Thank god for summer right? I'll do my best to update a lot but I'm not sure since i'll be busy being all over the states. Still, this week alone I have updated a ton so no complaints please! Itachi is still winning at the moment so if you are competing or wish to then submit your oneshot soon! The competition ends when everyone has submitted their oneshot! That's when I'll end the fic. so if you are still in the competition tell me and if not then just have fun reading!

Haku/Sakura/Neji

I walked into the office and took a long drink of my hot chocolate. Haku was smiling as he began to cook some brownies and cake to go with it. No doubt they were suger-free. Yesterday I had made a joke saying he's going to have a very fat boss if I keep indulging in all these sweets. Granted I did gain three pounds but that's nothing really. Since that comment though I've noticed a subtle taste difference.

"Today is a paperwork day for you." Neji smirked walking into my office. I glowered at him knowing full well that he can't fill these out for me. I have to do my own reports and sign some documents but he has his own share of work. Neji's the guy that keeps track of my schedule, who's thanking me with all the flowers and chocolates, what places to avoid because of overheard gossip about the Akatsuki and so forth. He's an amazing employee.

"Thanks a lot Neji." I growled then smiled at my precious little Haku. "Thanks a lot Haku!" I cheered making him blush. Neji's eyes narrowed but I ignored him completely and began on my work. I'm so used to doing stuff for patients but now I have to write reports on all the crap I did? Who cares if I accidently found a cure for cancer if I have to do a whole freaking report on it! I didn't actually find a cure for cancer but whatever.

"I'll hang out in here with you." Neji murmured. I nodded to him as he sat down in front of me and took in a deep breath closing his eyes. He's been working so hard lately... I can't blame him for being so tired. I would be too if I didn't have my little angel bringing me coffee whenever I desire it! I smiled once more and continued writing some stupid reports. The Akatsuki have been here for what... six months or so? The hospital has gotten interesting but the rate that we're being sued... I'm surprised Tsunade hasn't fired them all yet. I guess she's having fun too.

"Hey Saku-chan!" Tobi grinned attempting to enter my office. To all of our surprise a plant man grabbed him and ran off.

"I haven't seen Zetsu for a while." I said blankly and continued on with my work. Haku... I wonder if he has a life outside of working for me. I never see him leave me. He's always in my office or at home. It's like I've bought an amazing pet who cooks for me whenever I want, and also makes a cute little toy. I stood up and hugged him tightly and stuck my tongue out at the angry Neji. I'm so bored... all this stupid paperwork bugging me and trying to take over my life... Well I won't let it! I'll destroy this paperwork and make sure that it never haunts me again!

Once I was done with the reports Haku made us all BLT's while I got up to stretch my legs. "I wonder how they'll give me these letters if I'm actually here." I murmured curiously. To my disappointment I remembered that the only Akatsuki member who stopped by was Tobi and... should I count Zetsu? No he just ran past to kidnap Tobi so he couldn't say hi to me. I sighed and thought about it a bit. When I was younger I used to be in love... well the Akatsuki took turns sweeping me off my feet but when I couldn't choose between them... well it turned out I didn't love any of them like that. They were all great friends. That's when some bad stuff happened and then I lost.

It was easy enough to switch schools, head off to college, then become a famous doctor after a while. Too easy for words, but now they've found me They aren't big and bad like they used to be which is good but I still worry sometimes about that. When will this facade end and the real members show themselves once more. I don't care right now as long as they keep up this cute and funny routine. It's sweet and great and all but right now... I'm not so sure if anyone else but me knows the darkness inside. Even Kisame has a dark side. Tobi is a no brainer. Deidara... well it takes a while to find it but when you do that dark side is hard to forget.

"I hate you!" Hidan's voice growled at the nurses outside. I listened for a while longer but they were now talking softly. Haku peeked around the corner of my office then looked back at me and shrugged. I could tell this was pissing Neji off.

"Ignore him and go back to work." he growled making me push my work to the side.

"Let's have some fun!" I shouted happily. Both boys looked at me curiously as though they had never heard of the word.

"Why don't you little kiddies stay inside for a bit while the big kids have their fun with the hospital?" Hidan asked from the office door. We blinked at him then quickly ran past to Tsunade's office. It was a bit weird that Haku followed too but whatever. The more the merrier.

When we got to her office it turned out she wasn't there. A note on her door said 'I have NOT been out drinking but if you hear stuff start to break get some tranquilizers.' I nodded slowly at the note. I've seen it several times before this and know that everyone here takes it seriously. If they didn't then it would be pointless for her to have a job. She'd get herself fired for scaring her staff with all of the damage. For some reason she never has been fired before in her life... she's worked all over the place but i guess Tsunade just has great escape routes. I did hear that she was involved in some questioning over several events at her old jobs but nothings been proven.

"Where could she be? We have to warn that stupid drunk bitch before something really bad happens!" Neji shouted angrily. I blinked in surprise at him then patted his shoulder in sympathy. He doesn't know the way this world works. If he did then he wouldn't call Tsunade a girl dog, wouldn't shout about her in public, and wouldn't expect her to stop anything bad from happening.

"I came her hoping we'd find her at her desk causing mischief but it looks like she might just be on the front lines. I hope not..." I sighed knowing I'd have a lot of work on my hands if she's doing what I think she is. If Tsunade is working with the Akatsuki then I'm in a world of trouble.

I walked out into the nurse's station seeing Tsunade and Pain talking. I sighed in relief until I noticed a blinking light above their heads. "Get down." I told them and shoved the two to the side just as the bomb went off. I ducked and covered my head but it was just a small explosion. the plaster above me broke apart and fell but none of the large pieces hit me.

"Deidara you are the one who is going to have to do the paperwork for this. Neji you will have to supervise him." Tsunade sighed and took out a hidden bottle of sake from her pocket. I glared at my boss but said nothing more for the stupid and pointless act I just did in an attempt to save them from whatever idiotic scheme the blond had planned. Neji, Haku, and I walked back to my office. Tsunade and Pain are currently looking for Deidara and until then Neji is free to work on his own paperwork.

Several letters were on my desk making me groan. I wanted to see them come by here and drop them off!Sighing, I grabbed the first letter and grimaced. It was from Sasuke.

Sakura,

I love you more than anything! I can't wait to see you whenever I can! I've just been so busy lately... I hope none of those idiots around you have bugged you. I promise to be back soon.

Sasuke.

P.S. Don't let yourself get bombed while I'm gone.

I scowled knowing it had to have been recent in order for him to know about that. I ripped open the next letter making Haku's eyes widen while Neji just nodded with a soft smile on his face.

Dear Sakura,

heard about the bombing... sucks. Shouldn't you have just let those two schemers get blown though? If you had then we all would have it a lot easier. Of course the bombs weren't all that fatal... sucks.

Kisame.

P.S. I've been meaning to speak to you lately about a possible date... see you later.

I blinked at this letter than glared at it too. Why is it so recent? Okay fine whatever I don't mind going out with him one time but I just want to see people deliver these letters!

Dear Sakura Haruno,

I've put some cherry blossoms in this letter for you in hopes that you are well after that bombing incident.

Sasori.

P.S. I will see you soon.

I just trashed this one but I kept the blossoms. He knows how much I love their scent...

Sakura.

I have gotten rid of Tobi for the time being.

Zetsu

Ps it was for your protection

I blinked in surprise then just tossed it knowing I have no idea what the crap he means by this stupid letter. Has he learned secret code since we last saw each other? Jerk!

Thank you.

I could tell this was from Pain. He would never be able to admit it since a girl saved him the couple of scratches or whatever he could have had. I still found myself smiling though knowing I had done something good.

Sakura!

I'm so sorry! i didn't think you would block for them! If I had then I would never have done it! Don't worry though! I will mend all your cuts and bruises! It's all be-

I stared at it for a moment then decided someone kidnapped him yet again. I wonder if he was writing the letter in here. That would explain why it was already open and there was no seal. Crap... oh well. I guess I won't be seeing him for a while. Yawning I leaned back. Damn... there's still more paperwork to finish.