The CHALLENGE from the last chapter… honestly I have no idea what the coupling should be.

At first I thought Gaara… then Naruto… and then Haku… I had a slight thought for Neji… but you can never ignore the Akatsuki.

Honestly the one-shot bit… is a serious thing to choose the coupling. I won't otherwise.

I walked into my office the day after Kisame suddenly showed up out of nowhere. He made me stop and think for a bit. Maybe I can wait till I'm in my thirties or fourties to fall in love. Here I am, a romantic young twenty four year old doctor. That's way too naïve.

(I remembered that a reviewer had spazzed about Neji's personality… this chapter will have alotta Neji and Kisame)

"Sakura?" Neji asked looking at me oddly. I glanced up just in time to hit the door, head first, then slide to the ground. I accidently jabbed my gut harshly in the stomach heading down. Kisame was beside me in a second laughing.

"You okay there, squirt?" He asked rubbing my head. Neji pushed him away and helped me up with a slightly annoyed expression.

"Stop messing with her. She's got important work to do." Neji growled and glared harder at him. Kisame just looked between the two of us and laughed with a smirk and sly expression.

"How bout I join you guys? I'm still kinda scared of the others shippin me off again." He informed us softly glaring as Hidan ran through the hospital with Deidara and Tobi on it. Sasori was talking to a disgusted looking secretary and the others were hidden around the hospital.

"Okay." I said then moaned and clutched my head. "Ow… it hurts…" I whimpered feeling pathetic. Kisame and Neji looked down at me in wonder then looked at each other.

"In this state…" Neji started.

"She's kinda…" Kisame continued.

"Cute." They said at the same time.

I looked up at them and huddled a bit wanting to stand up soon. I need to get over this pain right now. I started to stand up then fell forward into them and moaned.

"This sucks." I growled just as Gaara past by.

He glanced over at us then walked over. Instantly Kisame and Neji pulled me up so I looked normal. I closed my eyes and began counting trying hard not to wince, act too odd or show pain.

"What's up with Ms. Eyes Closed here?" Gaara asked and poked me in the ribs. I winced slightly only because he did it hard! That jerk!

"Go away." Neji informed him with no emotion like normal. I opened my eyes to see Gaara looking at me with curiosity.

"She looks like something humiliating and painful just happened to her." Gaara said with a slightly inquiring voice. I groaned lightly and began to fall forward feeling like I was about to throw up.

"This has nothing to do with you. Aren't you busy?" Kisame asked as they began to drag me away to an empty room. Gaara stopped them again with a smirk.

"If you don't tell me then I'll kiss her." He said cockily. I smirked knowing the puke will be coming up soon. Then again that'd be way too gross to wish on anyone.

As the boys got into a heated discussion of whether Gaara should or should not stay away from me, I then crawled on the floor heading to a waste basket so I could throw up. Luckily there were wet wipes there I could use for my mouth, plus water bottles.

Instantly I threw up as softly and elegantly as possible and quickly cleaned myself up. The boys stared at me during all of this, waited till I was lying on the ground taking deep breathes, before they came up to me. "Are you okay?" Neji asked.

"Well I'm leaving." Gaara called and swiftly left in the direction of my office. I growled at this then allowed Kisame to help me up.

"That was the most humiliating experience I've ever been through." I informed them and retreated to my office. I had several letters hidden in my locked file holder of my desk. This made me smile. Kisame and Neji were hanging out in my office for some reason. Kisame was on the floor playing with two barbies, a boy and a girl, while Neji was looking over my schedule and glancing over at me frequently.

The first letter was from Pein.

Sakura,

That was gross but cute.

Pein.

P.S. I still want you.

This letter was instantly placed in the shredder. The next up was Tobi.

Saku-chan!

I hope you feel better! I'm putting all the letters in your desk since Gaara likes to come by and shred them all! Anyway I hope you don't get too close to anyone other than me!

Tobi-chan!

I smiled for a second then absently tossed it in the shredder.

Dear Haruno,

I feel as though it's been a while. I wish you had thrown up in that red head's mouth. That would have been beautiful. By the way you need to be more graceful. If you die for being a clutz… I'll be mad.

Sasori.

I glowered at this and threw it down in the shredder. Next up was Kakuza.

Sakura,

These letters are getting too expensive but I hope I can be romantic enough in as few letters as possible. I hate how much money they steal from me to send you these! If you can please give me the envelopes and I'll reuse them.

Kakuza.

P.S. I love you.

I laughed out loud and showed the letter to Kisame. He laughed too until he read the P.S.

Dear chica,

I've got to say… you are quite the little freak, yeah. Hitting the door and barfing a little while later, un. You poor little thing, yeah! My shoulder's still open for ya, un!

Deidara.

P.S. "Should I address the postage too, to deliver my heart to you?"

My eyes widened then. I think I know why they're always sending me these letters… Tears filled my eyes as I began to cry as I laughed. "My favorite song! Dear Jamie… Sincerely Me! These idiots!" I cried feeling so happy and so dumbfounded at the same time.

These guys are just too sweet!