CH. 4

Loid/Agent Twilight's P. O. V

"Out of all the missions that I have taken and have successfully accomplished for WISE, this current mission that I am doing. 'Operation Strix'. Just puts the strawberry on top of the cake."

Loid looked at his newspaper before glancing at Anya who is on the floor in a meditation position watching her Spy Wars and not paying attention to what is going on around her. Loid then glanced over to the table to see DJ reading his sci-fi graphic book. Seeing that the teen is having his full focus on his reading. Seeing that his adopted children are doing their thing before looking back into his reading.

"After completing my last big mission, WISE gave me this mission since no other spy can pull this off and be able to accomplish the mission at hand. The mission that I am taking requires me to become both an ideal father and a husband to my pretend child and wife. Then enrolled that child in Eden Academy and get that child to befriend the target's son. From there through the created friendship between my adopted child and the target's son, the boy will invite a playdate to his house. This will lead me to get closer to my target and have myself sweet talk my target in sharing all detailed information."

Loid paused his reading to take a few sips of his coffee before setting his mug back on the coffee table and on its coaster. Then he returned to his paper.

"Both Fortunately and Unfortunately the first steps of getting to the other phases are not...according to plan. Like getting a child. Finding an orphanage that does not value background checks or paperwork let alone an orphanage that is highly not well known or most visited. I managed to get the desired aged child which is a six-year-old girl named Anya. However, I had to compromise in adopting her by also adopting a dark-skin-toned 15-year-old teen by the name of DJ. The little girl is highly determined not to leave the orphanage with me if the boy does not get adopted as well."

Loid paused his reading to check his phone to make sure it is not on vibrate and did not want to miss a call or a notification before finishing up his morning reading paper.

"However having DJ on board would make this mission much smoother and easy since he and the target's elder son are the same age and managed to become good friends. So that is a win-win. As for a wife?. This school demands a mother and father in order to qualify for an interview. That just threw me off when receiving that letter in the mail. Now, finding a woman to go along with this wild charade is low odds. That is until we met Yor. We met this woman two days ago at a tailor's shop. From there it went from fair trade to fake marriage agreements. We are both gaining personal benefits from this. The night after the agreement was a drag since I accidentally brought my remaining side mission involved with my Loid character. But with Yor's surprising aid, they were dealt with."

Loid finished his newspaper and folded it back to its proper form and relaxed sighed.

"All of this to get close to my target who is Donovan Desmond and prevent another war. All of this for world peace"

Loid forgot to read the front page of the newspaper and went to go reading the fine print. Unfortunately seeing what is on the front page just made Loid frown upon it. There on the front page read nice and bold.

Arkham Knight

The Powerful and Most Feared Drug Lord That Was Prophesied For Years.

"Arkham Knight." Loid eyed the picture of the masked bulletproof outfit drug lord with distaste. "The only person that none of us can get our hands on. Including me. I tried multiple times to get close and kill this kingpin for years but somehow in the name of luck and miracle, he is always far more steps ahead of me or any of the other agents. In fact I have once managed to get myself and Fiona almost to his hidden secret headquarters after knocking out two of proper man and woman goon. We checked out everything on any codes, handshakes, and passwords. Unfortunately, when we approached to a random car lot to pickup a car having filled variety of marijuana in each trunk, each gangster has specific personal passwords to use let alone the personal assign shape cards once every hour."

Loid threw the newspaper down to prevent from his anger getting the best of him. "It threw us completely off. We had to call off the attempt since the goons we kocked out did not have this hours personal information."

Regular P.O.V

"Did she texted you on how long she will be here?." DJ asked with his still on the pages of his book.

"Not yet." Loid pulled his phone put and looked at his lock screen. "Yor should be calling me on when she is approaching here."

DJ flipped a page of his book. "Well, it would be outstanding to have a mom around here. Our home needs a woman's touch."

DJ was secretly wanted to get to know more about Yor due to her voice got his attention back at the tailor. Her voice and Thron Princess's voice sounded one and the same. Still that would be impossible of Yor being his contracted assassin since she does lack character of an assassin based upon what he saw. However, this did not wonder DJ that much since he is based on theory with no way of proving it.

"I can not wait for Momma to get here!." Anya took her eyes off the tv after turning off and currently approaching her big brother. "Now, we can be the perfect family!."

DJ smiled at the little girl's enthusiastic attitude. "Indeed that is so very true, Anya. Our new mammy will put some ghetto into this crib. That is if she has any ghettoness in her that is."

Loid eyed the teen when hearing what the boy just said. "You truly have an unusual tongue, DJ. I never heard any words like mammy, ghetto, or crib."

"It is short terms that we say back in the orphanage." DJ worked up on a good lie while placing his bookmark in the book before closing it without hesitation. "Mammy means mother or mommy. Ghetto means a neighborhood or home with zero real estate value. And Crib means home."

"Hmmm, that is quite interesting words to say down at the orphanage. I'm impressed and interested." said Loid, getting up off the couch.

"Oh, trust me, the ghetto is so not the place you would want to go see or stay. None stop gang shootouts every freaking day of no matter the time. Heck, that is just my hometown city of Los Santos." DJ thought to himself before getting up to get himself some water to drink.

Anya read DJ's thoughts. "Big Bro's original home sounds very scary to say the least."

"DJ she is here." Loid informed the teen when walking out from the hallway.

DJ set his empty glass cup in the sink upside down before following his adopted father. Outside stand facing at her new home and life after the van driver had both dropped her things and her self off before leaving, Yor just can not believe her luck in her given situation. She would never thought she would find a man that was willing to marry her due to her feminine good looks. At first, Yor have thought and believed shortly that Loid was a no show upon agreeing with their deal, after she thought that he was not going to accompany her at her coworkers party. Loid however kelp his word and the end of his deal that night. And she was not going to even think about the night's incident they endured which Loid says it was his mental sick patients.

Either way she is grateful to have what she has. She has a good loyal overprotective and worrying baby brother. She has an amazing career as an assassin let alone have employment contract with the feared cartel boss of all time. And now this. She is going to be Loid's wife and mother of DJ and Anya. Even though Yor knows that this is indeed an pretended marriage she is determined to make it perfect and be desired mommy to DJ and Anya. Yor just can not stand on the reality of them not having a mother in their lives. Especially what little Anya just said back at the tailor shop.

Yor looked up to see the door of the apartment complex opened and out came both Loid and DJ who had smiles on their faces.

"Yor, I hope you have a good ride over here." Loid politely said while shaking her hand.

Yor smiled brightly. "Why, yes, it was indeed a good ride over here."

DJ looked at the few stacked boxes beside the woman. "I am assuming that these are the only belongings you have?."

"Yep." Yor presented her boxes. "All that I own is right here."

"Well, do not worry or feel bad." DJ went over and picked up one of the boxes. "What is in the house is your house. What is ours is yours as well...Mom."

With hearing the word mom it warmed Yor's heart to hear that from the black teen. Now she knows she have to do her part as the loving caring mother of the house.

"Awe, DJ." Yor had an emotional facial expression as she had both hands on her mouth. Eyes watering. "That is so sweet of you to make me your new mommy. I am very pleased to call you son."

"Glad to know Mom." DJ spoke when getting inside the apartment while thinking. "Now, I now that there is no damn way that this woman is in fact my contracted assian, Thron Princess. She is a downright sensitive softy with zero backbone. Yor is most definitely the idea personality of a mom. At least my blood mom had backbone. And that is because she is born and once lived in the trailer park."

"You are going to love being the mother of this family, Yor." Loid grabbed two boxes.

Yor grabbed her fair share of her boxes and smiled brightly. "I most certainly will, Loid. This is going to be a wonderful complication."

After loading the boxes into their home and mentioning about the official marriage certificate that was carefully forged by Loid's buddy Franky, DJ helped Loid put Yor's things into her new bedroom and stacked them nice and neat. While Anya happily gave Yor a tour around the whole place to make her feel welcome.

"Oh, wow, this room is outstanding." Yor commented her new bedroom in awe. "It looks super expensive."

"Well, believe it or not Yor, this home that we are currently living in is in fact expensive. And what is mouth dropping is that our rent is literally fifteen dollars a month." explained Loid, after finished on using the bathroom.

Yor gasped in shock at hearing this. "Our rent is fifteen dollars?. Why that deal is a obseulte steal."

"It sure is!." said Anya, being super excited as she knows the reason behind it.

"Yep." DJ tried his best on not praising himself. Let alone all the rent money of his apartment is going right into his pockets. "Guess you can say that the owner of the place is very generous with us. So let us try to stay on his good side if we ever get the opportunity to cross paths with him."

"Agreed. Having a healthy positive relationship with the owner of this place is a big must in this family." began Loid.

After both DJ and Loid exposed Anya on making such a mess in help cleaning up around the house and aiding them in making snacks to start the morning to Anya shocked face. Let alone being impressed on how fast Yor have unpacked her things and even stopping Anay and DJ from opening the last two boxes without showing any aggression towards them. DJ had caught Anay displaying a feared facial expression as if she just heard something but immediately brushed that idea off. Currently All four sat down in the living room with Loid, Yor, and DJ drinking coffee to the spy's surprise while Anya had her hot chocolate. Upon enjoying a good calm drinking and eating and mingle with each other, Loid had taken this opportunity and today to practice for the school's interview and be ready to pass the approval.

"Now then..." Loid wore his professional serious look and clothes while pretending to be one of the interviewer. "Doing the actual interview they are going to asked specific questions that need to have the most reasonable desired answers."

DJ swallowed his food before wiping his mouth with a napkin. "Sounds simple enough. Ask away."

"Very well then." Loid adjusted his glasses. "Let us start with you, DJ. What do you do on the weekends?."

DJ easily answered with both true and no hesitation. "I majority go play chess at the park, before taking a pleasant stroll around the neighborhood in search of aiding and show support to my neighbors in anyway I can. And after the day becomes night, I spent the nightly hours reading a college level book while having myself some fresh tea and listening to soft pleasant music."

"Huh...that is quite very good, DJ." Loid smiled at the teen.

DJ proudly smiled. "Hey, I just love the game of good old chess. Strategy is my strong point."

"Why, that sounds nice to know, son." said Yor, smiling brightly.

"Indeed." Loid looked at Anya. "Alright, Anya it is your turn."

Anya nodded while straightening up. Loid looked at his clipboard to see the questions listed down for Anya.

"First off, please tell us your name and address." Loid began, before telling that the girl does not know what an address is after she asked. "Where are we currently in?."

Anya eyes lit up with understanding. "Easy!. We are in my house!."

"No, pinkie that is not the desired answer to hear." DJ began to tell Anya their exact address.

"Ok that was kinda half advanced for Anya." Loid looked at his clipboard to see the questions that he has for Yor. "Yor?."

Yor regained her focus after admiring how well DJ is educating Anya to comprehend enough to understand. "Yes, Loid?."

"Mrs. Forger, what partical skills have you taught your oldest son and younger daughter that will be perfectly excellent for Eden Academy's reputation?." questioned Loid.

This have got Yor off guard as she absolutely did not comprehend on what was being asked of her. She thought that Loid have meant by killing and not skilling.

"Partical skills you say?." Yor blushed at thinking the wrong kind of partical skilling. "Well, there are a lot of interesting ways to cause major heart failure, massive extreme blood lost, breaking every single bone in their bodies. Or with you do not want to get your hands dirty, then I taught my kids on smashing someone skulls in with just there feet."

This have set the whole mood off in the whole living room for DJ, Anya, and Loid. Anya looked at her new mom in horror as she never imagine her to have the mindset of thinking things like what she just said. As for DJ he was in fact baffled by the whole thing as he might have misjudged her of being a killer. In fact he is now starting to feel his and everyone else's life in danger with this woman. Loid removed his glasses as he can not believe that both Yor and Anya are going to do horribly come to the official interview. So far both himself and DJ would pass it with no issue but the interviewers do not accept two out of two but as a whole.

"Ok, back the hell up." DJ looked at Yor seriously. "What kind of mom would teach her own kids on how to take a life of innocent people?. In fact, anyone's life that is."

Yor started to panic. "Well, I...read way too many horror novels. Honest!."

"That sounds like a bunch of bullshit." DJ thought to himself.

"Let us go out for an outing." Loid suggested while getting up.

"That sounds like an excellent idea." DJ got up as well. "As a matter of fact we can do things that a high class family would do to an advance on our herozian."

Yor and Anya gave DJ strange looks as the two have no idea on what the teen meant by that, expect for Loid of course. "Huh?."

DJ slightly sighed while putting on his matching fedora hat. "Meaning that we are going to create our own type weekend outings to do that people in Eden Academy will most definitely deemed elegant."

"Perfectly well put, DJ." said Loid, opening the door for them to exit the house.

The first thing that they was nice stroll round area and look normal. Anya suggested in holding Yor's hand to make the attempt to build a healthy mother and daughter relationship, in which Yor most certainly loved to do so to Loid and DJ's satisfaction. However, that was cut short real quick when Anya immediately break free from Yor's grip and go hide away from the woman. That concerned both Loid and DJ as they can not accused Yor of anything foul since they watched her and the two see that the woman is heartbroken of seeing Anya being slightly terrified of her. Loid managed to fix this by suggesting that they should go see today's opera showing to DJ's dislike since he sometimes go with his girlfriend who just loves the opera, since his girlfriend is a part of Kale.

DJ was in fact happy when the boring performance was all over before waking up a sleeping booger bubble blowing nose Anya. Even Yor was secretly relieved to see it be done. Loid have thought that them going to the opera would be a good way to use in the interview without question. He took his false front family to a politician gathering to help boost DJ and Anya's political review points.

"Well, in honesty the politicians in Ostania talks heavily more about me and my cartel." DJ began to talk to himself in his own mind. "Saying that I am damaging their beloved system. How?. Pfft, simple I take great care of the people of Ostania. I aid their families when their husbands needed the money and groceries after they are laid off from their jobs. I donate amazingly amount of cash in the country's public schools and provide transportation when people's family car is down or can not afford to buy one. And in return the people gave me their entire loyalty, love and respect. So whenever anyone who is a politician or anyone who does not want anything to do with my cartel talks bitter about me, the people will both verbally and physically aggressively defend me. And do not get me started about my radio host."

Anya barely heard her brother's thoughts as she heard everyone around her who is very upset about how things are being run by the Ostania's government itself. Some arguing that DJ's alter ego is the true provider, protector and caregiver of the people of Ostania. Anya can not go against this claim since her big brother been taking excellent care of her when arriving that rundown orphanage that they once lived. She just wish that he did not do such none heroic actions towards people and do none honest work.

"Papa can we go?." Anya got Loid's attention. "I am getting very hungry."

"Yes, I am too getting hungry as well." said Loid, grabbing her hand. "Let us go grab ourselves something the eat."

"Right." said Yor, liking the idea.

"Yeah, I can eat as well." said DJ, following behind his family.

When the four entered the fanciest restaurant and sat down ordering a meal, the four ate quietly for the most part. Loid had to instruct Anya to not just pick and eat only peanuts that were on top of her main entree. As for Yor, both Loid and DJ see that she is funly rubbing over a smooth sharp knife in her hand with her finger. They can easily see that the woman is mesmerized by the sharp object. DJ resumed back to eating his steak as he can not believe that this dimwit and possibly loony woman is his new mom. Heck, she reminded him about a few crazy people back in Los Santos that he and his mom and dad pass by in their family car. Loid was starting to have huge doubts about his fake family. It was obvious to him that Anya is not the desired child he needed for his mission as DJ showed the perfect idea child and wished he was six and not a teen.

Loid then looked at Yor who was eating her meal and see that this woman is kinda dimwitted and possibly blood lust insane after learning that back at the house. He just do not know what to do with the three.

"Hey, Loid?."

Loid turn his attention to Yor who had an innocent look on her face.

"This is a suggestion." Yor nicely spoke and said while putting her silverware down. "Why don't we leave this restaurant and go to the art gallery?. From there I take you three to a nice spot in our area of Ostania that I bet you guys never know exist."

Loid took Yor's offer as it does sounds very elegant. Once paying the bill and DJ leaving a genius tip at the table the four went to the famous art gallery and have a look around of the famous art and sculptures. Anya had a good time seeing paintings and statues around the place while Loid and DJ told her to have an indoor voice. Even Yor is having a good time as she had her eyes on a medieval painting of a person getting executed by a guillotine to her excitement. Loid was about to get on her case before seeing DJ having eyes on a painting of his alter ego sitting on a throne with Kelfa on his lap having a cocky grin with two armed men behind them. Let alone having mix of wrapped marijuana and stacks of money surrounding them.

"That is such a despicable work of art." commneted Loid, being upset at this.

DJ looked at Loid. "Well, Dad, Arkham Knight likes to show his power as of giving his information of reputation and sending a scary warning."

Loid nodded and left from seeing any more of the painting. DJ looked at his art piece as he remembered getting it taken by photo and then have a rising paint artist to paint the image and donate it to the art gallery, sicne the owner is one of his best customers. The four took a break from sight seeing as they let Anya play in the play center as the three rested. Anya grabbed a crayon and started drawing pictures of her family's true persona in delight before realizing that her family is coming towards her and quickly redraw her work in major panic.

"Oh, Anya that looks great." said DJ, admiring his sister's sloppy drawing.

"Indeed. I'm assuming that this is Bond in that episode on the spy show, yes?." Loid eyed the drawing.

"Yep!. Absolutely!." Anya put the crayon down and guided the three out of the area and out of the building.

Yor guided the three to the park where she usually hangs out in as it was amazing to the three. None of them have any clue that this area existed.

"I told you three you will love it." said Yor, happily accomplished in showing her family a great time.

"Wow, talk about having an excellent view." DJ looked down before seeing a strange man quickly grabbing an elderly woman's purse and running. "Hey, that man just stole that woman's purse!."

DJ quickly moved to run as he can not stand in letting someone steal someone's personal things. This brings back memories in Los Santos when either his father, Franklin, Grandpa Michael or Grandpa Trevor chased down a common mugger on the streets and return the stolen item to the victim after either beating or killing the mugger. Yor had the same mindset as DJ as she super flew down in hunt of the guy. Loid was impressed on how his pretended wife and adopted son took immediate action in chase of the man. With no option he went to chasing after this man with Anya in his arms. DJ ran down the flight of stairs as fast as he can in hope that he did not lose the guy.

"I'm after your stealing ass!." DJ spoke when catching eye of the guy.

"Sweetie he went this way!." Yor said stopping to help the elderly woman.

DJ chased the man into a alleyway as he hoped it was a deadend but it sadly wasn't. "Shit."

Loid reached around in hopes of finding the crook but no luck. Anya on the other used her telepathic powers in finding the man and pointed out about her wanting bread. At first, Loid was about to assume that she was hungry but then saw the same guy in different clothing but still limping.

"Found you." Loid seriously said as he used his spy skills to reach over there and landed on the man.

DJ breathlessly catched up with his dad and baby sister. "Oh, good you have gotten him."

"I helped big brother!." Anya excitedly spoke.

DJ tried to breath while happily nodded. "Cool."

Yor who has the elderly woman with her meet up with the three as they properly found a cop to DJ's distaste and hand the purse over. She thanked them as the four were glad to help. Even though Loid was once told from his higher ups that a spy must not show his or hers actions in public no matter the situation. Still it was good to get a praise every now and then. After a brief laugher of DJ after Anya claimed that their parents were flirting to their denial, the four walked back home as soon as the moon came up. Loid managed to give the questions test again with Yor and Anya amd gained proved results.

"Well, now we just cross our fingers and prepare for anything that this school throws at us." said Loid, drinking his coffee.

"I am all over it. Night ya." DJ tiredly said when heading to his room for sleep.

"Night, DJ." Yor smiled sweetly. "Sleep well, kiddo."

DJ chuckled amusingly before closing the door. But then Anya entered his room with a book in her arms.

"Big Brother can you please read to me?." Anya adorably asked.

DJ tiredly sighed and smiled. "Sure thing, Pinkie."