Okay, so I know these one-shots are suppose to be random but this one actually goes with the previous one. Ethan/Benny, Ethan/Rory, and slight Ethan/Sarah.
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"He did what!" Benny asked in disbelief after Ethan had told his friend about his and Rory's day yesterday.
"And you let him!" Sarah then asked also in disbelief.
"He just wanted...to see..." Ethan mumbled out as Benny grew a bit angrier.
"Dude that's like vampire rape"
"I-it's not rape" Ethan said back a bit embarrassed.
"Hello, Ethan" Sarah retorted with a roll of her eyes. "Do you have a death wish? How could you be so stupid to let a vampire smell your own blood?"
"It was just Rory" Ethan defended. "I trust him"
"Yeah, and that little rape session was just out of the norm" Benny muttered.
"He didn't rape me!" Ethan shouted out earning several glances.
'This is not a suitable conversation in the lunch room' Ethan thought as his cheeks flushed.
"But you let your guard down, dude. Haven't you learned anything from left for dead? Do. Not. Let. Your. Guard. Down." Benny shouted. "Face it Rory is like a zombie now, and zombie friends are meant to be blasted in the brain."
"When you turned into a zombie I didn't blast you" Ethan commented.
"But that's because I'm your best friend, hello, issue #6 of Omega Galaxy wars, never kill your best friend if you have a chance of a way out"
"Wow, this little geek conversation is great but I have to go meet Erica" Sarah said as she gathered her stuff and walked away.
Ethan waved goodbye but then turned to see his friend giving him a deep stare.
"You got Rory raped"
"He didn't rape me"
'But he tried to...' Benny said in his thoughts as he poked his lunch meat. 'Is this even meat...?'
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In class Benny couldn't resort his mind to do anything except think about Ethan. It was rather annoying that his friend was in all his thoughts...and it was all because of Rory, yup, that vampire dweeb was at fault.
After class had ended Benny quickly rushed about the halls and found Sarah and decided to talk to her.
'Maybe she could help clear my mind...' Benny thought.
"Do you think Ethan might have a thing for Rory?" Benny asked in a whisper, it wasn't what he thought he was going to ask but it was the first thing to pop into his mouth.
"Hmmm..." The girl said in thought. "He might, I mean out of the two of you he always wants to save the kid, and they're always like really chummy, and oh, the kid is very hot" Sarah said sarcastically making Benny groan.
"I'm serious" Benny then said.
"Why are you so strung up on this?" Sarah then asked. "It's not like there's any reason to be jealous"
"Wow, wow, wow" Benny said loudly with a fake grin. "I am not jealous"
"Oh, really?" Sarah inquired with her own grin.
"Yeah really, I mean it's Rory...and besides...if anyone is jealous t-then it's you"
"Me?" Sarah asked shockingly.
"Yeah, you, because let's face it your a vampire, and everyone knows that vampires always fall for a helpless human"
"And everyone knows that the best friends always end up together" Sarah retorted making Benny puzzle for a second.
"No, because I'm not just the best friend - I'm the hero" Benny stated with a triumphant grin.
"Oh, but don't the heroes always get the damsel in distress in the end of your geek comics?"
Benny paused...
And Sarah grinned.
"Y-yes, b-but..." He stuttered out making Sarah laugh aloud.
"Oh, poor confused Benny" Sarah retorted as she walked away.
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"Hey, Benny" Ethan greeted his friend when he spotted him by his locker.
"H-hey..." The boy mumbled making Ethan a bit confused.
"Something wrong?" He asked still curious.
"Umm...actually I have to ask you s-something..."
"What?" Ethan inquired with his usual cute face.
Benny sighed and then inhaled and then sighed once again.
"Do you-?"
"Hello, my mortal peeps" Rory greeted with a wide smile making Benny grumble a little. "So, what you two doing tonight?"
"Well, 'me' and Ethan were going to watch a science fiction marathon tonight" Benny answered a bit annoyed.
"So cool" Rory said back with his big puppy dog eyes. "Mind if I join?"
"Actually-" Benny began saying but was cut off.
"Sure" Ethan answered with a smile.
"Awesome" Rory said as he locked eyes with Benny's best friend. Benny switched his attention between them and then interrupted their eye contact with himself.
"Let's get going, buddy" Benny proclaimed as he dragged the other boy away.
"Well, see you later peeps" Rory said with a farewell.
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That night Ethan was sitting in between the two boys who were, whether or not Rory knew, fighting for the shorter boy's attention.
"This movie is riveting" Rory stated as he grabbed a handful of popcorn.
"It sure is" Ethan agreed as he glanced at Rory.
Rory looked at Ethan curiously and couldn't help but remembering what almost happened the other day...
'It had been so intoxicating' He thought as he continued staring.
Benny grumbled silently and then tossed a bunch of popcorn at the blond vampire.
Rory snapped out of his thoughts and looked at Benny.
"Sorry" Benny said with a calm expression. "I missed my mouth".
Now Rory didn't know why but his gut churned when Benny gave Ethan a smile. It reminded him of that time when Erica had tried to steal his blood desert...it has to do with territorial issues, but what's so territorial about that smile...?
Ethan yawned and began closing his eyes, or rather it seemed as if he was twitching and trying to over power sleep, but in the end he lost and fell asleep on Benny's shoulder.
Rory felt his gut churn again and began feeling his fangs fighting to break free.
Benny glanced at the sleeping Ethan and smiled which made Rory suddenly hiss his teeth at the boy. Ethan immediately woke up from the noise and looked about on alert.
"Sorry" Rory muttered with a yawn. "The movie scared me..."
Ethan nodded at that and then sat back on the couch to try and rest his eyes, but Benny was out right glaring at Rory who was now happily watching the film.
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"So, I heard you tried to rape Ethan" Benny said after a moment of silence.
Rory curiously glanced at the kid with a confusing expression.
"Oh, that" He said after he realized what the other was getting at.
"Yeah, that" Benny said back a bit darkly.
"Was an accident" Rory proclaimed as he glanced at Ethan who was, which didn't go un-noted by the both of them, sleeping rather cutely.
"Yeah, because friends always try to bite each other and suck their blood by accident" Benny retorted making Rory glare a bit.
"I didn't bite him" Rory defended as he set his attention back to the television screen.
"I didn't bite him" Benny mimicked silently before giving up on his so not jealous rage.
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The next morning, both Benny and Rory were snuggled onto their own side of Ethan.
Said boy woke up to quite a shock, I mean it's not everyday that you find your two best friends snuggling you like your life depends on their hold.
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I hoped you enjoyed it. I found it rather amusing to write.
Please review and let me know how I did.
Oh, and sorry for any grammar mistakes.
- Peace.