R&R por favor! Post Potter Depression :(
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My black eye casts no shadow
Your red eye sees no pain
Your slaps don't stick
Your kicks don't hit
So we remain the same
Blood sticks and sweat drips
Break the lock if it don't fit
A kick in the teeth is good for some
A kiss with a fist is better than none
A-woah, a kiss with a fist is better than none
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A split second later, the duo arrived in front of the house, bored expressions on their faces. Raven's was the usual look, but Beast Boy looked a tad bit strange without his smile.
"And to think I thought tonight would be 'fun'" Raven said dully, putting air quotes around the word "fun". She blew a strand of purple hair from her face and let the Hawaiian breeze sway her hair back and forth. It seemed like such a wasted night. The moon was full and native birds called out into the peaceful night. In all, it was a scene to be envied. Unfortunately, two exclusive Titans weren't very happy about their predicament.
"Cyborg's never gonna let me live this down." Beast Boy moaned.
"Hmm." Raven replied, not really caring what Beast Boy had to say.
"I feel so jipped." Beast Boy whined, his ears drooping.
"So are you gonna sit there and complain, or are you gonna do something about it?" Raven questioned, her eyebrow arched up.
"I'm...I'm gonna do something about it." Beast Boy said, nodding to himself as he gained his confidence back.
"Alrighty then. See you later." Raven replied, heading for the door. A puzzled look crossed Beast Boy's face before he grabbed Raven's wrists. She groaned and rolled her eyes.
"Need another pep talk?" Raven said dryly.
"I need you to get the keys to the car for me." Beast Boy begged.
"Can't you fly?" Raven replied in an exasperated tone.
"My arms get tired!" Beast Boy complained, flapping his arms around in a melodramatic way. The dark enchantress sighed before nodded her head and turning on her heel.
"Thanks Rae!" Beast Boy said happily, hugging Raven from behind. She pushed him away and a light blush spread across her face. She felt extremely lucky that Beast Boy couldn't see her face. Snapping her fingers for dramatic effect, she disappeared into the shadows. A second later, she appeared in the living room, her presence unknown to Cyborg who was rooting for a team on the T.V. Screen. Rolling her eyes she reached for the keys on the counter.
"Man. I'm hungry." Raven heard Cyborg say. Her eyes widened as she heard him leap off the couch. Not making a sound, she ducked behind the counter, trying desperately not to encounter Cyborg. If she knew whom was giving these keys to, he would have her ass on a silver platter. She gave a desperate glance at the keys on top of the counter, fully aware that Cyborg would see if she tried to grab them now.
"Where's the mayo?" Cyborg muttered, as he searched through the cupboard. Sharply inhaling, the looked peeked over at the side and saw Cyborg with his back turned. Using this to her advantage she made a grab for the keys and teleported out. A half a second later, she found herself face to face with an impatient looking Beast Boy.
"What took you so long?" Beast Boy said, taking the keys from Raven's hands.
"I went through hell to get you those," Raven began, crossing her arms across her chest.
"And I should know; I've been to hell." she said coldly. Beast Boy snorted and shoved the key into ignition.
"Are you coming or not?" Beast Boy said, staring at Raven. She hesitated and took a glance at the living room through the window. Cyborg was eating nachos and Robin and Starfire were snuggling with each other on the couch. Simply nauseating.
"I'm coming." she said, deciding a night with Beast Boy was less painful than a night sitting next to the overly romantic Robin and Starfire.
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"Where are we?" Raven said, itching with anxiety. They had been driving for at least a half an hour, and she was tired of Beast Boy's random twists and turns. She was also wary at the fact that they were in an unfamiliar state.
"Relax Rae. We'll get there, I promise." Beast Boy said. It was just then that the engine decided make a strange sound and the car decided to stop. Raven narrowed her eyes at Beast Boy and he smiled sheepishly at Raven.
"Uh. Eventually, I mean. Hopefully. Maybe. Maybe not." Beast Boy said quickly as he got out of the car and lifted up the hood. Raven rolled her eyes and got out of the car too, crossing her arms as she stood next to Beast Boy. His eyes looked over the engine desperately before looking over at Raven.
"You don't know what you're doing, do you?" Raven sighed.
"No idea."
Raven slapped her forehead and pinched the bridge of her nose, wondering how she got stuck with such an idiot. Oh, that's right. She didn't want to be home and watch Robin and Starfire making out. The latter, in her mind, was still the worse fate.
"Okay. Well, let's call Cyborg." Raven said.
"No! He'll yell at me." Beast Boy whimpered.
"What do you suppose we do then?" Raven hissed.
"Can't you teleport it home?" Beast Boy suggested. Raven shook her head.
"I don't have enough energy to teleport us all home, and we can't leave the car by itself." Raven replied. Beast Boy groaned and slammed the hood of the car down.
"I guess I'll call the tow company." Beast Boy sighed, stalking off with his cellphone. Raven rolled her eyes and sat down on the hood of the car. A few minutes later Beast Boy shuffled back to Raven, his head hung down.
"They're won't be able to come here for another three hours." Beast Boy mumbled, not daring look the half demon in the eye. Raven groaned and sent a nearby tree sailing into the air. Beast Boy felt bad for who ever got hit with it. She ran a spidery pale hand through her silky violet hair, her voice riddled with frustration and anger. Her eyes flickered between the ground and Beast Boy, making it obvious that she didn't want to spend any more time with him. He was, after all, the whole reason they were in this fiasco. God, why couldn't he ever be responsible? He could've flown wherever he wanted to go to.
"Great." said Raven sarcastically. If looks could kill, Beast Boy would be six feet under.
"Hey! It's not my fault." Beast Boy said, raising his arms up in defense.
"Are you kidding me? You're the one who stole Cyborg's car!" Raven snapped.
"You're the one who came with me!" Beast Boy shot back, now a furious glare fixated on Raven.
"It's still your fault!" Raven retorted, crossing her arms across her chest.
"Whatever!" Beast Boy shouted back, climbing into the driver's seat. It was going to be a long three hours.
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The duo sat in silence, unsaid words clinging to the air. Beast Boy's feet were propped across the dashboard and Raven was sprawled out on in the backseat. Her hands laid on her flat stomach and her hair was everywhere. Since the battery was shot, so was the air conditioning. It was like a sauna in there. Raven's eyes were half closed and Beast Boy was constantly morphing into different animals to get a slight breeze.
"How many hours has it been?" Beast Boy said, his throat dry.
"Almost three hours." Raven managed through cracked lips.
"They were supposed to be here." Beast Boy complained, his voice cracking slightly. Raven said nothing and instead closed her eyes as she rubbed her temples.
"Are you sure you don't have enough energy?" Beast Boy said, obviously desperate.
"No, Beast Boy. For the millionth time, NO." Raven snapped, her eyes now wide open.
"No need to get testy." Beast Boy said dully, to tired to mean it.
"I've been stuck in a hot car, hungry, and tired and with you nonetheless, for three hours. I can be testy all I want." Raven replied.
"I'm not that bad."
"Oh yes, you are."
"How so?"
"You're annoying, your jokes are lame, your an egomaniac, you have a false sense of entitlement and you're awkward. Need I say more?" Raven challenged.
"No." Beast Boy mumbled, morphing into a dog and panting.
"Good." Raven replied, fanning herself with a piece of paper she found on the floor of the car.
"Call them again." Raven said suddenly.
"What? Why?"
"Just do it!" Raven said in a frustrated manner. Grumbling, Beast Boy pulled out his phone. After a few words exchanged between himself on the speaker on the phone, he hung up. Then, he turned around and faced Raven, a sheepish smile on his face.
"Er. It turns out I never arranged for them to pick us up. They'll be here in twenty minutes." Beast Boy said to a shocked Raven. Her left eye twitched before a tendril of dark energy wrapped around Beast Boy's neck.
"I hope you enjoy the taste of my fist." Raven said, preparing her arm for the swing.
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