R&R por favor! Eh...so...what's up?

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Went down to Mexico,
I drove my black El Camino
I met up with an old gringo
He showed me round, and said to call him Joe.
I was there about a week or so,
Wound up in the general hospital,
Joe said don't drink the water no more,
How the hell was I supposed to know?

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"How about we all go to the beach?" Robin suggested, as the five Titans sat on the couch watching television. More specifically, Law & Order, which was Robin's favorite T.V program. After Beast Boy ran out of Raven's room, she cleared up the status fiasco on Facebook. Starfire intervened the mauling of Beast Boy's face.

"Sure." they all chorused, nodding their heads in lazy approval. Raven floated from the couch and toward the staircase, where Starfire was conversing with Beast Boy.

"...video games?" Starfire asked with uncertainty, enunciating the name.

"Yeah. Do you have them on your planet?" Beast Boy asked.

"I do not know of such contraptions." Starfire admitted.

"And as usual, I'm right." Raven deadpanned as she floated past them. Beast Boy narrowed his eyes at Raven as his ears drooped, tasting the bitter taste of defeat. Raven floated down the winding hallway to her room. Once she was in her sanctum of solace, she pulled out a teal bikini top and her swimming trunks. After slipping them on, she pulled her hair into a loose bun and grabbed a towel out of her closet. Lightly closing the door behind her, she drifted back down to the living room, where Beast Boy and Cyborg were playing video games. Rolling her eyes, Raven slipped on her shades and walked to the kitchen counter.

"Really? Playing video games?" Raven said, crossing her legs as she sat on the counter.

"You know us so well." Cyborg said mindlessly, as he shot at random people on the T.V screen. Robin and Starfire walked (well, Starfire more so floated) down the stairs, hand in hand.

"Are we ready to go?" Robin said, smile playing on his usually serious face.

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"Stop splashing me Beast Boy, or so help me God, I will decapitate you!" Raven shouted, as Beast Boy sent turrets of water at Raven.

"Come on Rae! You wouldn't do that! You love me!" Beast Boy said with a playful grin.

"I disagree." Raven deadpanned, blocking the water with a small shield.

"You don't mean that!" Beast Boy said, grinning as he dismissed Raven's claim. Raven only rolled her eyes and waded further away from Beast Boy. Unfortunately, the green boy was relentless.

"Why is it that you're always following me? What, do you have an obsession with me? You like following me around?" Raven said, narrowing her eyes.

"Yup. That's me. Your number one stalker." Beast Boy joked, as Raven swam back to the shore.

"Hey, wait! Where are you going?" Beast Boy said, swimming after her.

"As far away from you as I can get." Raven replied, shaking the water out of her hair. She trudged to the blanket that was laid out in the sand, an umbrella offering much needed shade. Lying down, Raven closed her eyes and began to relax herself. That was, of course, until someone poked her into a head. Growling, she opened one eye and clenched her fists.

"What are you doing Beast Boy?" she said, getting slightly annoyed. Why was he hanging around her so much?

"I'm bored!" he whined, dramatically collapsing on the ground.

"You drama queen, go play with Cyborg or Starfire or something." Raven said, rolling her eyes.

"Cyborg can't go in the water and Starfire's making out with Robin...I don't wanna go over there." Beast Boy said, retching. Raven sighed and sat up straight.

"Let's play hide and seek. You can hide, and I'll seek." Raven said in a bored tone. Beast Boy immediately perked up and nodded.

"Alright. I'm closing my eyes." Raven said dully, sealing her violet eyes shut. With that, Beast Boy jumped up and ran around, finally deciding to hide behind a tree. Smiling to herself, Raven closed her eyes and began to relax again.

After 15 minutes of waiting, Beast Boy was beginning to get frustrated. Groaning and fuming, he stomped over to the blanket, where Raven was lying down peacefully.

"Raven!" he screamed, angrily huffing. Sighing, she lifted her shades to reveal a very furious Beast Boy.

"I thought we were playing hide and seek!" Beast Boy said angrily.

"Oh. Right. Ollyollyozenfree." Raven deadpanned.

"You suck, you know that?"

"Yeah. I've heard it all before." Raven replied. Sighing, Beast Boy sat down next to Raven and closed his eyes. However, he was finding it hard to concentrate of relaxing himself. Giving up, he groaned and sat up straight.

"How do you do that?" he exclaimed.

"Do what?"

"Sit there and be bored and stuff!" Beast Boy said.

"I'm highly trained for it." Raven replied.

"Well...you're life sucks." Beast Boy said.

"How gentlemanly." Raven said sarcastically.

"Oh. Hehe. Right." Beast Boy said nervously, scratching the back of his head.

"Whatever. Since you've already disrupted my peace, what do you want?" Raven sighed.

"I wanna play in the water!" Beast Boy said hopefully.

"See that? That right there? It makes you sound like a five year old." Raven replied, rolling her eyes.

"Come on Raven! Pleaaaase?" he begged, now on his knees. Sighing Raven crossed her arms across her chest. She really just couldn't resist him.

"If you promise not to splash me, I'll go in the water with you." Raven said sternly. Beast Boy smiled and nodded. Jumping up, he grabbed Raven's hand and yanked her down to the shore.

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Erra Fawkes13: Indeed he is, indeed he is. Eu posso falar em um idioma differente tambem! Either that, or the average teenage girl is an idiot. Welpers, thanks for the review!

Babbs101: Yes, he did :(

Lafalot22: Sorry you're conufsed, but it will all be cleared up in a later chapter...hopefully. Thanks for the review!

The Cretin: Thank you! I think the DracoxHarry fans would be delighted if their kids hooked up. I just don't understand how Twilight is so popular. He sparkles for god's sake! Haha, Remus is awesome. 'Specially his mustache. I'm pretty sure when those teenage girls grow up, they'll be disgusted at how much Twilight memorabilia they have.

Firelily95: Hehe, thanks! Forget naps, I wish we still had recess XD After all, that's what French class is for, dozing off. Nah, I watch glee sometimes with my sister, but I'm not a huge fan. My sister is though...and I tend to avoid anything my sister likes.

Black rose-raven angel: Thanks for the review and yeah I think Pesadelo is tryna deal with his "take over the world" thoughts. Silly centaur.

Littlemissfg: Thanks! Kiki's Delivery service is just one movie, and yes, it is about a witch delivering stuff for money. It's kinda more interesting than it sounds. Thanks for the review!

SecretlyAlice28: Thanks for the review! I think Raven knows BB's awesome, she just doesn't wanna admit it :)

Eh...sorry it took so long. My mom forgot to pay the cable bill and I just got my internet back. So you can blame Verizon for that. And yeah, the lyrics and song title

don't make much sense to the chapter, I just really like this song :)