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Everyone in the hospital stared at Kisame in pure shock. He made three million dollars by making fish-people barbies. "Those stupid doll makers are racist against me and my kind!" Kisame informed us with a democratic voice. I stared at him oddly and then my eyes widened.

"There are more people like you?" I asked curiously. Instantly Kisame leaned forward so he was three inches away from my face.

"If you come with me for thirty to forty-five minutes there could be." He answered softly making Neji and Gaara pull me back away from him. I glanced back at them both then shrugged. Instantly Naruto rushed into the room. We all blinked at him a couple times as he held ten of the new barbies. "Ah, a customer in person! This is so cool!" Kisame grinned toothily.

"Actually I just came by to see Sakura and throw away these stupid dolls that Haku keeps buying. I think he bought a million literally. He had a counter by his bedside." Naruto sighed shaking his head. Everyone looked over at Kisame oddly.

"How much did your barbies cost again?" Sasori asked with a smirk.

"They cost around three bucks and he gets to keep that three bucks while the makers get the tax, yeah." Deidara answered. Kisame's blue face went white from shock. We all burst out laughing at him. The poor guy thought his barbies were popular!

"Why did you come again?" I asked Naruto. His confused expression turned to me with a happy face instead. I smiled at this softly and waited for his answer.

"I kinda came to ask you out but... I'm scared to now." He said backing away slowly as the men around me began to stalk forward. I smirked and walked up to Naruto and kissed his cheek.

"Our relationship is still open right?" I asked gently. He nodded making me grin. "Then it's fine. No one here should be mad at you." I glanced around the room to see that everyone but Naruto had gone. Neji was walking to my office but other than that I saw no one else. Instantly all went black for a moment then turned to the same scene as before. I sighed.

"That's odd." I murmured then turned back to Naruto. I took a step back instantly. He's gone! I glanced around all over but he was nowhere to be found. "What's going on?" I growled getting annoyed. Instantly Tsunade appeared in front of me carrying her machine gun. I completely forgot she had that thing! I jumped back and held up my arms in surrender.

"I'm not shooting you." She growled and glanced around us. "I'm trying to find those stupid boys I hired while I was drunk. Your old friends have disappeared along with Gaara. Shooting them would be a hassle but I need to get those freaks back to work. Everyone in Konoha seems to be giving birth today!" She cried sounding extremely annoyed.

"As long as you aren't looking for me..." I said sounding slightly scared as I began taking steps backwards. She looked at me oddly then ran off with her normal Tsunade glare. I followed her with interest but she then ran into a room where the door was seven times its normal 6'9 height. I blinked a couple times then continued through it. Then I blinked hard when I noticed a three inch tall Tsunade going through a 5 inch tall door.

"How did you get that small?" I asked myself softly then blinked hard when Tobi jumped down and landed on my nose. He was as small as Tsunade was which made me even more curious as I began to suspect I was deranged.

"Drink from the bottle on the table!" He grinned and pointed to a light blue table that popped out of nowhere. I sighed and walked over to it to see two bottles. Both said 'drink me'. I sighed and looked between the green and red bottles. "Green if you want through that door and red if you want to break the room!" He informed me then disappeared.

I took a sip of the green drink and found that it tasted like cotton candy. Instantly I was down to size enough to where I could easily pass through the little door. Suddenly I gasped. I'm such a moron. I could have just kicked through the wall! When I got into the next room no one was there. It was just a forest with huge flowers of doctor's equipment.

I sighed and turned around bumping into Sasori who was holding Gaara back. They both looked insane fighting over some picture. I couldn't believe they were here in this insane asylum with me!

"What are you doing?" I asked making both boys freeze and glance over at me oddly. I felt like I was in Wonderland and everything was turning more and more upside down...

"Uhh... we're doing nothing! Nothing to worry about!" Sasori smiled innocently hiding the picture behind his back as Gaara pounced trying to grab it. I sighed and turned away but when I turned back to confront them again the boys were gone. I sighed and headed forward in time to see Kakuza running past me.

"Oh crap! If I don't get there in time she'll have my head for sure! I wish I was talking about a different head but no... she's such a jerk!" He growled and ran forward. For a moment he glanced at me and then blinked hard and shook his head. "There's no way your her! Great costume though!" He laughed and then raced forward.

I stared at him in pure confusion then chased after him falling far behind as he raced through another door. I walked in to see a long table with tea cups all around. An 'Un-birthday' cake was at the center of the table calling my name but I ignored it.

"Having some problems?" Kisame asked turning me around with his arms around my waist. I nodded looking confused as he burst out laughing and started to walk off leaving me all alone again. He laughed and then vanished, just as the sound of a drum began to play along with a flute.

"Order in the court!" a voice I knew quite well shouted. I could hear several people rushing around in the next room.

I walked into the room uneasily and saw everyone from the hospital inside, including Naruto and Haku. All the doctor's staff were lined up along the walls while the seats were filled with the Akatsuki. Naruto and Haku stood in front of a Queen whose back was turned from me. Gaara was seated beside the queen with a cat-like smirk on his face.

"The person on trial today is... Sakura Haruno!" The queen shouted and turned to me. The Queen was me... when I was a teen. She looks just like the me when I was sixteen years old with her cocky smirk and excitement filled eyes.

"What have I done wrong? I'm you!" I cried angrily. I don't handle stupid immature crap well. That's just the way I am. She turned to me with a look of pure anger. It was obvious she was mad at me.

"No... you stupid child. You are the adult me. There's a major difference. I don't have love issues or crap going on that could fire me from my career! My best friend didn't just die!" She growled wearing a six inch tall red crown and a beautiful red and black dress with red broken hearts on it.

"Yes but that's because I'm older than you. I get to live my dream day to day. I get multiple love letters everyday. I got to meet the love of my life and then find out that I can handle losing him! Yes I wish sometimes that I could be my sixteen year old self again but I know that it would turn into a failure. A disaster really. Don't you remember? Sixteen is when our heart was broken beyond repair. This was the year we fell in love and was used, abused, and destroyed. I'm myself at this age and that's all I'll be... while you... you're over." I explained softly trying not to insult or hurt her too much.

Tears filled the young girl's eyes as she waved a judge hammer at me that had a mini of her crow at the top. "Off with your stupid head! Meanies must die!" She shouted angrily. I looked at her pityingly for a moment then turned around and ran bumping right into Pein. I looked up at him and cried out as he leaned down to kiss me.

Instantly... I woke up... in Pein's arms.

"You're finally awake, yeah!" Deidara growled sounding angry. Everyone was around me staring down at me in Pein's arms still.

I pushed him aside and stood up brushing myself off.

"What happened?" I asked softly.

"Sasori and Deidara knocked you out without meaning to... and then Sasori took a picture of you passed out which Gaara tried to steal for blackmail purposed. Basically it was a normal everyday thing." Haku said with an eye roll. I laughed and then turned to them all in shock.

"Uh... isn't Tsunade looking for you all with a machine gun?" I asked spotting her down the hall carrying her gun. All the guys instantly disappeared.

"Have you seen those stupid boys?" She growled rushing into the room. I shook my head not knowing where they went. Otherwise I would have told her.

I got up and walked into my office noticing even more red letters. I smiled at these and sat down in my rolling chair spinning around for a bit. Haku was right. This is my normal everyday life and I love it. I'm getting used to my friends being around all the time and me rushing to get my work done. It's nice...

I blinked hard noticing a new letter I've never seen before on my desk. The letter was black with a red rose seal. I opened it cautiously then blinked hard.

Dear Ms. Sakura Haruno,

I will be coming to your hospital shortly to visit and mingle with you. I intend to pursue you for as long as it takes for you to say yes. I understand my competition is high and I love it. Please don't let this be too easy...

Sincerely,

Your secret admirer...

P.S. I'm not going to tell you how I found out about you or got your work address and such... not until you're mine.

I stared down at this formal letter in shock as Gaara, Kisame, Pein, Tobi, and Haku all suddenly were behind me.

"So I see..." Haku murmured.

"Another competitor." Pein growled.

"Good luck to the cocky jerk." Kisame grinned.

"He's a bad boy I can tell." Tobi said darkly.

Gaara said nothing and simply shredded the letter.

Great... this will be so much fun. More of these freaks? Come on does God hate me or something?