A/N: Oladio! Here it is, chapter –orgasm- nine!
Lyn: Guess what last Sunday was!
Kira: Lyn, don't you dare.
Lyn: C'mon readers, guess!
Kira: Lyn, I said no!
Lyn: It was-
Kira: Don't!
Lyn: Kira's birthday!
Kira: Nooooooooo!!!
Lyn: Mwahahaha!
Kira: Now everyone knows that I age!
Lyn: What? Of course they do. They knew that before.
Kira: Nu- uh! I'm sure at least one person thought I was immortal.
Lyn: …the crazy one?
Kira: …yes, the crazy one. You've gone and killed his whole way of life. You've made him question everything!
Lyn: Even his sexuality?
Kira: Even that.
Lyn: Speaking of sexuality, don't you have something to say?
Kira: Yes, this chapter has, A LEMON!
Lyn: Hark, the homo angels sing!
Kira: Indeed they do and with that, I give you, the story!
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'Rent, rent, where's the God damn rent!?' Naruto's thoughts cried.
Naruto was frustrated because no matter where he looked, he couldn't find the rent and, of course, Kira's optimistically grim news of the due date did not help.
'I'm an optimist and not even I see the happy in this. Maybe she's just a sadist, enjoys my pain or something. Good lord, where is it!?'
"Are you looking for something?" a cool voice sent shivers down Naruto's spine.
"Sa-Sasuke, is that you?" Naruto squeaked.
Sasuke stood in the doorway with a smug smile on his face apparently enjoying the frustration of the blonde.
'So you're the fucking sadist!' Naruto pouted, "What are you doing here?"
"I was invited to dinner."
"You eat?!" Naruto asked, curiously.
Sasuke rolled his eyes.
"What are you looking for?" Sasuke repeated this time more concerned.
"My rent, Sasuke, you know? It's what normal people pay monthly in order to keep their house?"
Sasuke walked in and then bopped Naruto lightly on the head for the comment.
"Sarcasm is my flaw." Sasuke pointed out.
Naruto stuck his tongue out and in reply Sasuke smiled and then helped look.
After a few minutes of searching, the two boys finally gave up. Sasuke, suddenly remembered Kira's earlier call:
"Bring 500 with you, oh and remember; an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth and a gift for a gift!"
It made no sense until now.
"I'll pay the rent for you." Sasuke declared.
"No, you don't have to do that. You're not going to do that. I can pay it. It's just that-"
"You have no idea where the money is."
"I hate you…and the deadline's in only a few minutes!" Naruto groaned.
"I'll pay it for you." Sasuke repeated.
"I said no. I don't need your help!" Naruto said, beginning to get angry.
"I'm not helping you." Sasuke began, "I'm giving you a present. This is a gift from me to you. I want to do this because you're- because I- because I just want to." Sasuke ended on a slightly frustrated note.
'Weird. He's usually really good with words. Well, the few words he's actually said.'
There was a pause as Naruto considered.
"Okay." Naruto said.
"Okay?" Sasuke asked, just to confirm.
"Yeah," Naruto's smile was brilliant, "Definitely, okay."
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Kira was lying on top of the roof of Naruto's house, her ear pressed against it. She was humming the old Batman theme song only instead of saying 'Batman' she said 'Stalker'.
'This would be strange if it wasn't for a good cause!' she thought to herself.
She saw the two boys leaving the small house and immediately she ran off in the opposite direction.
'Good luck boys, it's all you two from here on out.' She thought before smiling and blowing them a little kiss for good luck.
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"So your rent is now paid." Sasuke said as they came out of the office building.
"I can't believe you actually tried to beat down the door, Sasuke. We could have just come in tomorrow." Naruto said, embarrassed.
Sasuke shrugged.
"But that would have been considerably less proficient."
"And banging on the door, scaring some old lady to death is proficient?"
Sasuke smiled a little and Naruto then lost it, laughing until he felt like he couldn't breathe.
"Now, you can give me a gift."
Naruto paused and the color wiped from his face.
"You want me to give you a gift?" Naruto stuttered.
"Yes, just one, I figure you owe it to me."
"What!? You never send this present had strings attached!"
"How else do you wrap a present?" Sasuke replied.
Naruto sighed.
"What do you want, teme?"
Sasuke gulped. Sasuke blushed in such a way that it spread from one pointed cheekbone, over the nose, and to the other cheek bone. It wasn't adorable as much as it was out of place. Sasuke's fingers twitched and he tried make his words slow and precise. He took Naruto by the shoulders and then, getting lost in his own trial to manifest the communication of his desire, he kissed the blonde gently on the lips.
"I want you."
Naruto felt a heat wave run through his body. Naruto felt the blood rush to his cheeks and his eyes open wide.
"Excuse me?" Naruto managed to squeak.
"To go out on a date, want you to go on a date with me."
This was a major change and it had happened so quickly that it almost floored Naruto. It also scared him because, whether he'd admit it or not, he'd been thinking about it too. However, he never thought either of them would make a move.
"Yes." Naruto answered quickly and without hesitation.
Sasuke hooked his arm around Naruto's and off they went.
"Um, Sasuke? Where are you taking me?"
Sasuke didn't answer.
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Kira met up with Lyn and the two of them were making there way to a very secret building in a very secret place.
"Are you sure this is the time to do this?" Kira questioned.
"Positive, it's now or never."
Kira nodded and they continued to speed into the night.
Finally, they were at their destination.
They entered the building after a series of passwords and a semi-long identification process.
"Are you sure no one else is here?" Lyn asked.
"I'm sure, I've checked everywhere." Kira replied.
They ran around the large building pressing large, round, beeping objects to important machines, rooms, and other things.
They quickly exited running fast and far. Lyn was counting down while Kira looked back and said,
"Consider this-"
The building behind them exploded into a glorious fire.
"Our final resignation," they chanted.
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Naruto and Sasuke were absolutely, unequivocally, positively, and hopelessly drunk.
Naruto had been so surprised when Sasuke took him to a fancy restaurant. They had wonderful food which only seemed better over their snippets of soft arguing. The more Naruto disagreed with Sasuke, the more he liked him and vice versa.
However, after their fantastic dinner in the moonlight they ended up in a ramen bar. Naruto, his inner fat kid roaring into the night, was still hungry. Whilst there, Naruto decided he wanted to try an alcoholic drink. Sasuke was no stranger to alcohol but still did not know his fill. And because these are two testosterone filled guys after all, a drinking contest ensued.
And so Naruto and Sasuke were absolutely, unequivocally, positively, and hopelessly drunk.
"If you were gay!" Naruto sung loudly, his voice upbeat and cracking.
"Bada dum bada dum" Sasuke accompanied, his own voice more talking than singing.
It seemed that alcohol didn't so much as change them as it did enhance them. Naruto was a very happy drunk and practically shameless as he belted out his sometimes off key, almost pubescent sounding notes. Sasuke was still calm and practically monotone but his social awkwardness melted away at the edges and suddenly everything wasn't as stupid and frivolous as it was before. Apparently this included musical numbers.
"Sasuke! Sasuke!" Naruto called, leaning on Sasuke's shoulder, "Are you tired?"
Sasuke nodded. Drunk as he may be, he still wasn't a fan of words.
"Where should we go?"
"My house." Sasuke answered.
"Your house, Sasuke? That's brilliant!" Naruto laughed loudly and kissed Sasuke on the cheek.
Sasuke threw his arms around Naruto's waist and they continued to walk that way.
"Sasuke," murmured Naruto, "Why do the stars shine all the time?"
"They shine for you."
"They do? They shine just for me?" Naruto exclaimed.
"Yes, these stars are your stars and they shine for you." Sasuke said as he kissed Naruto's neck gently.
Naruto felt the familiar shiver crawl through his body.
"Sasuke, can I be your star?" Naruto asked.
Sasuke paused. They were only a few steps away from his house.
"You want to shine for me?" Sasuke asked, turning the blonde around to face him.
"Not exactly, I just want to be for you." Naruto smiled.
They stared at each other for a moment and then suddenly they both clued in at the same time. Their lips crashed together almost frenzied. It was a crazed and desperate kiss, at the neck and then at the lips, everywhere they could kiss without taking their clothes off as if they'd been hungry for each other.
They stumbled into the house that way, then up the stairs, and then finally landing into Sasuke's large and soft bed like a couple of excited newlyweds on their honeymoon.
There was a pause as Naruto looked up at Sasuke with big, blue, innocent eyes. Naruto's presence screamed virgin. Almost telepathically though, Naruto slid his arms around Sasuke, sensing the dark haired boy's hesitation to defile him, and brought his mouth near his ear.
"Love me, please." Naruto whispered, "The worst thing you could do to me right now is not love me."
Sasuke kissed him on the lips, this time softer and more articulated. His tongue poked in and as they fought for dominance, Naruto laid down completely while Sasuke hovered just above him.
"Slow," Sasuke said aloud huskily, "I – we must go slowly." He finished, almost having trouble forming the words.
Naruto slid his hand under Sasuke's shirt and with the lightest touch he pulled it off. Naruto then stopped to admire Sasuke's abs, his biceps. His toned torso was glorious. He ran his hands over every muscle.
Sasuke then slid his hands under Naruto's shirt but left it at his shoulders. Sasuke had become distracted by Naruto's cute, pink, tender, nipples. Sasuke's mouth felt hot on Naruto as he kissed him and Sasuke's teeth gave a masochistic pleasure as it bit and kneaded. Sasuke moved to the other nipple and repeated his process in reverse which made Naruto mewl. After Sasuke was satisfied at the hard, red dots on Naruto's chest, he finished by throwing Naruto's shirt off and leaving a tender love bite on the blonde's neck.
'Show off, two can play this.' Naruto thought.
Naruto slid down Sasuke's hovering body to his pants. Naruto undid the button. Sasuke watched Naruto in surprise and anticipation.
Sasuke was very hard as Naruto took the zipper by his teeth and slowly, sensually, pulled it down. Sasuke moaned a bit. Naruto continued and had Sasuke completely naked. Naruto put Sasuke's penis, which was just as big as Naruto had thought it would be, in his mouth giving it one suck and then releasing it. Sasuke moaned and then reached down and undid Naruto's pants, which also contained a hard dick, by which the blonde replied by wiggling up and out of them, leaving his boxers behind. Both boys were naked and their hands ran over each other in admiration and affection.
Naruto turned over to lie on his stomach.
'Such a cute, tight little ass.' Sasuke thought.
Sasuke then inserted the first finger to which Naruto yelped.
Sasuke paused.
"More," Naruto cried softly, trying to egg Sasuke on.
Sasuke inserted a second finger and began the scissoring motion. Naruto winced and whined but, if it were possible, it just made Sasuke harder. The third finger was in and the motioning continued. Suddenly, Sasuke hit something which made Naruto moan loudly. He touched it again and Naruto repeated the sound. Sasuke decided to aim for that when he was in.
Finally, Naruto was open enough and Sasuke entered slowly. Naruto gasped and yelped quietly but the tears were coming down. Sasuke put his free hand around Naruto and onto his member, pumping it slowly.
'So tight! So perfect!' Sasuke thought.
Sasuke's member touched Naruto's prostate to which Naruto moaned again. Sasuke then began to thrust rhythmically back and forth hitting the blonde's prostate slowly. At the same time, Sasuke pumped Naruto in time with his thrusts.
Naruto's back arched as he moaned.
"More! Harder, harder!" the blonde cried.
Sasuke took off on rhythm, thrusting and pumping at an almost ungodly speed and force. Every sound that Naruto made, his mewls, his moans, his yelps, and cries made sex that much more to Sasuke. Naruto was, however, coming to a climax; the pre-cum coated Sasuke's hand.
"Sa-Sasuke!" Naruto cried a warning.
Sasuke continued, in and out in and out, his hand pumping, and his bites and kisses covering every inch of the side of Naruto's neck. But his stamina was running out and he too was going to climax.
"Sa- Sasukeee!" Naruto cried.
Sasuke then pulled himself out in just enough time not to cum inside of Naruto.
Their stomachs were covered in sperm. Sasuke turned over on his back.
They both breathed heavily, their hearts trying to relax to a normal pace.
"I thought, I said, I was, tired," Naruto said between gasps for air.
"You are, now." Sasuke teased.
Sleep started to turn Naruto over and he cuddled up against Sasuke. Sasuke threw an arm over the blonde.
"I love you, Sasuke." Naruto said with a yawn.
Sasuke kissed the blonde's forehead.
"And I love you, Naruto, more than anything."
"Do you know how much I love you?" Naruto said sleepily.
Sasuke waited.
"More than all the stars in the sky..."
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Lyn: So if you really love me, say yes but if you don't, dear, confess. And please don't tell me perhaps, perhaps, perhaps-
Kira: CAKE
Lyn: I'd say you ruined the song but –
Kira: I made it better –smiley-
Lyn: You and your fluff!
Kira: o.o What's wrong with fluff?
Lyn: …ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
Kira: Bwaha.
Lyn: And with that, I bid you, ja ne!