For AngelyRenee - Blitz, Millie and Angel Dust participate in a turf war.
"Fancy meeting ya here, Ballroom Blitz!"
"Oh hey, Tall, Pink, and Fluffy," Blitzø waved merrily to Angel Dust across the rubble-littered street, headshotting a goon without looking as he did.
Millie rolled her eyes and casually lopped the heads off 3 burly imps who had unwisely tried to zerg-rush her. "Why am ah surprised ya know Hell's biggest porn star?"
"He's been around the block," the spider sinner grinned, wiggling his eyebrows. He pulled a pair of revolvers out from inside his jacket and began firing away casually, lighting a cigarette with his free pair of hands.
"Okay, twink, if I've been around the block YOU'VE done a fucking marathon,"
"Damn straight!"
"Neither of us are straight, bitch!"
"I know, shnuckums!"
"Blitz, if ya don't get yer head in the game ah'll have'ta tell yer new friend 'bout you and yer boooyfrieeeend …"
"Ooohhh, didn't take ya for the romantic type, Blitz!"
"Shut it, both of you!" Blitzø growled, blushing. The ratatattat of machine gun fire and bullets flying over their heads punctuated his retort, and the three of them took cover behind a big hunk of displaced pavement. "We all need to get our asses in this game! Now, who are we fighting?"
Angel rolled his eyes. "Some rich fuck who fancies 'imself an overload, bought 'imself a small private army, wants to take over Imp City first like some sorta dumbass."
"And why?"
"'Cause he blew a hole in the office wall!" Millie snarled, her irises going red with righteous bloodlust as she tightened her grip on her axe.
"Right!" Blitzø reloaded his flintlock and picked up a conveniently located metal bar, perfect for bludgeoning. "Then let's drive these shitheads right the fuck out of town!"
"Fuck yeah!" Angel grinned, swapping pistols for tommy guns and a well-used baseball bat. "I ain't seen action like this in too long!"
And in sync, they leaped out from their cover, weapons in hand, ready to slash, bash, or shoot the first dumbass demons unlucky enough to cross their path.