Sorry for the wait, readers! Here's the first real segment! Enjoy~!
Louise: Hello readers! I'm pleased to announce that I've received some dares!
Louise, Matt, Karen, and Tristan: WOOOOT!
Louise: I am displeased to announce that we need MORE!
Tristan: Stop being so greedy, you brat.
Louise: Stop being so mouthy, you slob!
Karen: Look, no one cares about any of you; they care about the Phineas and Ferb characters! Now, onto the first dares!
Drama sapphire
Hi there! I have an awesome list of truth and dares for the cast!
1. I want Vanessa to give Ferb a kiss! I also want her to sing "Just dance" by Lady Gaga and I want her to sing it while Ferb can sing the male part.
2. I dare Perry to blast Dr. Doofensmirtz to Australia by blasting him off from a cannon!
3. I dare Phineas to take Isabella out on a date to the movies to see "Alice in Wonderland"! I also dare him to give her a bouquet of daisies!
4. I dare Major Monogram to dress up like a clown for the whole entire chapter!
5. I dare Candace to play "Dance Dance revolution" with Jeremy!
6. I dare Isabella to give Buford his worst nightmare! Make sure that Buford screams like a girl!
7. I dare Baljeet to ask Ginger out on a date! I also dare him to dress up like Indiana Jones for the whole chapter! ^-^
Louise: Major Monogram, put on this clown costume!
Carl: (Squeals in delight)
Tristan: Gay.
Karen: And cute Indonesian boy, strip away your ugly…Western thingy!
Baljeet: My name is Baljeet! And these are overalls!
Karen: They are weird, that's what they are! It's like wearing pants all over your body!
Baljeet: Just give me the costume!
Karen: Oh I will, and don't forget the whip that goes with it! It makes you sexier!
Ginger: She's right! (Blushes) I mean-
Louise: First dare! Vanessa has to sing Lady Gaga, and Ferb has to sing the male part.
Karen: Which, of course, cannot be done without costumes!
Tristan: Can Vanessa wear a boob-smasher so she shows off a bunch of cleavage?
Matt: Can Ferb wear leather!
Tristan: Gay.
Louise: No. Ferb has to do it in his gitch because of this dare:
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I DARE FERB TO TAKE HIS CLOTHES OFF (leaving only his boxers) AND SING "Baby"by justin bieber REALLY LOUDLY WHILE DANCING TO IT XD
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Louise: You know, Random947blahblahblah, you seem a bit crazy…and I like it.
Ferb: N-no no no, absolutely not!
Karen: TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF YOU CUTE LITTLE BRITISH FREAK OF NATURE!
Phineas: Can I point out that Karen absolutely freaks me out?
Louise: She should, Phineas. She really should. HIT IT!
Vanessa: (Dressed in tight black clothes and spikes, she begins to sing: )
Just Dance. Gonna be okay
Da doo doo doo
Just dance. Spin that record babe.
Da doo doo doo
Just dance. Gonna be okay
Duh-duh-duh-duh
Dance. Dance. Dance. Ju-just dance…
Ferb:
Er…When I come on the dance floor checking out that catalogue.
Can't believe my eyes, so many women without a flaw.
And I ain't gonna give it up, steady trying to pick it up like the car
I'ma hit it, I'ma hit it and flex until the until done until tomorrow yeah.
(Suddenly the record scratches and the music changes)
Tristan: Who's that girl's voice playing? That Taylor Swift?
Karen: It's JUSTIN BEIBER! You know, only the cutest fifteen year old teen pop boy sensati-,"
Ferb:
Baybeeee babiiiiiieeee bayyyyyyybyyyy oooooooooooh!
I said, baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby ooooooh!
Doofensmirtz: OH MY GOD! Put me out of my misery! Watching my baby girl dance around like a stripper was bad enough, but I'm going to kill this kid!
Agent P: (Shoots Dr. D to Australia in a cannon)
Doof: Curse you Perry the Platypuuuuuuusssss….but thank you at the same time!
Louise: While we get towelettes for your bleeding ears, I think-, OH MY GOD! Ferb stop making out with Vanessa! She's much older than you are!
Karen: I gave Ferb a taste of French alcohol; I didn't realize he was much younger than he looks.
Louise: Karen, just because you get mistaken for a thirteen year old doesn't mean everyone does!
Matt: You do realize alcohol is a serious thing in the U.S., right? Vanessa is too young to have it too. Omg, we could, like, go to jail for this! Guys, I don't like this! Omg, Ferb is totally drunk!
*The Phineas and Ferb Dare Epic Spectacular will return to you in just a moment. Please stand by*
Louise: A Phinebella dare? Oh no, we can't have that……yet ;D
Isabella: I and every other Phinebella fan hate you, you-
Louise: Let's see how things are going for Candace and Jeremy, one of my favorite pairings. Karen?
Karen: Thank you Louise. We're here on the left side of the Box of Insanity where Candace Flynn, a ginger with an obsession for her brothers and stalking blonde boys with wieners on their heads, is about to battle Jeremy Johnson, a teenage boy who looks like Tristan.
Tristan: Gay.
Karen: Are…are you calling yourself gay?
Tristan: No, Baljeet is over there with Buford and I just like to say my catchphrase so…
Karen: On with the dare!
Jeremy: Candace, you're totally an amazing dancer, I bet you'll win.
Candace: Oh Jeremy, you hunk-muffin! You're an awesome dancer too!
Karen: Would you two just get the dare over with!
(Pop music of the Japanese kind begins to play as Candace and Jeremy hop around on the Dance pads)
Karen: …This is boring. Can I touch Jeremy's butt?
Louise: NO! Now back to Isabella and Buford!
Matt: What the heck does "give him his worst fear" even mean? …Oh Lord, it isn't sexual is it!
Louise: I think it means torture him with his worst fear.
Matt: What's that? Using soap?
Buford: Funny voiced kid says what?
Isabella: (Comes in dressed as Jeremy's sister Suzy)
Buford: (Screams like a little girl and runs through a brick wall)
Isabella: I did it! Now can we PLEASE move onto the Phinebella!
Louise: How are we doing back at the whole Candace and Jeremy dance thing, Karen?
Isabella: UGH!
Karen: Candace realized she should bust the boys for this since she believes Phineas and Ferb built The Box, but when she realized this was an alternate universe, her head exploded. It'll be about one minute before cartoon reality will make sure none of that really happened because it's necessary for the plot to continue. Back to you, Louise!
Isabella: And now for Phineas and-
Louise: And now, the Indonesian will ask out an Asian girl!
Baljeet: My name is Baljeet! And I am-
Tristan: Gay.
Baljeet: SHUT UP! I was going to say I am refusing!
Louise: R-r-refusing? …Really? What happens now? This is so sad…I might cry…
Tristan: I'll tell you what happens. (Turns to Baljeet) ASK OR YOU DIE!
Baljeet: Wannagoonadate?
Ginger: LovetoLet'sgo!
Ginger and Baljeet: (Run off as quickly as they can to a date)
Louise: Well, looks like that's all the time we have for now! Join us next time on-
Isabella: W-wait!
Everyone else: The Box of Insanity's Phineas and Ferb Dare Epic Spectacular!
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