A/N: Oladio! I have returned to inflict upon you the second chapter!
Kira: Oh my gosh…
Lyn: What? Is there an issue?
Kira: No, not really unless you consider that! –points to large pink blob on the ceiling-
Lyn: OH MY GOD!? SAKURA CLONES ARE ATTACKING THE PLANET!!
Kira: Quick! We need a stick!
Lyn: -bursts inside the room holding Sakura by the collar- Tell us what you know!
Kira: Lyn?
Sakura: I don't know anything!
Lyn: Lies! –smacks Sakura across the face-
Kira: Lyn?
Lyn: Tell me what I want to KNOW!
Sakura: I don't even know what's going on!
Lyn: LIAR! –smacks-
Kira: LYN!?
Lyn: WHAT!?
Kira: …I want a turn…
Lyn: Oh, why didn't you just say so?
Kira: You seemed a tad busy.
Sakura: -desperately screams- ON WITH THE STORY!
Lyn: That's my line! –smacks-
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--The Blue Notebook—
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'Cologne'.
The blonde teenager dug furiously through his sock drawer.
'Cologne, cologne, cologne!'
Naruto fished out a small blue tinted bottle.
"Aha!" he grinned childishly, "Cologne!"
He examined the spray nozzle closely and turned the bottle over in his hands.
"But how the fuck does it work?"
He looked closer at the back of the bottle and tried to make out the small letters on the label.
"I- In- Instructions?" he said slowly, "Aha! Instructions! What kind of stupid person puts such important information in such tiny lettering!?"
He read the directions carefully and they read:
Spray lightly on body.
"What!?" Naruto said throwing the bottle across the room, "Who the hell doesn't know that cologne is for spraying!? What else would you do with it, eat it!? I just need to know WHERE!"
Naruto sighed and picked up the bottle before stuffing it in his back pocket. He slung his back pack carefully over his shoulder. Naruto had worked all last night trying to figure out how to work the iron and he'd be damned if there was even one wrinkle on his shirt.
He grinned at his reflection while passing a shop window.
"Today is going to be the day," he said giving his reflection a wink.
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"We're working with an utter idiot," Lyn said flatly.
"He's like a little kid. It's almost charming," Kira said as she walked behind Lyn.
"Yes well it also means that he's stubborn,"
"But what about the other one?"
"Genius child, most likely stubborn as well." Lyn summed up quickly.
"Socially inept?" Kira asked.
"Not to an incurable point but he's not going to be Mr. Sunshine-and-happy-rainbows anytime soon either."
Kira nodded as she kicked some dirt in front of her.
"We've got some work to do, don't we?" she stated more than questioned.
"As long as everything goes according to plan, we should be out of here anywhere from two weeks to a month?"
"A month!?"
"These things take time, Kira. Like you said, we aren't working in our usual element."
"Yeah, but high school? We just don't belong here."
Lyn sighed.
"I know Kira," she said her gaze turning to the ground, "I know."
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"Sasuke-kun!!" Sakura exclaimed as she entered the room.
Sasuke shivered and felt his eyes wince.
"Sasuke! Sasuke! Good morning Sasuke," Sakura said brightly as she approached the dark haired boy.
"Hn," he answered.
"How was your day yesterday?"
"Hn."
"I see. And, uh, how's school going?" Sakura asked while tugging at her dress.
"Hn."
"Oh, well, um-" she paused trying to think of another icebreaker, "Are you excited about the holidays?"
"I love holidays!" Naruto shouted boisterously.
"I didn't ask you!" Sakura glared.
"Well it's not like he's going to answer!"
"They're pointless questions," Sasuke spoke, "She's only asking them so she can try to start a conversation and I'm trying to indicate that I'm not interested in a polite way-"
"By ignoring her!?" Naruto shouted, "There's many ways to decline a conversation, teme!"
"Name one," Sasuke said daringly.
"Well there's- uh- and you could always- hmmm- or- Well you know what!?" Naruto said frustrated.
"Hn?"
"Fuck you," Naruto said crossing his arms over his chest.
'Now that's how you end a conversation.' Naruto thought.
Sakura gasped and a new shade of anger flew over her features and she was just about to smack Naruto when she heard a strange new sound.
Sasuke was laughing.
"Wha- what's so funny Sasuke?" Naruto asked, his confidence deflating.
'Fuck me? Fuck ME?' Sasuke's laughter continued, 'No, fuck you Naruto. Fuck you over and over.'
"Sasuke? I didn't know you had such a nice laugh. Isn't his laugh nice, Naruto?" Sakura asked suddenly oozing over with passion.
"I guess," Naruto grumbled.
Sasuke regained himself and glared.
"Don't get used to it," he said.
"All right, sit down," Kakashi commanded lazily as he walked in.
"You're late!" a student shouted.
"I'm also taller, and smarter and much more important, so suck it." Kakashi smiled, "And I have a reason."
The student's ears perked up. Never, and may it be repeated NEVER, has Kakashi given a reason, a genuine reason to his class.
"Students." He said.
There was a long pause.
"Uh- yes, were listening," someone answered.
"No, I mean that's my reason, students."
"What the fuck does that mean-"
Two girls walked into the room.
"Girl's why don't you introduce yourselves?" Kakashi advised while pulling out his perverted book.
"My name is Lyn," Lyn said giving a nod.
"And I'm Kira!" Kira said flashing a small smile and a peace sign.
The class nodded respectively and then slowly leaned to each other to whisper about these strangers. The two girls looked at each other and gave a wink at the same time before parting to opposite sides of the room.
Kira stood in front of Naruto's desk and held her hand out enthusiastically.
"Hi, my name's Kira, what's your name?"
"I'm Naruto Uzumaki," he smiled and shook her hand.
'She's cute! And the other one, she pretty too! Naaaaaaaaah!! This is luck!' Naruto thought.
"Do you mind if I sit here next to you Uzumaki?" the red headed girl asked.
"Not at all, but what's your last name?"
Kira smiled as she sat down next to the blonde. Her black baggy cargo pants made a shuffling noise as she crossed and uncrossed her legs. Her white short sleeve was stainless and the green bandana in her hair was as bright and vivid as her short and wavy hair.
'I wish my white stuff was as clean as hers,' Naruto thought.
"My last name doesn't matter, you have my permission to call me by my first name as much as you please," she grinned.
'She's so friendly!'
"So, Kira, you got a boyfriend?" Naruto asked while twiddling his fingers.
Kira began to laugh.
"What? What is it? Me? You don't have to laugh you know!"
"It's not everyday you get asked that by a gay guy."
"Huh?"
"What? You're not gay?" Kira asked slightly shocked.
"Do I look gay?" Naruto asked looking at himself.
'Oh yeah, I try to look nice for Sakura and I end up looking gay!?'
Kira covered her mouth and tried to contain her giggle.
"Stop laughing at me!" Naruto exclaimed.
"I'm sorry! It was a funny question!"
"Well, I'm not gay!"
"Well your sexuality wouldn't have mattered anyway," Kira said passively.
"And why's that?' Naruto grumbled.
"Because," she grinned, "I'm a lesbian."
"WHAT!? Then, you, and her, you two are!?"
"Gotcha!" Kira said sticking her tongue out at the blonde.
Naruto paused and looked at her as she began to laugh again. He joined in too, relieved.
"Wow, you had me going there for a second!"
"Even if I was or wasn't, you shouldn't be so tense at homosexuality," Kira said in a serious and scolding tone.
'Ah shit, she's a moody!'
"I'm not tense!" Naruto shouted.
"Well do you disapprove or support it?"
"What?"
"Homosexuality of course," Kira said rolling her eyes.
"Uh-I…"
"What if I really was a lesbian? Would you have rejected me? You do realize that the rest of the world has become a lot more homo friendly, it's not like it's a bad thing."Kira said while tapping her fingers impatiently on the desk, "So do you, or don't you?"
Naruto glanced at Sasuke.
'Do I dislike him just because he's gay?'
"I- I support it."
"What? I couldn't hear you."
"I support it."
"I'm sorry one more time please?"
"I SUPPORT GAY PEOPLE OKAY!?" Naruto shouted.
"Well as much as we're all glad to hear that, I think Shakespeare might be a little more important," Kakashi said, 'And I'm sure gay people support you too Naruto, now sit."
Meanwhile, on the other side of the room Lyn approached Sasuke.
"Uchiha."
Sasuke looked up, surprised that this girl knew his name.
"Hn?"
"If no one sits here all ready, I'll will."
Sasuke looked her overly thoughtfully.
'Blue cat eyes, long brown hair, short shorts, and a red tie, she's pretty' Sasuke determined.
"I'm gay," Sasuke stated.
"Well yes, anyone with common sense could see that," Lyn said as she took a seat anyway.
Sakura flew up quickly and confronted Lyn.
"No one sits next to Sasuke-kun, it's a rule, he's an idol!" she scolded as if Lyn should have known better.
"And you're part of his fan club?" Lyn raised an eyebrow.
"I'm the president!" she said proudly.
"And the other members?"
"Just a bunch of girls who don't stand a chance just like you."
Lyn blinked.
"Of course they and I don't stand a chance; we don't have dicks between our legs."
"Well I have a chance!"
"So you're saying you have a penis?" Lyn waved her finger and scolded, "It's a shame, you're not a very good looking boy now are you?"
"I'm a girl!"
"Even worse!"
"Sasuke! Make her stop!" Sakura shouted.
"Actually, it's kind of funny," Sasuke smirked.
Sakura gasped quietly and frowned at Lyn before walking away.
"What an annoying pink thing," Lyn said.
"What was your name?"
"Lyn."
"You a lesbian?"
"Pansexual."
"And the other?"
"I'm not sure, I know she's not a lesbian."
"She's never made a move on you?' Sasuke asked in slight disbelief.
"No, we're like sisters. We're each other's family."
"Hn."
"The blonde one." She stated.
A look of shock passed across Sasuke's face.
'You like him," Lyn stated.
"Yes."
"You do realize that's he's a human being too, right?"
"What?' Sasuke asked confused.
"Never mind, you'll learn soon enough."
Kakashi grinned from the front of the room and smiled as he whispered to himself.
"Worth every penny. Welcome to high school girls."
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Kira: So Lyn, my dad just called.
Lyn: So?
Kira: Have you been getting calls from a guy named Ron from the Navy office, looking for Kylie?
Lyn: Yeah, how'd you-
Kira: -holds up phone and shakes it back and forth- Guess who!
Lyn: THAT WAS YOUR DAD!?
Kira: -laughs- Yup!
Lyn: OH MY GOD! –buries face in a pillow-
Sakura: -tries to crawl away-
Lyn: Oh my GOD! –smacks Sakura-
Kira: Ah, good times, good times. He was sitting there for the longest time when you'd answer thinking 'What the fuck does mushi mushi mean?'
Lyn: -laughs hysterically- I can't believe that was your dad!
Kira: What a small world!
Lyn: Too small! TOO SMALL! I've been having conversations with him!
Kira: What did you say!?
Lyn: Ja ne!