Now 33 of my fics are complete so I still have ten that are ongoing.

Btw WHOEVER TAKES THIS CHALLENGE MAY CHOOSE THE ENDING COUPLE!!!

CHALLENGE

Create a oneshot that you think is your best to submit/tell me to read and whoever submits the best oneshot wins and may choose this fics couple

RULES

The fic must be funny and have a smirk somewhere in the story. After that it's all up to you. PREFERABLY NO FLUFF but if you do it well enough then I may accept it!

PM me if you have any questions

I walked into the office with Haku by my side. I still rely on comfort food but now I'm fine. I'm able to make it through a whole day without getting too upset. I smiled at Haku and held his hand as he led the way to my office.

"I brought all my portable cooking supplies so anytime you crave or need anything I can make it! I also brought my portable refrigerator and portable pantry so I think I should have all the ingredients I may need." He grinned.

"Thank you so much!" I said happily and hurried into my office walking right past Neji and the tons of flowers and such for me. This made me happy but I'm not sure if they are for me just because or since my best friend died.

I checked the letters on my desk and realized that my letter from Madara were now marked Tobi. At least now his multiple personality disorder is in check. I smiled and opened the long lost letter from Deidara.

Saku-baby,

Tell me again why you care that that mutt died? Oh well I guess I shouldn't depress you. I guess what I'm trying to say is that now I've got less competition so I'm happy but I'll be your shoulder to cry on if you need it. Of course this is as long as you don't mind me playing with bombs while you're crying your eyes out.

Love ya

Deidara

I laughed at this and hugged the letter close to me. I can just imagine it too! Me crying, sitting in his lap, and him playing with his spider and bird bombs. It's hilarious that he thinks I won't mind at all. I opened the next letter from Pein.

Sakura,

One less person to compete with.

Pein

I glared at the letter than shook my head. Of course Pein wants to take credit for Kiba's death. I know that if I was in his position then I would too. I picked Hidan's letter next.

Jashin's servant,

I like the brat now that he's gone. You should have told me he was dying! I would have never thought of sacrificing him to Jashin… Jashin only likes people with lives not people about to die. Anyway your looking sad as ever. You better get fixed soon.

Hidan

I smiled softly and put this letter with the others then opened Sasori's.

Sakura darling,

Get out of bed and get a life. Then I will continue to pursue you… then again with you looking so helpless… that looks like fun as well.

Sasori

I shivered and tossed the letter through the shredder hardly caring when Gaara entered. I opened Tobi's and smiled.

Saku-chan!,

I can no longer call myself a good boy but I would love to make everything up to you! I'm so so sorry that your bestie died! I wanna help make Saku-chan feel better!

Tobi-chan!

I smiled and put the letter away and instantly was tackled from behind. I glanced back to see Kisame grinning at me. (This is for you Kiba/Kisame cosplay boy!) "Kisame!" I shouted still shocked.

"Hey Sakura-baby!" Kisame grinned and twirled me around in a circle creating a huge mess in the room as Gaara glared.

"Where've you been?" I asked no getting angry since I was too curious as to why he wasn't there with the rest of the male Akatsuki. Now that I think about it Zetsu is also missing.

"The Akatsuki sent me to the aquarium thinking that it would be the best way to get rid of the competition." He explained. My eyes widened as I stared at him in horror.

"What?! Those jerks! Are you okay?!" I cried and ordered Haku to make Kisame's favorite desert and to make me a sherbert.

"I'm fine. You should have seen me when they dropped me off in the fishing yard during their busy time of the day. Those jerks told me I could make new friends here and instead… fishermen were chasing me for hours. It took me weeks to get back home. I still have nightmares about it." He told me looking pale already.

"I won't let them hurt you here!" I told him confidently making Gaara laugh. I turned to glare at him but Kisame picked me up and stuck his tongue out at him.

"She's my fishy not yours. Go play dead." Kisame told him. I glanced over at Gaara to his face turn red then he burst out laughing again.

"Why are you laughing so much?" I asked making Gaara whisper something in my ear.

"That man that your hanging out with… he's part dolphin… he's the famous child who was born after his mother did it with a dolphin. It was a miracle that should never be repeated let alone done." He whispered.

"Your part dolphin?" I asked playing with his fishy parts. Kisame glared at Gaara.

"I'm part shark don't confuse me with those idiotic and stupid dolphins." He growled and then lunged at Haku when he finished making our deserts.

I laughed and stuck my tongue out at Gaara. "I don't think I've ever seen you so happy. Well if you came to shred the letters then I prefer you not shredding Deidara's or Hidan's." I informed him with a smirk. Instantly Gaara was at my desk going through the letters with an intense expression. I smiled and leaned my back against Haku's.

This is my life. With or without Kiba, it will continue to go on. That's just the way the world is. It stops for no one.