NEW DEATH! ALL RIGHT!

OH! REVIEW OVERLOOK TIME!

To Vocaloid13:

Uh, well, obviously, you do not get some things....

ok person u r the meanest person in the whole wide world how would u like if i wrote a story about u dying. in fact here it is

one day the person who wrote the story we're reviewing jumped off a cliff and died. Then every one felt happy and started laughing and dancing on the persons END, now was that funny too u because it seems like u like death! bla...
~ 2nd owner of this account.

I doubt people would be happy if I died. I get a lot of favs and reviews to this story!

Owner 2,chill she was just bored and besides we wrote a story just like this...seriously!!
~ original owner

Why are you saying stuff about my death cause of this story if you did THE SAME THING!?!?!?

ok original owner, your the 1 who put...and then people were happy... and besides in our story jacob died so that was funny!
~2nd owner

WELL!! I just thought your 'story' needed somthing more , and besides it was your idea to kill bella and jacob so pssh.
~ O.O

well i don't like jacob and i don't care about bella so blaa

2.o.

WOW how mature... and any way we wrote that story more murderous than this , they both commited suicide...GOSH!
1.o.

THAT WAS YOUR IDEA DISCRIBING THE BLOOD AND STUFF! THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER!
2.0
UM...so it made the story better. BTW GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
1.O
NO! can we just go outside this is weird! 2.O

Good idea we are probably freaking people random people!1.0

What is this? An advertisement for your story? It sounds like it if you mention your story.

Really, person, really...

To bananafart:

Very kind review, but it's not that great...

OKAY! Now, here it is, THE DEATH THE FISH HEAD IN THE NEWS! (Let's call him Bass, cause he looks like a Bass fish to me.)

The Fish Head In The News, or Bass, was about to report the death rate and how it seemed to be sky-rocketing. The camera started up.

"In 5," the director started. "4, 3, 2." Then Bass was qued.

"This just in!" Bass said in his 'news' voice. "The death rate in Bikini Bottom sky-rockets up! Twelve deaths reported in the last week, and they seem to be leading on to more!" Then, he took a pause so that they could show a clip of graves. Then, Bass started again, "When will this death line end? Will it ever end? Who might be next?"

Just then, an intern came running through the set shouting, "FIRE! FIRE!" Fire was right behind the intern. It blocked all the exits.

"Apparenty, it's us!" Bass said, still in his 'news' voice. "Will we survive? Will we die?"

Then, the director shouted at Bass, "SHUT UP! WE'RE GOING TO DIE!"

Now, the director and Bass were surrounded by fire. "Apparently, we will die!" Bass said, in his 'news' voice still.

Everyone will remember the last words he ever said that night. Before he died by the fire.

"This is Bass, signing off."

He's dead. Woo hoo.

--ILovesSoul-kunAndKaoru-kun