A/N: Oladio! I decided not to wait another month or three to add another chapter! Yay! Chapter five!

Kira: Do you know what I find funny?

Lyn: Small children falling off cliffs?

Kira: No! Okay, maybe a little, but only if they deserved it!

Lyn: All small children deserve it.

Kira: Well, yes, I suppose they do. Thank God we weren't allowed around cliffs!

Lyn: You were going to tell me the other thing you found funny?

Kira: Oh, right! Ostriches.

Lyn: Why are they funny?

Kira: Well…they're ugly.

Lyn: So you laugh at ugly things?

Kira: No, just ugly flightless birds.

Lyn: Like Cock-suck-me-toos?

Kira: What?

Lyn: Cock-suck-me-toos.

Kira: Do you mean cockatoos?

Lyn: No.

Kira: Then what's a-

Lyn: And let the story begin!

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Sasuke was trying so hard to keep his thoughts clean but there Naruto was in his gardening gloves and hat bending over might he add. He took a deep breath and approached the blonde. He was so dedicated to taking him out for ramen as his date. He went out with Naruto often. They were friends in the strangest of ways but every since Sasuke came out of the closet, Naruto's bee skittish. Sasuke wanted Naruto very badly but decided to heed Lyn's words and take it slow. He also used Kira's advice and put all that stubborn attitude to getting Naruto.

He closed his eyes and relished in the thought that soon he would have his way and could not get in court for it, even though he'd be able to talk his way out of any court room. He was an intelligent bastard. But as he approached, he sensed something lurking.

"C'mon! Grow, plants, grow!" Naruto chanted to his spice and vegetable garden.

Sasuke felt a bit of blood trickle towards his lip and all that mattered was the particular 'plant' growing larger in-between his own legs.

Sasuke was right behind who intended to inform belonged to him.

Naruto got up suddenly and smacked right into Sasuke sending them both down to the ground. Naruto, scared by the sudden impact, wrapped his arms around Sasuke. There was a 180 degree turn which resulted in Naruto being under Sasuke.


"Teme!" Naruto shouted, "Why'd you have to sneak up on me!"

"Baka, it was your clumsiness," Sasuke said in his cool tone.

Naruto blushed crimson and pouted.

Meanwhile, Kira and Lyn were passing by.

"My, looks like a lovers quarrel, eh?" Kira pointed out.

"Hm, yes, I suppose so." Lyn verified.

Naruto's blush deepened and he looked away from Sasuke while biting his lip with his canine tooth.

'If he knew what making that face made me want to do to him…' Sasuke thought lustily.

'Teme! Embarrassing me in front of my friends! Blaming me! He makes me so very, so very -'

"You can take arms off me now," Sasuke said.

Naruto blinked.

'Oh, sorry," and with that he slid them off slowly, feeling a bit of Sasuke's toned body as he went down.

With that Sasuke held back his sexual frustration once more and dusted himself off. Naruto still stayed on the ground.

'He looks kind of, hot at this angle' Naruto thought.

"Do I have to help you up?" Sasuke groaned, thrusting out a hand.

"No! I can do it myself!" Naruto rebelled.

Naruto tried to get up quickly but fell back down with a yelp. Suddenly tears streamed down his face.

"Naruto?" Sasuke asked.

The blonde sniffled.

"I'm fine!" he shouted as he tried again only to fail and let out a louder yelp.

Without a word, Sasuke scooped Naruto up bridal style and began to carry him.

"Sasuke! Put me down!" Naruto yelled.

"No." Sasuke answered.

"Let go!"

"No."

"Put me back on the damn ground where I belong!" Naruto shrieked.

"Shut up." Sasuke glared.

Naruto did just that.

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Ino was lying in bed a mess. She had eye make-up running down her face. She had been crying last night. Sakura was so 

engrossed with Sasuke that she didn't even notice that Ino had gone to the trouble of making Sakura her favorite cookies for lunch that day. Ino was hanging out with Sakura a lot and Sakura's ignorance was not Ino's bliss. In fact, it was tearing her apart.

'I hate that you're so stupid!' Ino thougt as she threw a pillow across the room.

"Ino! Your friend is here to see you!"

Ino sprang up and flew to her mirror to clean up as quickly as possible. Sakura could do that to her, make Ino hate her one second and want to be everything that she expects the next.

"Ino?" Sakura peeked in.

Ino had forgotten that she was only wearing a bra and panties. Sakura blushed.

"Maybe, later?" Sakura stuttered.

"Aw, you know you like it!" Ino winked, "Come in!"

Sakura stared at the floor.

"Um, I wanted to ask you something…" Sakura trailed.

Ino felt her heart skip a beat.

"Am I…pretty?" Sakura asked.

Ino couldn't find an answer at first. She had so many ways to answers.

Sakura began to cry.

"Because- because I went to go see Naruto yesterday to start the plan! And it was like he didn't want me anymore." Sakura whispered.

"Do-do you like him?" Ino prayed she didn't.

"No! Of course not! I just thought if I got Naruto to fall in love with me, then Sasuke wouldn't have friends anymore and then he'd be so lonely that-"

Ino glared.

"You'd actually break up a friendship for a guy?" Ino bit.

Sakura paused and glared back.

"Like you haven't!"

Ino looked shock before scratching back.

"How come you only care about yourself!?" Ino screamed.

"Because no else does!" Sakura shrieked.

The room went silent.

Ino stared at Sakura, displaying all of her frustration.

"You're so stupid," Ino stated.

Sakura looked up to say something back only to see Ino come flying at her and slamming her into the wall. Sakura braced herself for a hit and instead. Ino kissed her. She kissed her deep ad hard. Both were out of breath when she released 

Sakura.

Sakura stared for the longest time before pushing Ino away and running.

Ino sunk to her knees, body against the wall, banged her fists, and cried.

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Naruto was beginning to wake up. He nuzzled into the soft and plush couch he was lying on. He had a bite of cloth in his teeth. Naruto tended to bite and cuddle in his sleep although he wasn't aware of it. He woke up to Sasuke's very intent face and gasped.

"What are you doing in my house!?" Naruto yelled.

"My house, you mean," Sasuke corrected.

Naruto took in the view of the room and realized that it was indeed Sasuke's house. Naruto could never afford something so spacey and fancy.

"Why am I here?" Naruto questioned.

"Itachi's checking out your ankle." Sasuke answered.

Naruto peeked over to see Sasuke's brother tending to his ligament with ice.

"It looks like it was just popped out of place, a little twist and push and he'll be fine," Itachi said before disappearing upstairs.

Naruto looked curiously at Sasuke before pouting again.

"Sorry that you had to help me," Naruto grumbled.

"I don't mind," Sasuke grumbled back.

"Don't be sarcastic!" Naruto yelled.

Sasuke glared.

"I wasn't."

Naruto still didn't understand that glare of Sasuke's. It didn't scare him, it was just different.

Sasuke got up and went to Naruto's ankle and lifted it up.

"What are you-"

"Take a deep breath Naru-kun." Sasuke commanded.

Sasuke popped Naruto's ankle back into place. The blonde yelped. And tears developed in his eyes.

"Did it hurt?" Sasuke asked.

But Naruto looked away and bit his lip.

"I asked you a question." Sasuke said.

Naruto continued his act. Sasuke closed up on him. Their faces less than an inch apart. And Sasuke gave Naruto that spine tingling glare.



"Did it hurt?" Sasuke half growled.

Naruto's eyes snapped onto Sasuke. Naruto could feel his heart pumping wildly and adrenaline coursing through. It was that glare. The stern, unquestionable, 'give me what I want and give it now' glare that Sasuke was giving him.

"A- a little," Naruto said stubbornly as a tear he was working so hard to contain released itself.

Sasuke looked at Naruto and his eyes followed the tear that attempted to scamper off the blonde's rosy cheek. Sasuke lifted up a gentle finger and wiped the drop off of Naruto's face.

The dark haired boy leaned in and kissed Naruto.

Naruto sat shock, unknowingly lingering the kiss.

'Twice in one week!?' his inner thought squeaked.

'Finally…finally, I'm making progress.' Sasuke thought both accomplished and happy.

Naruto pushed Sasuke off.

"What the hell are you doing!?" Naruto shouted angrily.

Sasuke's relished moment was over and reality began to sink in.

'I didn't go that far! …did I?' Sasuke wondered.

The raven locked boy recovered, erased any sentiment and went back to his common 'who the fuck do you think you are?' stare.

"Itachi," Sasuke called barely raising his voice.

"Don't bring him into this!" Naruto yelled.

Itachi descended the stairs quickly.

"What were you trying to do!? Kiss it and make it better!?" the blonde howled.

Itachi slipped an arm under Naruto and helped him up.

"I'll walk you home." Itachi stated.

Naruto began to hobble his way out using Itachi as a crutch before turning around to look at Sasuke.

"I'm sorry I let you help me!" Naruto snuffed.

With that Naruto left the younger Uchiha to stand in an empty house with guilt and only two words.

"Me too."

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Kira: Noooooo! So sad!

Lyn: but he at least got a kiss.

Kira: You mean gave a kiss.

Lyn: No, got a kiss.



Kira: that sounds like a Greek god if you say it too fast…God-A-Kiss!

Lyn: This Godakiss, has he-she have anything to do with the great yaoi warrior, Cock-Suck-Me-Too?

Kira: Hold it! I thought you said cock-suck-me-toos were an ugly bird!

Lyn: Women-with-funny-shaped-uteruses say what?

Kira: …what?

Lyn: Ahahahahahahahahaha! Ja ne!