A/N: I'm just gonna let you guys read and not bore you with my words :P
Two short chapters here at your service *bows*
Warning: ...you should know what it is by now... ^-^u
Deidara blinked into awareness, feeling a frigid wind at his back and noticing that it was nighttime in this world. He looked around, patting himself down to make sure all his packed supplies had made it. "Everything's here," he murmured. "But where are those other guys yeah…?"
He noticed that he was in a large parking lot, void of any vehicles. At one far end stood a garage. Towards the edge was a rail which led to part of a nearby ocean below. Deidara overlooked the area before beginning to walk forward. He idly wandered into the center of the parking lot, wondering where everyone else was. Are they gonna attack me all at once? Or maybe fight one at a time to wear me down…? He glanced down at the gun in his waistband, smirking slightly. It was a nice gun. Nothing like his AK 47 back home, but still nice. He wondered briefly if Pein should really be trusting him with a firearm of any sort. He had just joined. Who's to say he wouldn't turn on them? Not likely… he thought with a sigh. And they were in a virtual world. It wasn't like he could kill anyone anyway.
"What the hell do you think you're doing just standing the fuck around?"
Deidara's ears perked up at the voice, eye flickering in front of him to look at Hidan. There was no one else around at the moment. "What- are you the only one who decided to fight me hmm?" the blonde taunted.
Hidan pulled a katana off his back, licking the edge of the blade with his tongue. "Nah- they sent me to destroy you so no more of our fuckin' time gets wasted."
"Or maybe they sent you to get rid of you and your big mouth first," Deidara muttered.
"Bitch!"
"Didn't see that one coming," Deidara sarcastically drawled.
"Well it's one-on-fucking-one for right now asswipe," Hidan laughed, swinging his katana around. "Can you take me?"
"I think the question un, is can you take me?" Deidara tilted his chin up.
"Cocky-ass motherfucker…" Hidan grumbled.
Deidara raised his fists with a smirk and sprinted forward.
Hidan slashed his katana at his head, following with a series or turning kicks. Deidara ducked, twisting around the man and knocking the blade out his hand with the back of a fist. He took a powered step back, clenching his other hand and swinging it up towards the silver-haired man's jaw. Hidan moved his head back, a bead of sweat trickling down the side of his temple as the fist barely skimmed his nose. They both flew back from one another, panting in barely concealed excitement.
Hidan taunted the blonde with his fingers. "Not bad blondie. You're not as fuckin' weak as I thought you'd be."
"You think I hide behind my explosions un?" Deidara sneered. He lowered into an offensive stance.
Hidan looked thoughtful before wickedly grinning. "Sounds about fucking right."
"Hmph." Deidara felt the jibe strike a nerve and he furiously charged at the snickering man.
Hidan cracked his knuckles, dodging a swipe to the jaw. He prepared to backhand the blonde, not expecting the sudden turnaround Deidara made, swinging his leg back to crush into his ribcage. His eyes widened as he heard the sound of bone crunching under the pressure. The fuck? A trail of blood slid out the corner of his mouth as he was shot a good amount of distance away.
Deidara straightened up, facing the silver-haired man with a glare. "Don't underestimate me."
He saw Itachi running up behind Hidan and lowered his head with a smirk, sprinting towards Hidan. Hidan whipped out his gun and prepared to shoot. The blonde dropped to the concrete with a painful dive. He slid between Hidan's legs, grabbing his ankles with his hands before flipping him upside down and rolling to his feet, twisting to point his gun at Itachi's neck. In his other hand he held another gun he had hidden in his waistband, pointing it dead straight at Hidan who had been about to tackle him from his position on the ground.
Deidara smirked, feeling his adrenaline pumping all throughout his body. "Gotcha un." His visible eye narrowed and he quickly turned, jumping backwards to avoid an onslaught of blades from Sasori.
The redhead stepped up beside Itachi and Hidan who had gotten back to his feet, fingers lifted to raise his weapons which were connected by thin wire. "Don't get cocky," he called to the smirking blonde.
Deidara glanced to either side of him, jumping up to kick Kisame and Kakuzu who were approaching. Kisame grinned as he and Kakuzu grabbed the blonde's feet in mid-air, only for it to fall off as Deidara swung himself down and hit him in the stomach with the hilt of his guns, swinging his now open leg at Kakuzu's neck and causing him to release his other foot. The blonde rolled several times to avoid Kakuzu's strikes and gunfire, bouncing to his toes and doing a quick scan of the area before having to dodge a swipe of an obnoxiously long sword Hidan held.
"Where ya going fucker?" Hidan shouted with a crazed gleam in his eye and excited grin as Deidara started running towards the back of the parking lot. He gave chase, cackling all the way.
Deidara grunted in annoyance, hearing Hidan behind him and slowed his pace until the silver-haired man was close enough behind him. Deidara came to an abrupt halt, feeling Hidan crash and roll over his back, landing in front of him as the momentum carried him over the blonde's shoulders. Deidara cocked his head to the side, stepping on the flat side of the sword before Hidan could make a jab at him. He pointed a gun at the man's head. "Hasta la vista," he smirked, pulling the trigger.
"FUCK!" Hidan angrily yelled as he started to devirtualize.
Kakuzu rolled his eyes as his partner disappeared, running alongside Sasori. Deidara was heading for the gasoline tanks that stood on either side of the garage, obviously with the intention of blowing them all up. Which would be very possible, given the large amount of highly flammable oil inside and Pein's sadistic urge to make their bullets fire like cannons.
"Sasori," Kakuzu calmly said.
"I'm already on it," Sasori replied, lashing out with a wire.
Deidara was almost to the garage when he felt something wrap around his ankle. "What the-" He saw the wire which prevented him from moving as the four remaining members moved in to decapitate him. The blonde bit his lower lip in thought before reaching into one of his back pockets and yanking out a small bottle filled with gunpowder. He eyed Itachi and Kakuzu who were closest to him before grinning, throwing the bottle up into the air above him. "Yatzee," he raised a gun and shot it at the bottle, causing it to explode and send Itachi and Kakuzu skidding several feet back. Deidara then pointed his other gun at the wire on his ankle, shooting it and causing it to snap off of him. He pulled another bottle from his pocket, pulling the cork off of it with his teeth before smashing it to the ground. Immediately a large burst of smoke billowed out around him, hiding him from view.
"Well this is great," Sasori commented as the smoke formed a barrier.
"Don't worry," Itachi said with a smirk. "I can sense him. He's not getting away."
Kakuzu and Kisame exchanged a glance before victoriously smirking.
Deidara looked over his shoulder as he ran, a bit curious as to why no one had followed him. It wasn't as if the smoke was deadly. Hmph. Oh well. I'll just get to those tanks and-
"Where are you going?"
Deidara whipped his head back around, only to get punched square in the face. He stumbled, holding his nose with a hand and staring wide-eyed at the pale teen who had seriously popped out of nowhere. Shit! When the hell did he get there?
He raised a gun, only to have it kicked out of his grasp and have the same foot catch him by the neck, slamming him onto the concrete below. Dizzy, the blonde rolled onto his back and flipped to his feet, raising his arms to block an array of punches and kicks from Zetsu who was fighting at a speed Deidara wasn't used to. Those guys… he thought, narrowing his eye and coughing up blood as Zetsu nailed him in the gut. They all set me up. Fighting so pathetically so I would get used to their slow speed. And then sending someone like Zetsu after me!
Deidara staggered to the side and attempted to bolt for the garage. He still had one gun in his other hand. Alright. If I could just- He grinded his teeth as Zetsu did a flying kick, sending him sprawling into the ground. He roughly jumped to his feet, the smoke cloud around them starting to dissapate. Zetsu was pinning him to the concrete less than a second later, flicking the gun out of his hand and twisting his arms behind his back.
"Ah- damn!" Deidara struggled for a bit, eyeing the gun which was lying a few feet away. He turned his head to the side, noticing the four other members walking up to them.
"Finally!" Kisame exclaimed. "Hidan would still be here if he hadn't run off on his own."
"Well Hidan's an idiot," Kakuzu said.
"Fuckin' asshole!" Hidan's voice echoed over the virtual world.
Kakuzu smirked, looking back to Zetsu who was calmly sitting on top of their blonde target who had stopped moving for the time being. "Are you going to finish him off or what? I want to take a shower," he said.
"I'm about to. Hold your horses," Zetsu said. "Anyone got a spare gun?"
Itachi held out his, having picked it up once Deidara vanished into the smoke. "I wouldn't feel too bad," he said to Deidara. "Zetsu's managed to trick every one of us each time we went through this test."
"Thank you," Zetsu politely said. "Hurry up and blow his brains out!" "Shut up."
Deidara patiently waited until Zetsu had the barrel of the gun resting at his temple, listening to the sound of it being cocked.
"Could you be any slower?" Sasori rolled his eyes.
Zetsu rolled his eyes back. "Fine. Deidara, your time is-"
Deidara smirked, gnashing his head to the side and biting the teen's fingers which were close enough in range. In surprise, Zetsu fumbled with his hold on the gun, giving Deidara enough time to jerk them both to the side.
Sasori pulled out his gun, firing at the blonde who merely flipped himself over Zetsu and let the pale teen take the shots. He smirked as Zetsu started to vanish.
"You shot Zetsu," Kisame said in disbelief.
Deidara started to shift backward, only to ram into the firm chest of someone. Deidara felt a feeling of dread come over him, looking behind him slowly.
Itachi smirked, holding a gun to his forehead. "Nice try, Deidara."
Deidara's eye widened before the shot rang out, enveloping him in the very same darkness which brought him in.
A/N: So sue me if I can't write fight scenes