A/N: We're changing the rating of Breaking News! to M, as you've probably noticed. We have our reasons; mainly, we're perverts. So if perverty things squick you, then PROCEED WITH CAUTION. If you stop reading this… we don't blame you. This may seem immature to you. It is. Alternately, this may seem not Mature (as in the rating) to you. It's a buffer zone, basically; we never know how low we'll sink. Thanks for your continued readership!