Chapter 4. Here We Go Again
"I am Chaos, The almighty creator!" The female Boomed and I think for an effect made the thunder boom in the underworld. Only the creator can do this so she speaks the truth. I rolled my eyebrow. 'Another drama queen ' I thought , but apparently it came out loud and everyone gasped while chaos just rolled her eyes."What am I supposed to do? Do I bow or show you some respect? If you want I can make an exception for you as I only respect the people who earn it. "I calmy stated and all the gods face-palmed while chaos just chuckled. "OK. How about I tell you my reason for this visit and then you talk. And thanks for treating me equally. Gods, I am tired of people always just treating me as the most superior. "
"Umm... did you just say gods? Cause you are the most powerful and first God. Also aren't you the most superior being?" I asked simply while other fface-palmed. HFFF! I pouted at this. "That's besides the point" Chaos dismissed the thought. "Anyways, I have seen the way of the Olympian rule and I am quite disappointed. But there are a few who are nice so I will give you a chance of saving you dead friends, get your revenge and dethrone the corruppted gods."Chaos came straight to the point. Well what was the harm? So why NOT?! "Fine but what about my parentage and how will you do it, Lady Chaos?" What? I have decided that she has my trust and respect. Actually her voice is very caring as if of a mother. Anyways I saw Chaos smirking and then she answered," First of all cut the lady crap or I will call you Perseus and I know you hate your full name. " "Oh no you wouldn't! "I half screamed half scowled. " Now on too business, I will send you back in time and whoever did remain your... what do you mortals call it?... ahh friends. Yes so whoever remained your friend will have all the memories as well as those who died in the war and those whose you forgave. So do you agree?" She asked me nervously as if she wanted to tell me something but couldn't. "Well only if you tell me what's bothering you." I answered back and as I spoke her eyes widened. I wondered if dinner plates could be any bigger than that.
"It's just that I never had a child of my own. Yes the primordials are my children but they are made from my energy source and not my actual children so you can say that they are part of me. And as I have watched you I have always wondered how having a child like you would feel." The creator rambled and I knew I had to make a decision. "Maybe you should try... mom."I said to which she immediately brightened up. I sighed as I was making a huge decision. "I snap all of my ties to Poseidon and mortal Sally Jackson and accept Lady chaos as my full blooded mother."
Ok so apparently from the gods reaction I was now certain that if they had the power to even touch me, they would have pinched me just to make sure that I was there. Also the reaction or Chaos was something you could describe as priceless and foreign. As if there was admiration, and respect and, ... was that love?! Yey! (Don't, i repeat, don't think anything ugly you perverts as this was motherly love) Yes I know. I could really use some motherly love from someone. "Thanks ... perseus." Rasped out mom.
"Miss chaos, none of this Perseus business or I won't consider myself to be a son of the best mother in the creation which is the creator herself." I grinned as her expression quickly brightened and she chuckled. "Yes I guess that this is because of the things I read in the other books where you are like a champion to me, you get adopted by hera, get in the hunt as a gurdian, get back Zoë and also become a brother of hunt and future husband of Artemis, in which I always call you as Perseus. Sorry about that. But to make up for my request, I grant you any 10 wishes you want. Anything."She said the last part smiling at me. Well let's see. I wanted Artemis' maiden oath removed, Hestia's oath removed, all my friends dead and alive to remember that I was betrayed and out shunned when I went to the past, Calypso to be freed, a night sleep with the 2 beauties I had by my side, to know that why I did not mind the fact that I was in relationship with 2 women (what? It goes against my norms, but my heart says that they are ment for me. I know this sounds cliché but hey what can I do? ), also to know who messed up my love life and did I have to be ready for such surprises in the future, weapons for my girlfriend(s), Wan to spend some time with my new family of mom and other primodials and know more about them, and... I guess that's all for now. I would think of the last wish after wards.
Mom got what i wanted and nodded at me and I instantly got all the answers I my mind, the weapons, and the promise to be able to visit the primodial council. Artemis and Hestia gasped as they felt their oaths removed and hugged me from both sided. Not that I minded being hugged by the most beautiful girls in the world, but the information which I received was something which made me gulp in fear it thought of thinking what the girls would do if they found out that I was to have a total of 5 lovers. Yeah you heard me right. I was destined to have 5 lovers. Uhh! To answer your question and doubt, it was the influence of my now bastard brother Eros, the primodial God of love. Hearing me gulp in fear they asked me what happened, and I being the smart ass rambled," Iamsupposedtohavefiveloversinmylife. Pleasedonotkillme."I half screamed, and half squealed. I hoped that they did not understood what I said but alas, they had ears of the most powerful Olympian goddesses. They were staring at what I said and then looked at each other before they burst laughing. Sensing my confusing on the situation they stopped and smiled at me and said," Don't worry Percy, we don't mind as we know that you would not play favourites and not show the others unequal affection. So as long as you stay with the destined lovers of yours, we don't mind. But stray aside we promise that we will personally castrate you. Are we clear?"Both of them said unison like at the last part which frankly threatened me the most at the moment. Then a thought occurred to me, if I was now a child of chaos than I should be able to speak and call for my siblings. So Eros was here when he heard someone calling him. He appeared out of nowhere and looked around for the pesky person who called him and mind you, his eyes widened in fear when he looked at me smiling smugly and mom smirking as if she knew that it was time he was punished. After 30 minutes of knuckle bursting punching on the bag known as Eros and some laughs from the creator, I finally stopped and helped him up. He scowled at me and snapped his fingures and his face again returned back to normal. "Jezz! Cuz, was that necessary? I mean we meet for the first time and you just think of beating the living crap out of me on the first meeting. I think I might have have to warn the others. And sorry but what can I do? I love to make someone's love life a mess so can you blame me? And don't worry. To help you know I will make a pink glow surround all the lovers when you meet the. "Saying this he looked at Hestia and Artemis and snapped his fingures, making them my lovers of my life. Hey by the way to tell you the other 5 Olympians were watching as 5-year old children. Huh. I wonder if they were trying to comprehend what had happened till now or were they really just shocked that their brains short-circuited. I wonder how burnt brains looked like. I wonder ... SORRY. Got distracted. Stupid ADHD. I just discovered that my dislexsia was cured but the bloody ADHD wasn't.
Anyways I looked back at the creator, or should I say mom, and saw her making a poker face but one who knew her could see the mrith in them. "Mom I wanted to meet my friends one last time so I can explain them thus situation before going back in time." She nodded and all of my friends popped out of nowhere. And that's it. That was the time that I lived. After seeing Thalia I knew I fucked up. So yep. There came the burning sensaction on my cheek. Along with a red hand print. Oh did I mention the lips of a punk-like-look of a certain daughter of the sky God who was in my top 8 shit-list? Beh. Who am I joking? Of course I would have had mentioned it. Nope? Ok then but don't mind me and the author audience. I mean come on we are busy. I am bust kicking Zeus' ass (which I will be doing later in the fic) and the author is busy writing my adventures. So yeah back to the topic...
"KELP HEAD! DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SOMEONE RUNS FROM THE CAMP AND THIS DAUGHTER OF SKY? YES YOU DIE (*no rhyme intended*) . WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING OF LEAVING WITHOUT TELLING US. DO YOU EVEN CARE ABOUT US? ABOUT OUR FEELINGS? ABOUT MY FEELINGS?" Just as she finished scolding me she glowed a bright pink and that's when she got confused. Ok. Next time Eros will pay. I mean why 3 of my 5 lovers have to the ones whom I had a crush on? When the glow died, I heard Hestia and Artemis sigh in the background.
Turning around I saw them both with raised eyebrows. "What? Is there something on my face?" I deadpaned. "Percy, what is with you and eternally sworn maidens? And what do you have with the hunt ?" Artemis asked with utmost level of sassy-ness (*is that even a thing?*). I didn't reply but smiled sheepishly and started explaining things to Thalia. "Thalia I know it's a lot to take in but are you fine with it? I cannot go against your will but promise you that I will try my best to love you all equally. " In return she just hugged me and smiled on my chest saying," I know you will kelp head. I know. " Hey by the way I received some hellos from everyone. Want to know the full thing? No? No problem I will tell you anyway.
Some hand shakes and bro hugs from Cris, Grover and pollex. A punch in the gut from Clarisse, the Hunters, and Rachel. Also a hoof in the groin. Hey did I mention the beating to almost death from death breath. When I said my last goodbyes and promises to meet them back in time, I faced my lovers. I walked up to them and smiled. They returned the gesture and hugged me with utmost enthusiasm (also chokeing me to almost death.) I also hugged them back but failed to notice the prank which was going to happen on me in 10 seconds. Apparently mom had opened a portal behind me for time travel. And I did not knew about it. Not even a bit. Guess I have to train more. And the girls decided to just throw me away. They suddenly picked me up from the ground and tossed me in the helix of the portal. Oh. They were going to get some nice punishment for it.
'HERE WE GO AGAIN' was my last thought as I fel into the time tunnel and blacked out.