Bella Pv
Okay so lunch was a little awkward. Rosalie Hale joined us at the dining table much to my dismay, Emmett was also there, sneaking peaks at Rosalie.
Rosalie Freaking Hale...a bloody movie star. Shoot me, I need a cigarette...thankfully Alice always has a pack. Jasper doesn't know of course. Alice took one look at me and slipped in the cigarette pack in my handbag. I gave her a thankful glance.
"Well Ed whose the new girl and her hillbillies" Rose asked taking a seat without asking.
"Excuse me?" I stood up, "Watch your mouth bimbo."
"Hey don't talk to Rose like that" Emmett whined, Edward stood up.
"Rose refrain your name calling, you have no right to treat my guests so coldly" Edward's face disclosed his distaste in Rosalie mannerisms.
"Please excuse my co-workers manners, she blatantly left them somewhere" Edward sighed.
"Up her ass more like" Jasper muttered and I laughed.
"Lunch is on me so please feel free to order anything" Edward smiled at me, but more or less he meant everyone sitting at the table.
"Edward aren't you getting a little too into character?" Rose giggled looking directly at the wedding band that we'd both acquired yesterday.
"I uh..." Edward looked at me and I shrugged. Edward squirming is hilarious. "Ah well see I umm it's...pro...."
"Edward got married last night" Emmett said nonchalantly looking at the menu in front of him. Something told me Emmett wasn't smart.
"What?" Rose screeched, Edward and I flinched whilst Alice and Jasper laughed cheerily, paparazzi were all outside waiting for Rosalie Hale to come out into the lime light. Lucky for me the windows are midnight black.
"Umm Jasper just order whatever your having I need a minute" Jasper nodded and I took my hand bag, going out the back for a cigarette break.
I took one out forgetting the fact that I don't have a lighter.
"Would you like me to light it for you?" Emmett asked following me out.
"Um thanks" I looked Emmett over.
"I'm not as dumb as I look dreary" he smiled lighting my cigarette and his own, he took a long drag and exhaled the smoke in little circles. I took a long drag, revelling in teh relaxing effect it had but coughed it up. Emmett patted my back.
"Newbie?"
"Not at all, I've been smoking for a year" I said surprised.
"Wow a year" Emmett shrugged.
"Why wow?"
"Nothing, I only started a month ago" Emmett looked like he needed a hug...too bad I'm not into hugs. I put out my cigarette put off by the fact I can't relax by it.
"May I ask why you started?" looked at Emmett sitting on the bench near the hotel bin, Emmett laughed sitting next to me.
"I've been here for a month" he said as if that was reason enough.
"Elaborate" I sighed chewing on a piece of gum.
"I don't know why I'm saying this to you but meh....you seem nice enough" Emmett smiled. "You know that women in there...Rosalie Hale" Emmett looked disdainfully at me and I nodded. "I like her but she won't even look my fucking way...She's to caught up in Edward" Emmett looked disgusted.
"Hey Edward doesn't seem to be interested in her" I soothed.
"Yeah but she still only sees him" Emmett sighed holding his head in his hands, I rubbed his back.
"You know what Em...I'm just going to call you Em. But there's a better girl out there one who's got heart instead of plastic boobs" I smiled, Emmett shook silently in laughter.
"I suppose so"
"Don;t ever be second best Em, your better than that" I smiled, Emmett looked at me in disbelief.
"Your so nice" Emmett laughed wrapping an arm around my shoulders, "I like you" he smiled. "Hey give my brother a chance, he may seem stoic and stiff but there's a good reason" Emmett smiled, getting up, I grabbed Emmett's hand.
"Em stop acting stupid...everyone likes a man who an be funny, smart and emotional when necessary" I smiled, Emmett nodded.
"I'll keep that in mind sis" Em threw me a lopsided smile, not as good as Edward's but still had an effect on me. I smiled following him in, dinner was civil and nice, Rose throwing little hints as too her distate in Edward's choice in women, Edward ewffiecntly deciding not to listen. Emmett decided to give his two cents worth into the new oiling company being open in Texas, surprising everyone at the table, he threw me a smile 'thanks'.
Option Two
Edward decided it was a necessity to wear the horrible wig on and I laughed jesting him about his blonde hair. It did not suit him at all. Alice merely laughed and said he looked hot in it, jasper visibly tensed.
"Wait for ME!" Emmett yelled running into an indoor plant. "Who put that mother fucker there?" Emmett groaned and I helped him up whilst the other three laughed it up.
"Are you alright?" I asked concerned, being a klutz myself.
"I'm fine Sugar" Emmett smiled kindly, for once I saw a flash of intelligence in Emmett's eyes whereas before I merely thought of him as a player with an I.Q. of 2. We all walked together, Emmett's arm lopped around mine, Alice between Edward and I, Jasper on the left of Edward.
Emmett pulled out the chair for me with a smile; I sat down and read the menu out, Edward taking a seat to my left and Alice to my right with Jasper to her left, Emmett on the left as well leaving on spare chair.
"EDWARD" a high pitch voice sounded from behind us, Edward and I winced.
"Rose" Edward greeted curtly.
"Oh Darling I've missed you" she kissed a stunned Edward's cheek, I muffled my laughter but noticed a tense Emmett, "Oh thank you for inviting me for lunch."
"I did?" Edward muttered softly. Emmett gave his full attention to Rosalie Hale and Rosalie Hale gave her full attention to Edward.
Jasper and I ordered a mere César salad, I pushed around the greens on the plate before excusing myself and walking around to the back of the restaurant. I pulled out my cigarette pack and lighted one.
"Mind if I have one?" Emmett sighed standing next to me.
"Sure" I handed him both the lighter and pack, before puffing out the cigarette smoke in his face.
"Thanks" he smiled, taking a long drag on the cigarette.
"So what's got you smoking?" I took a sideways glance at Emmett putting my cigarette out because it didn't give me the desired effect of calming my nerves down.
"Rosalie Fucking Hale" Emmett groaned.
"You like here huh?"
"Obviously but she won't give me the fuckign light of the day"
"You kow you don't seem as stupid as you act" I laughed.
"Dude I have a chemical engineering degree...of course I'm not. But I find it's easier to get girls this way" Emmett shrugged.
"Yeah well you won't attract the girl you want acting like this...be youself" I sighed, casting a glance out at the sky.
"I'll keep that in mind but in the mean time the girl I want is attracted to my brother" he sighed disdainfully.
"Then she's not worth your time Emmett, your a good man...find a good woman. Not one with plastic boobs...go for the all natural" I smiled and Emmett laughed.
"I will" he vouched, "I won't be second best" he smiled kissing my cheek. "You my little in law, have just become my favourite relative" Emmett smiled, "but for now we must get in and enjoy the rest of the lunch" Emmett held the door open for me and I smiled going in. Emmett also pulled the chair out for me with a small smile.
Rose sent snide comments my way and I refused to listen to any of them too caught up in pushing the food around the plate with a discontent sigh.
"So Bella what's your major?" Edward looked at me with a crooked smile.
"English"
"What do you want to do for a living?"
"Edit books" I shrugged.
"Oh" Edward stopped trying to make conversation with me after my short answers.
"I'm sorry" I whispered, "I'm just not feeling well" I shrugged.
"Would you like to go back to your room?" Edward whispered back concerned.
"No not at all" I smiled back reassuringly, Rose decided she needed attention.
"EDWARD...would you like to rehearse now?" Rose showed a little too much cleavage and I muffled my laughter into a napkin.
"Ah no"
"But you've got the ring on already" she looked pointedly at the gold bans we'd both attained from the night before.
"EH" Edward looked utterly defenceless.
"Edward got married to my sister" Jasper muttered.
"JASPER" Edward and I yelled.
"Sorry" Jasper shrugged, "blame the wine." Alice laughed.
"WHAT!" Rose shrieked.
"Bella is my wife" Edward stated proudly making Emmett and I raise an eyebrow at him.
"Well..." Rosalie was rendered into silence. Everyone looked at her for a few seconds before completely forgetting she existed, Emmett talked passionately about Chemical engineering and why he chose to do it, eventually we got through everyone. Edward promised to take me out tomorrow for dinner just the two of us. We all departed, I pulled out some cash and inconspicuously stuffed it into Edward's wallet while he was talking to the waiter.
Everyone left, a little shocked at Emmett's new found generousness, Except for Edward who smiled largely at his brother.
"Good to have you back Em" Edward smiled.
"Good to be back man" he smiled, Emmett hugged me tightly, "thanks."
"Emmett...can't...breathe" Emmett put me down sheepishly smiling. Before following his brother. Jasper, hand an arm around mine and Alice chirped the whole way back to our rooms.
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