"Are you… you serious? You're going to kiss me?"
"If you really want it, Simon. Now pull me close and lay one on me."
Not wanting to wait any longer, Simon grabbed his brother, pulled him close and planted his lips onto Alvin's. Simon slipped his tongue in as Alvin reached around, placing his hands on his brother's butt. Theodore cheered happily as the duo continued making out for close to a minute before pulling apart. Nearly in tears, Simon buried his face into Alvin's shirt.
"Simon! What's gotten into you? Isn't that what you wanted?"
"I have been waiting for so long for that kiss, Alvin. It was the greatest feeling ever. You know, I hate to ask this but could we.. do it again?"
"Of course, Si. Anything for my bro."
Theodore heard a knock at the door as the duo puckered up yet again. He went to answer it, all the while hearing Simon moaning in delight. As he cracked the door, he noticed that it was Lily knocking.
"Alvin! It's Lily here to see you."
"Crap… It figures. Go to her, Alvin. She needs you right now."
"But Simon…"
"But nothing! Just go. We can talk later."
Alvin walked toward the front door where Lily was waiting. He quickly slipped her a kiss before grabbing her right hand. When he tried to lead her away, Lily remained still.
"Alvin, your shirt is all wet. Why is that?"
"Simon was feeling a little sad so I helped cheer him up. He cried into it, Lily."
"Oh… Simon! Come here. Little Lily has a surprise for you."
Simon peeked his head from around the corner and cautiously approached her. As soon as he was within reach Lily pulled him close, dipped him downward and placed her lips on his. Simon's eyes grew wide in surprise. He joined the kiss, causing Theodore to start staring.
"Well… very good, I must say. Did that cheer you up, Simon?"
"Whoa… very nice Lily. No wonder Alvin likes you so much. Alvin, you know where I'll be if you need me. See you later."
Alvin led Lily onto the couch and turned to face her.
"You know, how about you come along with us on the next tour, Lily? Would you like that?"
"Would I? That would be great! Getting to spend time with the greatest chipmunks in the world: Simon, Theodore and you. You're all really great pals, and you mister are one heck of a fine kisser."
"That's what Simon said too… oops…" Alvin tried to stifle himself but it was too late.
"Excuse me? Did you just say what I thought you said? You kiss your own brother?"
"Once. He seemed to really want it. I think he was just desperate for a kiss, no matter who it came from."
"Oh my… my best friend kisses his own brother… Alvin, is that all you do, or is there more?"
"Lily, I only did it one time. I swear that I only care for you. I want to hold you tight and not let go. You are the most beautiful chipmunk my little eyes have gazed upon. Please don't be angry, Lily…"
Lily turned away and started to cry. She headed for the door and looked back at Alvin.
"Forget the tour, Alvin. I won't be seen with someone who claims to 'like' me, then turns around and makes out with his bro. Goodbye, you filthy little rat!"
Lily slammed the door shut and took off running. Alvin opened the door quickly but she was already long gone. Sadly, Alvin closed the door and retreated back to the couch where Theodore was waiting for him.
"I'm sorry, Alvin. I'm sure she'll come around."
"I really do like her, Theo. I just did that with Simon one time to make him happy. Although, I have to admit there was something special about his lips. So warm and welcoming…Oh yeah…"
"Alvin! Snap out of it, bro. I'll go talk to Lily tomorrow and try to convince her to come and see you. Tonight, I think Simon wants you."
"All right. I'll go spend time with him. Thanks, Theo. You really helped me out."