KA: Thanks to nano-desu13 we have our next three, possible, chapters! I must remind you that I follow this list: http :/ kupika .com/ Demonic _angel/ Hogwarts (Without spaces). This is where I get the list from. If it's not on there then I will regretfully inform you of this and have you choose a different one!

DISCLAIMER: I do NOT, I repeat NOT, own the Harry Potter series. If I did, Ginny wouldn't be obsessed with a boy almost two years her senior, Draco and Harry would be a couple (their fighting is like foreplay), Hermione would be descendant from Romany (Gypsy), Ron would still be ginger, but not such a bint. I mean, can't he understand that Harry hates the fame? Voldemort would look like the guy who played him in "A Very Potter Musical", and Lucius Malfoy would be tied to my head board with a dildo shoved up his ass (I like to have a bit of fun).

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Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts

Chapter 9

335. "OMGWTF" is not a spell.

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"Ah come on Dway? Pwease?" Kaylin asked, clinging to the back of his shirt.

Quietly sighing, as he was a Malfoy, and Malfoy's don't sigh, he turned to his little cousin and frowned.

What, you didn't know they were related? Well, let's clear this up immediately!

Kaylin Arrowin is the daughter of Fai'lin Arrowin née Black and Kurrimu Arrowin. Her mother is the Squib cousin of Narcissa Malfoy née Black and Sirius Black. When Kurrimu discovered that his wife was capable of, or rather held the capabilities of magic, he was pissed. This was, of course, after Kaylins' Letter had come in.

Now that I have cleared this up, let's continue with this little chapter.

"Fine, but you must never tell anybody of this." He said, pulling his wand out and muttering a quiet spell. Almost immediately his robes turned a bright, rosy pink and his hair became longer with twin pigtails streaming behind him.

With very little coaxing, Kaylin and Draco began their trek to the great hall.

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It was a dreary morning in the Great Hall as everyone began trickling in. Kaylin, being her over eccentric self, began eating her normal breakfast of biscuits, raspberries and overly sugary cereal. "Move over idiot." Draco said, his eyes half closed, glaring at a couple of first years.

"Good morning to you too sunshine." Kaylin said, pushing a plate of bacon and eggs towards Draco.

"You heard him half-blood. Move over." Pansy said, trying to push Kaylin down the seat to sit next to Draco.

Looking up and then back down at her cereal, Kaylin moved closer to Draco, and clasping his left arm in her right hand. "Sit someone else SB. Dwaco and I are eating." Kaylin sneered, pointedly grabbing another biscuit and slathering it in butter.

"Move over Half-blood, you have no right to sit next to him." Pansy said, whipping her wand out, a very dark curse on her lips.

"I wouldn't do that Parkinson (sp?). I may not know many things, but spells is something I do." Kaylin said, standing up and pointing her wand in Pansy's pug like face. "You are a stupid, pathetic bitch that doesn't deserve Dways' love. OMGWTF!" she yelled, making Pansy squeal and run off.

"Ms. Arrowin, 'OMGWTF' is not a spell." Professor Snape said, walking down to the Slytherin table, "10 points for originality."

Smiling like a five year old, Kaylin picked up another biscuit and began eating it. "Of course it isn't pwofessor. It's funny to watch her overreact though." She said between bites of he breakfast.

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KA: I am sorry that this hasn't been updated in almost forever. I have a very bad cold, and have been depressed for quite a while now. But enough of my problems; his should be a happy time... IT'S THE NEW YEAR!