RI: Thanks to Avaline Malfoy we have out next chapter!

DISCLAIMER: I do NOT, I repeat NOT, own the Harry Potter series. If I did, Ginny wouldn't be obsessed with a boy almost two years her senior, Draco and Harry would be a couple (their fighting is like foreplay), Hermione would be descendant from Romany (Gypsy), Ron would still be ginger, but not such a bint. I mean, can't he understand that Harry hates the fame? Voldemort would look like the guy who played him in "A Very Potter Musical", and Lucius Malfoy would be tied to my head board with a dildo shoved up his ass (I like to have a bit of fun).

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277. I am not to sing 'We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz!' when sent to the Headmaster's office.

278. - I am definitely not to sing it accompanied by the house elves acting as a backing group.

279. -Especially not with kazoos

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"Bii, come here you stupid snake." Draco called, trying to find Kaylins' feathered serpent. What he didn't know was that as he searched for it, Kaylin was creating more mayhem than should be allowed.

"Crap, this is harder then they let on!" Kaylin furiously whispered, slowly changing Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans into Lemon Drops… Well the nasty ones.

She had a very devious plan in mind. But first, she needed to get those damn things separated.

XxX Next morning; Great Hall xXxX

This morning was quite interesting. Draco was sitting in Harry's lap; Luna was unabashedly staring at what would seem like a column on wrack horned snorkracks.

And Hermione didn't care. It was too early to notice what was going on. What she did notice was that Kaylin had fallen asleep next her; A happy smile on her face.

"Naughty… my ice cream… stupid elves…" Kaylin mumbled, subconsciously grabbing the bowl of oatmeal near her head.

"Miss Kaylin, Dumbledore wants to see you. Miss Kaylin? Are you dead?" a first year asked, poking her lightly in the side.

"Have at ye!" Kaylin yelled, jumping up and brandishing a spoon like a sword.

"Headmaster wants to see you!" the little firstie squeaked, running away quickly. "She's crazy!" he yelled, running over to the Ravenclaw table.

Snoring quietly, Kaylin stood there; asleep. Impossible you say? Not in the eyes of Kaylin. Ever since she was a little kid, she had been able to fall asleep standing up.

"Kay, wake up!" someone yelled, throwing an orange at her head, making her snort and wake up suddenly.

Jolting to the side, Kaylin mumbled "Wh-what?" sitting at the table and staring at what she thought was bacon.

"The headmaster wants to see you." Hermione said, not looking up from the book she had pulled out from her bag.

Smirking evilly, she smiled and began walking slowly to the Headmaster's Office. "Dobby!" she called, in a corridor on the second floor.

"Missy called for Dobby?" the eccentric elf asked, his big eyes wide and excited.

Smiling gently at the little Elf, she began to explain what she needed. "M'kay Dobby? I need that all just as I walk down there." She said making sure everything was planned perfectly.

XxX Fourth Floor at the beginning of the hallway xXxX

Stopping the the beginning fourth floor hallway, Kaylin whistled twice signaling the house elves to act.

"Is missy ready?" Winky asked, jostling a medium sized bag.

Smirking in a purely evil way, she signaled half of the little elves to take queue behind her. the other half began emptying the medium sized bag of it's prize.

Inside said bag were kazoos. Plain, red, kazoos. Oh the devious mind of Kaylin Arrowin. "Are you all ready?" with a quick nod from all, she began her trek down the long hallway.

"We're off to see the Wizard, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz.

You'll find he is a whiz of a Wiz! If ever a Wiz! there was.

If ever oh ever a Wiz! there was The Wizard of Oz is one because,

Because, because, because, because, because.

Because of the wonderful things he does.

We're off to see the Wizard. The Wonderful Wizard of Oz."

Kaylin sang, her off-key falsetto garnering attention from the portraits and several students wandering around.

"Miss Arrowin; you will desist in that vulgar display!" Severus Snape stated, not once raising his voice.

Giggling evilly kaylin rocked back on her heels. "But Professor. I am just having a bit of fun!" she said, a hint of a whine.

"Hey Arrowin, would that make you Dorothy?" A brave muggleborn asked, laughing with a few others.

Smirking evilly she pulled her wand. "Why of course it would. and that would make you my little dog" and as she said dog, she tranfigured him in a black Yorkshire Terrier. "Come now Toto, we don't all day. We must see the Great Wizard before his flying monkey gets mad at us." She giggled, picking up the smallish dog and walking further down the hall.

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RI: I really have to stop. I am definitely going to hell one of these days. Now for more things about me!

1. I can't sing very well. I have to be careful what songs I choose, 'cause my voice gets very high and I sound like a falsetto.

2. I hate my hair. It's curly, wavy, I have lost change in it, and my brother's rat (before it died. that rat that is) would make little nests out of it.

3. I hate the Winter. It's from living up north for so many years has turned me off of snow.

4. I am planning to move. I was thinking of Denmark, Norway, Finland, or maybe Sweden. I haven't decided yet.

5. I have an Aunt who is obsessed with Yorkie's. we actually got her a Yorkie nightlight one year, and she loved it!

Dun forget you can always suggest chapters in REVIEWS!