This is the third time I've tried writing this chapter. Okay so I keep getting confused. do I write 2,000 words a chapter or just 1,000? You choose if you review and tell me what you want. Btw now you can review and try to convince me to pick a certain two boys with Sakura for the next chapter. I've used everyone... I think. Maybe I'm forgetting people.

Tobi/Sakura/Hidan

I walked through the hospital halls trying to come up with something to do for the next six hours. Neji did all my paperwork for the week and I already saw all my patients for the day. The hospital hasn't had anyone come in for a while so i guess I have nothing to do. A free day, aw crap I'll have to babysit my ex-colleagues. I can handle that to some extent but after a while I become suicidal and will have to take leave for a while. Or quit. i love my job but I want to quit with the Akatsuki around. Instantly Hidan passed by while pushing Tobi on a wheelchair, only he was running through the hall. I smiled and shook my head.

Instantly Tobi jumped off of it and Hidan pushed the chair roughly at me. I almost gasped in surprise but instead I just fell into the chair and allowed myself to be dragged away and then put onto a gurney. I didn't do anything as they strapped me onto it tightly so I wouldn't be able to escape. I think the boys were surprised at how willing I was. I don't really think that willing is the right word. i just wanted to see what they would do. I'm curious but I guess curiosity leads to willingness.

The boys brought me into a closet and proceded to grab doctor's utensils. I didn't question them when Tobi dimmed the lights and grabbed hold of a shot while Hidan grabbed a surgical knife. Instantly Kisame walked in and froze where he stood. He blinked for a moment then held out his hand to help me.

"You help her I'll take you fishing." Hidan said darkly and glared at him. Tobi smirked and nodded evilly. Kisame paled then mouthed sorry before leaving me. I blinked up at the door he was closing slowly. Instantly Hidan leaned down and got ready to begin cutting. I was still lying there beginning to feel bored wondering what exactly they wanted to do to me.

The door opened once again to show someone who would not easily be scared away with threats. This person was more likely to threaten or kill these two than walk away. Yes, it was Gaara. He stared at us with a dark glare then pulled me out of the room. He unstrapped me and then pulled me out of the straps.

"What were you doing?" Gaara asked all of us. We all gave him bored looks none of us wanting to speak to the man who ruined our fun. Honestly I don't care what they did to me as long as I get to go to work tomorrow.

"I don't know. Stuff. Why do you care?" I asked blankly. He glared at me and punched the wall creating a large dent. He turned and gave me a look that made Tobi cry. I smirked at him then took Hidan and Tobi's hands then skipped away with them following close behind me. I don't think they skip all that often.

We headed to the hallway where Lady Tsunade's office is. It's not like we wanted to see her but it would be nice. "You don't get a pay check if you experiment on each other." She informed us. We nodded but crossed our fingers. I mean, it could be fun.

"What are we going to do next?" Tobi asked with his cute chibi voice. We looked at each other in slight curiosity. What should we do? We all glanced at one another then smirked nice and wide. Picking on others and pranking each other is what we all do best. At least, this is what we did in high school.

We snuck into Gaara's office and took out the paint. Hidan and I began painting the room with Tobi kept watch. A pink office would do well for him. In the middle of our painting Kisame walked in. We gave him an extra brush and he helped us laughing all the while. This is fun. It really is.

When we were done with our work we let Tobi paint bunnies, flowers, and hearts on the walls. Yes, we do realize that purple is the color for gay. We left the office and searched for a new prey. Haku was immediately excluded. You can't prank the sweets man! He'll never cook again... instead we decided that Pain would work out well. As everyone but me knew, he has cameras hidden all over the hospital. We decided to cover them with pictures of Deidara. This was bad since we knew he would kill us but funny since Pain has had a problem with the blond for a while.

No idea why of course. We just knew this would make problems worse for the blond. Everyone knows Deidara deserves it so it's fine. We high fived each other and tried to think of what to do next. When you have no clue what to do then you prank the fish man. He abandoned us after finishing up Gaara's prank so he deserves to get one himself. We decided to call animal control and say that there is a shark in regular clothing on the loose. Surprisingly they came.

Kisame ran past us looking paler then normal. We watched as he was chased by several men in SPCA uniforms. Don't ask what it stands for or does. I'm only telling it like I see it. After a while we got bored of watching him run all the time. I started to walk to my office but when i saw an angry looking Neji i ran around the corner and hid behind the nurse's station. Ino and Hinata laughed at me but I just glared at them.

"Have you two seen my irresponsible boss?" Neji's voice asked from somewhere above me. I cowered lower.

"Which boss?" Ino asked with her 'Don't give me crap' voice. I could practically feel his angry aura. It seemed like he was ready to kill me this time.

"The pink haired one." He growled.

"Tsunade or Sakura?" Hinata asked with a sly smile. I could tell she was trying to play along but her question didn't really work. I mean, it's not like Tsunade's been interested in dying her hair pink or anything crazy like that...

"Tsunade's been thinking about dying her hair pink for a while and I'm pretty sure it is right now. I mean she bought that pink wig thirty minutes ago. How kind of you to notice already! She's in her office if you want to see her!" Ino grinned making Neji sigh.

"I'll go to her office. She has connections with Pain right? And he has all those cameras around the hospital. I'll find out where she is soon enough." He sighed once more and then left. I waited a couple minutes then sighed.

"I don't want to know." Ino informed me darkly. Hinata blushed but nodded vigorously. I just shrugged and started to head toward my office once more. When I got there the letters on my desk were falling off because of how many there were. I sighed with a soft smile noticing new ones that weren't from the Akatsuki.

Dear Chica Blossom,

Been a while right? Well thanks to you I have to run away... far away. Pain blames me for the pictures on the cameras... well um... is it true that I was naked? I'd love to know how you got such pictures.

Cya when i get back from Canada!

Deidara.

I laughed good and loud at the letter. I mean, knowing Deidara he deserves this. I got the pictures from Hidan though and he was only half naked. I smirked and went onto the next letter.

Dear Sakura Haruno,

I'm happy to inform you that your immature pranks of the day made my own day better. Deidara has moved to Canada and now... if you're going to cry you have my shoulder if you'd prefer. Since you were close enough with him to get naked pictures I'm sure I'd be much better then he'd be.

Sasori.

I should probably clear up the naked photo thing fast before everyone hears about it.

Dear Saku,

hey, you know I thought you were better than everyone. I really did. Animal control? Really now? Is that supposed to be funny? I'm so mad at you I'm having my new secretary Naruto write this letter. Of course his handwriting sucks but- wait ignore that comment. i wrote this in ink and I didn't realize what he was telling me to write until it was too late. so uh... bye now.

Naruto and Kisame... confusing I know and I'm sorry.

I laughed then shredded the three letters knowing Gaara would be in here soon to yell at me.

Dear Sakura,

You are no longer acting in my best interest. I may have to punish you for this if you do not behave yourself from now on. Tobi and Hidan received their punishment and are no longer in the hospital. I don't know when they'll dig themselves out. Be careful that you don't cross boundaries.

Pain.

P.S. Don't worry, the cameras will be back up soon.

I blinked at the letter in confusion. I don't know why he thinks I'd want the cameras but whatever.

Dear Ms. Haruno,

You forgot you had a doctor's association meeting today. I'm going to strangle you the next time we see each other. For three hours I was stuck talking with complaining doctors who wanted a word with you and Gaara. Luckily he held them off for me while you narrowly escaped me. Nice move with the cameras by the way. Completely useless to me in my time of need thanks to you.

Neji.

P.S. I almost quit

I smirked at the letter wishing he did for a moment there. Haku started to make me chocolate cake while I continued reading letters.

Sexy Sakura,

missed you today. Itachi dragged me off someplace so I didn't get to see you. The blond at the nurse's counter was a sexy side dish though.

Sasuke

P.S. Itachi says my pick ups are retarded but that's not true right?

I laughed openly at the letter knowing it was stupid. There's no other way to put it. Instantly Gaara stormed in giving the room a dark chill. I sighed openly and tried to think of what to do next. Before I either of us could do a thing Hidan and Tobi barged in covered in dirt. Oh yea he did say they'd have to dig to get out... well Tobi looks mad and Hidan looks pissed. Oh well.

"Thank god your okay!" Tobi cried rushing forward to hug me.

"You are but we aren't. See a pattern here?" Hidan growled and started muttering the cuss words I knew he wanted to say. I smiled innocently at Gaara while he just scowled then stalked off to where he came from. Fun times. Fun times...

"We'll be dead tomorrow."

"Definitely."