Finally back! My list of fanfics to update… keeps getting larger thanks to plot bunnies. Anyhow this chapter was written with the song Hollywood Died by Yellowcard. With that in mind here is the next chapter.

Naruto/Sakura/Sasuke

I leaned back in my seat and twirled around in circles. I really shouldn't be here today since we barely have any patients, most of the doctors aren't working, and there isn't even paperwork I need to catch up. Damn I need a tv in here or something. Instantly Naruto and Sasuke walked into my office with a protesting Neji behind them.

"Hey don't tell them to go! Didn't I tell you these guys were coming in today?" I asked a little more cheerily then I intended… I've been spinning in a rollie chair for three hours. Don't judge me. Naruto was pulling me up from my chair immediately and into a hug. I hugged him back and tried not to smile too much.

It would be awkward since I don't really care about these people enough to smile for three minutes straight when I see them suddenly pop up. "Hey Sakura." Sasuke said making me nod to him, still trying to get rid of my stupid smile.

"Sorry Ms. Haruno. I now recall a letter on my desk telling me the information. It must have slipped my mind." My secretary said with a low bow. I smirked and rolled my eyes. We both know it didn't slip his mind, but I don't mind so much. That's good, if he can keep the Akatsuki out of my office. These two are normal suitors you can find anywhere and typically don't do illegal things while dating.

The Akatsuki is another matter entirely.

I wonder if I really should look into restraining orders… then again Pain would find a way around it. I don't mind Konan just yet so I probably should wait just a little longer. At least that was my idea until a small explosion was heard in the office next door. Gaara's voice cursed loudly and then screams were sounded all along the hall.

"Was that Deidara?" I asked curiously making Neji glance back nervously.

"I'd rather not answer that. Goodbye." I watched the secretary race back to his seat and start to work busily on his computer when we both knew he didn't have any work to do today. I sighed and sat back down, leaning back in my chair I closed my eyes and took a couple deep breaths. Naruto decided to spin me around a bit which was good and helped cool off my stressed head.

"You lead a pretty exciting life here." Naruto smiled when he finally stopped me. Sasuke snickered a bit but shut up when I sent him my best 'shut up around the innocent' look. It's surprising that after so long Naruto still doesn't know how dangerous these people really are.

"Yeah well, you get used to it; when that it gets tiring you plan on killing them all; after that you start working on your plan ever so slightly, but in the end you need to stop because you know that no matter how hard you try the police just might catch you depending on Tsunade's mood." I sighed with a shrug making a deafening silence rise in the room slowly. I glanced at their odd expressions but it told me nothing so I just went back to spinning around in my seat.

"I think someone's been spending too much time in the office. Why don't you walk around and I'll make you guys some birthday cake without the icing?" Haku asked us from the corner. I knew his offer sounding awesome and all but I'm sure he's going to sneak some vegetables or something into that 'practically nothing' calorie cake. He wants to keep me the size I'm at but it's hard when I've got a sweet tooth.

Sighing I agreed thinking that would be better than spinning in my chair for another hour. We headed out of the office and saw just how much Deidara had destroyed Gaara's office. It was completely black within and all the papers now ash. Surprisingly the computer still worked but I don't think anyone is going to be touching it for a while.

"Haha serves him right!" I grinned making the two boys look at me with grim expressions. "My Akatsuki personality is coming back isn't it?" I asked slowly with a sigh.

"Yes, yes it is." Hidan said from the corner of the room then smirked at Gaara's office. "It's fucking awesome that that bitch of a man did this shit." I almost laughed knowing his 'no-cussing at the hospital' routine would end soon but I didn't think he'd end it in front of me. At least pretend like you're obeying the rules right? Then again I guess the idiot knows I'm too lazy to report him. Besides Hidan is one of the few Akatsuki members I wouldn't mind being friends with for a long time.

I rolled my eyes at him then glanced at the office. Poor Gaara, he's a complete ass sure but not enough to deserve this. We laughed and snorted at the damage until a dark aura filled the hall. Hidan had disappeared but sadly the three of us were stuck with an incredibly pissed off Gaara. "So you think my pain is funny?" He asked softly looking murderous. I could tell Deidara had escaped. He's good at that. Plus he survives no matter how hard you try to kill him. That part of the blond sure is great!

"Hey Gaara!" Naruto grinned oblivious to the situation. I started to back away into the main hall that way someone could at least limit his punishment but before I could Sasuke grabbed my wrist and made me stay. I'm hoping he has a plan because if not then Itachi will suddenly become an only child.

"It's funny. You shouldn't get mad at someone for making this most of a situation like this! Who knows… Sakura could have been PMSing today and needed a little laughter. Did you ever think of that?" He asked making my eyes widen in horror. I already did my thing this month! How dare he?

"I turned to look at him with a venomous expression but he just smiled and patted my shoulder. Instantly Gaara began to take a few steps back, Naruto as well. The only one who just didn't notice was poor annoying Sasuke who likes to lie to make other people feel guilty… that's not the way he should treat people is it?

"You know Sasuke… if I was PMSing I would kill you. Torture comes first of course and I'd have to borrow some equipment from Deidara… but I think it'll be worth it don't you?" I asked making Hidan pop up out of nowhere with a black bag full of his torture supplies on the go. "Since I am not PMSing that means I get to do something much better." I laughed and then took out my phone.

"No! Don't change my facebook picture with a picture of my face only!" Sasuke cried shielding his eyes. We all blinked at him a couple times then I continued on with what I was doing and pressed the call button. The phone was nowhere near my ear but I knew that would be best. This way he will come directly to me.

Instantly Tobi was in front of me looking all chibi and happy. I smiled kindly at him and kissed his forehead then ruffled his hair. "Someone has made me a not so happy Sakura. Would you care to dispose of him?" I asked making Kisame appear with the gurney. That's probably why it had taken him thirty seconds to get here.

Tobi's face twisted and he seemed to become someone completely different. I patted the top of his head and watched as a look of horror and terror cover Sasuke's gorgeous face. The poor little twerp doesn't even know all that will happen to him while he's at Tobi's. Kisame waved at me with a smile making me wave and grin back.

"Hey Kisame it's been a while!" I said happily as Tobi bound the man, who embarrassed me horribly, up.

"How're you doing?" He asked as we ignored Sasuke's cries.

"I'm doing good how about you?" I asked with a smirk as I glanced over at the struggling Sasuke.

"Same old, same old." He replied with a smirk of his own as he looked at the kid like he was a fish ready to be eaten. I still find it hard to believe how many sets of teeth a shark can have…

Naruto dragged me back a bit making me sigh and say goodbye to everyone before heading back to the office. "So on Saturday we're still going out? As friends of course." He laughed with a kind smile. I nodded slowly and glared at the letters on my desk.

I will never admit to anyone that I love these letters. But I will happily admit to anyone who asks that they get shredded, of course the thing I'll need to leave out is that it's not me who does the shredding. "The cake is almost ready." Haku muttered and glared at his portable oven. We ignored him as I sat down and began going through the letters.

Saku-chan!

Thank you so much for the offering.

Until you call again.

Tobi.

P.S. call if you have any requests.

I shredded the letter but quickly made a note for Neji to call Tobi and make the torture end. I mean it was embarrassing but I probably went over the top calling Tobi into this.

Dear Sakura,

It was good seeing you, we should talk more or hang out a bit. I'm thinking about getting a job working as a veterinarian. Think of all the fish I could eat! Anyhow thanks for calling us in to exact revenge on your friend. We should really hang out.

Kisame.

P.S. are you really on your period?

I shredded this letter with no remorse but did think about when we should hang out. I can only hang out with so many people in even a week. I need to try to keep in touch with these guys for three good reasons. One, they are my friends and I care about them; Two, they're the Akatsuki just imagine the damage if I don't keep in contact; Three, they bring the fun and interesting into my life.

Without them I'm just boring Sakura Haruno, a doctor who saves lives while dealing with four boys and a crazy boss. With the Akatsuki I have too many for me to want to count.

Dear Sakura,

If you need supplies let me know, and you do realize that I'd love to have sex with you even if you're on your period. Just thought you should know.

Hidan.

P.S. it won't be like the others. This time the blood on my hands won't be someone about to die. It'll be you.

I shivered and allowed Naruto to destroy this letter. Sometimes Hidan is a sick sick man. I wouldn't let the blond read it for obvious reasons then watched as the letter burned. Stupid Hidan and his twisted habits… I don't mind it if I don't see him for a while.

Dear Sakura,

Please don't let Tsunade know it was me! I'm about to be killed by Gaara and I really don't want her added to the list!

Deidara

P.S. I didn't know it was your time of the month don't you normally-

I put the rest of the sentence in a very dark place inside my mind then burned this one feeling an evil laugh coming on.

"You are very odd, Sakura." Naruto smiled making me glance over at him in curiosity. I just shrugged and laughed at him.

"You love me though."

"That I do."