing?" Jasper looked at me questioningly.
"Um..."
"Oh good lord...it's real?" Jasper's eyes were bigger than sauce pans, heck the looked about the size of a wheel on a car.
"Maybe" I squeaked.
"WHERE'S THE MOJO WHO DID THIS I'LL SHOT HIM....NO I'LL RIP HIS BALLS OFF" Jasper yelled hands in the air. Both our attentions were trained on the man coming out of the door, he smiled sweetly at me. Jasper grabbed him by the t-shirt and shock the living shit out of him.
"YOU MARRIED MY SISTER YOU CINVING BASTARD...I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IF YOU EVER HURT HER!" okay so while Jasper was killing who I assumed was or is Alice's new interest, bi slowly retreated, that was until Alice pushed me back out.
"JASPER WHITLOCK! UNARM MY BOYFRIEND!" Alice screeched, Jasper looked at Alice and back at the rather cute French guy, I wonder if married women can look...wait I'm not married...at least not intentionally. Jasper increased pressure on the guys throat on hearing he was Alice's court not my new husband, I shuddered internally at the word husband. Alice screamed as both men got into a fist fight, I hate breaking up fights.
I stepped in between both men, they still swung their hands around and I copped one on my shoulder.
"THAT'S IT STOP IT!" I screamed making everyone stop, all our friends and fellow classmates came out into the corridor, Jasper looked at me wide eyed, Alice smirked and the French guy just laid on the floor on impact.
"Great you killed him" Alice said in an indifferent voice, Jasper looked at the French guy and a smug smile crept on to his face.
"I think we should go inside and discuss the situation without yelling" I mumbled harshly, Alice and Jasper nodded walking into our room, leaving French boy to fend for himself.
I fell on to the bed, my face hidden in a pillow or two, I felt the bed drip twice, a familiar hand on my back and another on my leg.
"Alice why is you hand on my leg?" I laughed.
"Because someone else has their hand on you back but hey if you want my hand on your ass than so be"
"No No that won't be necessary" I groaned.
"Of course not your new husband will do that for you" Jasper laughed.
"How can you say that to your little sister?" I growled, sinking deeper into the pillows.
"If I wasn't reminded of that little fact everything would have been fine" distaste coloured his tone.
"Okay so who did you marry and how did he end up getting you to marry him?" Jasper looked at me with patience.
"SHAE MARRIED EDWARD FREAKING CULLEN!" Alice yelled, I looked at her.
"Stupid gypsy like pixie!" I growled.
"I thought you hated him and all actors" Jasper looked at me funny.
"I was drunk it was an accident" I growled.
Edward Pv
Oh good lord what have I done! I married a beautiful girl and she hates me. I wonder what I did to deserve the cold shoulder she was giving me. I mean last night there was no cold shoulders...just cold showers, I grinned.
Emmett practically broke the door down and sat in front of me.
"So where's the new wife?" gotta love that he never beats around the freaking bush.
"She um..."
"Oh no ... she's not charmed by us Cullen's good looks... the is a state emergency" he grabbed his phone and called 911, I snatched the phone off of him.
"Idiot we're in France and their emergency number isn't 911 nor was there any need to call 911 unless someone is seriously injured" I growled hitting him gruffly upside the head.
"Ow fine who do we call?" he looked at me with a serious face.
"Your daft" I sighed.
"Mother already told me that!"
"Did mother tell you what daft meant?" I questioned his sanity.
"She said it meant that I am devilishly handsome"
"Oh" I laughed internally, "and when did Esme tell you that?"
"I was ten and you were five...grandpa said I was daft so I asked mother what daft meant" he grinned proudly...oh he is more than daft. "Can't wait to tell Mother you're married!!" Emmett squealed.
"NOO!" I yelled a little too loud, Emmett looked at me with a weird face.
"Dude come on a bit of common sense...what would Esme do if we told her I got married at a twenty four hours chapel and the you and some chick with hugs breasts were the witnesses?"I sighed hoping his little pee brain was working today.
"She'd plan you a new wedding from scratch and invite millions of friends" Emmett shrugged.
"Are you forgetting one little detail Emmy" I snickered earning myself one of his famous cold glares.
"What?" he snapped.
"She wasn't a divorce...a barely got her to give me two months to see if it would work" I sighed, realisation only just set in for Emmett.
"Wait doesn't she hate your guts?" he asked, I groaned...I'm travelling around France with an idiot! Emmett always had the emotional depth of a stone.
Bella Pv
Jasper and Alice sat on the edge of the bed gaping at me.
"I know I don't have a second or a third head...what the hell are you idiots staring at?"
I hated it when they do this, it's like they're both seeing the same thing, I crazy lunatic.
"You are going to give this up" they both mumbled and then looked at each other before looking away, both of them had disgust etched into their faces...babies.
"Yes I am"
"She said it so calmly" Alice yelled, "you can't he and you were meant for each other" she threw her hand up in the air whilst pacing.
"Yeah, just like you and the French boy outside the door" it was a low shot to take but she had to understand.
"Get over Jake, Bella he's not coming back" Jasper whispered lovingly.
"I. Am. Over. Jake" I knew it was a lie and so did they, they didn't peruse it any further.
"Baby steps Bella, don't rush into the whole divorce thing...you know how Charlie feels about it..." Jasper gave me an apologetic look.
"So I'm supposed to stay in a marriage I don't want" I growled.
"No, I'm just saying give it a chance and then decide" Jasper sighed, "and I want to meet this Edward Cullen."
"Sure I have lunch with him now" I grinned and Alice looked at me with a scowl.
"Well that's hardly enough time to get you all dressed up for the occasion" Alice clapped her hands, Jasper and I rolled our eyes at her.
"I'm not dressing up a t all Alice and that's final" I frowned and went to the bathroom grabbing a skirt and a halter neck top. I got changed and slipped on some ballet flats. There was three light knock on the door, Alice opened the door greeting Jasper, and then there were three more soft knocks on the door...Edward's here.
"Edward's here!" Alice shouted and a whole lot of squealing came.
"Ha ha your a riot" I could see the grimace on his face as he tried to be polite.
"You bet I am" Alice grinned, I could imagine Jasper flexing his muscles, Edward had way better looking muscles. I slapped myself.
"I didn't just think that"
"Think what?" A velvety voice inquired from behind me.
"Ever heard of knocking?" I questioned not bothering to look him over.
"Sorry I just thought well..."
"You didn't think did you?" I sighed.
"No, I just really wanted to see you...make sure I wasn't dreaming" I turned in time to see his crooked smile, I returned it with one of my own.
"Your smiling" he looked confused, "I thought you didn't like the idea of marriage..especially to me" Edward looked a little hurt and bewildered.
"I don't know seeing you happy makes me happy" I shrugged and then realised what I said I froze, Edward chuckled.
"Cool wifey" Edward kissed my head before heading out the door again.
Option Two!
I walked straight into the room because the door was slightly opened and I saw the French guy lying naked on the bed and I shuddered, Alice was sleeping beside him. I walked over to the guys face and grabbed his ear, pulling him off the bed.
"GET OUT"
"What about my clothes?" he had a heavy French accent.
"I'll throw them outside in a minute" I growled throwing the French hottie out, Alice frowned and I shrugged grabbing all his clothes and throwing them out in the corridor.
"What the hell!" Alice practically screamed.
"Oh be honest you don't like him he was just a good fuck! A good fuck to get your mind of Jasper and Jessica!" I growled and Alice sobered up.
"Your point?" she spoke calmly.
"You're using him and you need to tell Jasper how you feel or I will!" I growled, I wasn't up for footsies or beating around the proverbial bush, she laughed and at that moment I wanted to hit her.
"I can take care of myself as for your brother I hate him!" she laughed, and I almost believed her, had her eyes not told me otherwise.
"Whatever, sorry I had a tough morning" I grunted.
"Oh I can imagine" she smirked. Jasper burst through the door, "the naked French dude out your door...is he yours Bella?" he frowned, "if the answers yes I'm going to pummel him for deflowering you." Deflowering seriously who says that?
"Alice's" I jerked my thumb back at her, Jasper's eyes glazed over and he went back outside.
Oh boy!
I went outside to see what was going down, Jasper was practically beating the living shit out of the poor guy.
"JASPER STOP!" Alice yelled sobbing, Alice clung to the door, I grabbed Jasper pulling him off of the now bloody French hottie.
"Jasper get a grip" I growled and Jasper took a few deep breaths.
"Sorry" he mumbled, Alice raced over to the now naked and heavily beaten French hottie, Jasper tensed and I put a calming hand on his shoulder. Jasper went into a lunging stance, if Jasper lunged Alice would get hurt...boys.
"I GOT MARRIED" I yelled trying to diffuse the situation, Jasper snapped his head at me.
"What?" he whispered eyes wide.
"You heard me" I mumbled, Jasper took me by the hand dragging me back to my room.
"You got married...oh man mum's gonna flip and dad wow I'm proud little sister...you actually grew a pair of balls" Jasper snickered.
"Jasper I'm not kidding" I shoved my hand with the ring in his face, his eyes went wide, ice blue eyes turned cold.
"Which bastard swindled you! I'll beat him to pulp...no I'll rip his testacies off!" Jasper got into a fit of rage.
"Who's the snobby bastard?"
"Edward Cullen" Edward answered for me and I laughed, Jasper turned around slowly. His body still tense for a fight, I immediately stood in between them both.
"Hello Edward" I smiled curtly.
"Bella" he greeted warmly, "and you must be Jasper" Edward stepped around me and held his hand out, Jasper looked taken aback but shook his hand.
"Yeah, Jasper Whitlock Swan" he greeted, his eyes guarded.
"Well a pleasure to meet you" Edward smiled, this was way too weird.
"Ah yeah you too" Jasper quirked an eyebrow, Alice was behind me hyperventilating.
"Alice breath, he's a human not an alien" I frowned, Edward gave me a weird look...was that a thanks or really you think so look?
"Hello Alice" Edward nodded politely, Alice squealed...weird, then again a lot about the past twenty four hours is weird.
"OH MY GOD...huge fan...really huge fan"
"On the contrary Alice your quite small" I teased earning a kidney jab from both Jasper and Alice...and yet they're still oblivious.
"Apes" I mumbled and Edward had a fond look in his eyes.
"Sorry I didn't tell you where to meet me for lunch so I assumed I'd just come and get you both, Jasper would you like to join us?" Edward was still looking at me even though the question was directed at Jasper.
"Love to" Jasper said a little too harshly, I stifled my laughter.
"Oh dear big brother you certainly have gone a little too protective" I grinned.
"Don't test me Isabella" he smirked making me cringe.
"Bumble bee" Jasper lunged and I efficiently moved behind Edward using him as a shield.
Both Alice and Edward laughing at our antics.
"Stop it Jasper or I'll put up those pictures of you in the bath tub"
"You wouldn't"
"Oh I would" I laughed, Edward wrapped an arm around my waist drawing me to him, he kissed me tenderly on the forehead.
"We're going to be late for the reservations" Edward whispered and I sighed.
"Give me a few while I go get changed" I grabbed a skirt and a V neck top and slipped them on before tying my hair up into a bun and grabbing a pair of ballet flats, I got out and sat on the bed with the boys waiting for Alice. We did the twenty one questions game to pass time and when Alice got ready we left for a fun filled day trying to keep out of the public eye. Edward even brought a wig.
"Borrowed it from the props department" he grinned watching me eye his new hairdo.
"I liked the natural hair" I laughed, he gave me a crooked smile.
Hi again, thanks for the reviews and as always pick one and tell me which one you liked....just be weary it won't always be two options. I just thought it would be fun for you guys to decided how you wanted the story to go. Hope you liked the new chapter!!
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