The beginning of this chapter is boring, but it gets better. Also, snails have no gender, which is gay. That will be all. -Tristan
Louise: Hello folks! We're back! Mathieu, could you read the dares please?
Mathieu: My pleasure, madam.
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Doofensmirtz has to call every girlfriend we've seen on the show (including his ex-wife) and beg them to give him another chance.
Vanessa and Candance have to spend the whole day wearing each others outfits again.
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I DARE THEM ALL TO BE IN A CLOSET AND TALK ABOUT THEIR FEELINGS! I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE AT MOMENT!
Louise: Wow, that's a pretty lengthy dare- having Doof call his exes.
Karen: Quite right, Louise. That's why we brought them all here!
[Enter: Elizabeth, Charlene, Linda, That Lady Who Likes Cucumber Water, and the Evil Tattooed Woman]
Doofenshmirtz: Wait a second, how am I supposed to beg them all for a second chance if they all are going to see?
Louise: Just do it!
Doofenshmirtz: OMG, is that Linda! Hide me!
Linda (aka Phineas's mom): …Heinz?
Charlene (aka Doof's ex wife): You know him, Linda?
Doof: You know her, Charlene?
Linda: You know Charlene?
Louise: Oh my goodness, who requested this dare?
Charlene: I ought to. He's my ex husband.
Linda: We dated back in the 80's…and…then later…
Louise: We all know Dr. D is Phineas's dad.
Karen: He is not!
Louise: …This is my corner of the Box, so it's true!
Doof: Well…this is certainly awkward.
Matt: You have to beg them for another chance. Let's get on.
Doof: I know! I know! [Turns to Elizibeth] I hate you go back to your whales! [Turns to The Lady Who Likes Cucumber Water] I hate you too, get out of here! [Turns to The Woman with the Evil Tattoo] I love you, please give me another-
The Evil Tattooed Lady: I feel nothing.
Doof: &^#*#$&*! [Looks at Linda] Give me a second chance?
Linda: I'm married now! I can't believe you were married when you got me pregnant with Phineas! (She smacks him)
Doof: [Looks at Charlene and mumbles] Give me a second chance.
Charlene: No. By the way, Linda, thank you for having an affair with him. Splitting with Heinz was the best decision I ever made.
Louise: Wow…you could cut the seriousness with a knife…
Karen: We are losing our viewers! We must do something funny quickly!
Tristan: That's it! I'm taking the girls' clothes off!
Karen: No, no! Make Jeremy strip Candace in front of their parents!
Louise: Oh you naughty girl.
Karen: I know. :3
Louise: Tristan, give Candace the goth's clothes and Vanessa Candace's.
Tristan: You got it, chief.
Louise: This totally satisfies a fetish of mine.
Karen: Girls wearing other girls' clothes?
Tristan: Gay.
Louise: No, no a popular girl getting downgraded and mocked because she's wearing black.
Karen: Ha ha ha, Candace doesn't have boobs to fill out Vanessa's shirt.
Candace: OMG! No way, not again!
Jeremy: I think it's hot.
Candace: Really? I'm thinking of going full-time goth.
Louise: *rolls her eyes*
Vanessa: I still look like a candy cane.
Tristan: Oui. Your legs look very sweet, mademoiselle!
Matt: Did…did Tristan really just try to use a pick-up line! OMG!
Louise: Wow. And here I thought he was invincible.
Ferb: This is disgusting. She reminds me of my sister now.
Louise: Ferb obviously likes the bad girls.
Ferb: Not when they look like my sister.
[Vanessa's black top is seen being thrown onto the floor from off-stage]
Louise: What the…!
Johnny: Vanessa? Why are you wearing that?
Vanessa: Oh God, Johnny it's not what it looks like! I hate these clothes!
Ferb: Who is Johnny?
Johnny: I'm her boyfriend.
Ferb: *starts to cry*
Karen: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! [Grabs Ferb and holds him as he struggles to get away]
Louise: Seeing as things are getting a bit crazy, we're going to take a commercial break…
Tristan: Why is it so dark in here?
Louise: SHH! Oh…are we live again? Oh okay, cool. Welcome to the Box of Insanity's MINIATURE box! See, it's really a closet.
Karen: Let's watch as they all reveal their feelings!
Phineas: Um…I like to build things!
Louise: BORING! We all know that, Phineas. Tell us; how do you really feel about Isabella?
Phineas: Um, well…I like her. And she's really cute.
Isabella: Aw, Phineas! (She hugs him)
Tristan: This is gay. Can we do something else?
Karen: NO! Baljeet, how do you feel?
Baljeet: Um...I feel that it is very dark. It's kind of scary…
Buford: Nerd.
Baljeet: Well it is!
Perry: Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttteeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Doof: Curse you Perry the Platypus; I feel your tail on my foot.
Perry: Chhhhhhhhaaaattteeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Louise: (Sigh) Tristan's right. NEXT DARES!
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Goodness! Thanks for showing my dares! Here's some more:
1. I dare Dr. Doofensmirtz to be chased by a swarm of dangerous animals who was led by Perry the platypus who is riding an elephant! Dr. D must be dressed in a clown costume!
2. I dare Jeremy to admits that he loves Candace!
3. I dare Isabella to give Buford a knockout punch! If she does, then that means it's...KO!
4. Ask Isabella about the reason why she has a crush on Phineas.
5. Tell Tristan that Baljeet is not gay even though I'm not sure he was. -_-
6. I dare Carl to dress as Bill Nye the scientist guy and sing the theme song.
Mathieu: What is with the clown costumes? They scare me…
Louise: (eye roll) My favorite character will now dress as a clown and be attacked by a bunch of wild animals!
Doof: What the hell!
[Swarm of dangerous animals run at Dr. Doofensmirtz whilst Perry rides an elephant]
Karen: JUMANJI!
Others: (stare……………………….)
Doof: Curse you Perry the Platypus who can talk to other animalssssssssssssssss!
Louise: Oh! Oh! Jeremy! Admit that you looooooovvvveeee Candace!
Candace: You do!
Jeremy: Well, yeah…
Candace: Oh Jeremy! (Tackles him and begins to make out with him)
Louise: (Stares…………….)
Matt: So, Isabella, why DO you have a crush on Phineas?
Isabella: Well, he's cute and his voice is adorable and he's smart and he can create-
Buford: And blah blah blah, words, words, words!
Isabella: (Punches Buford really hard in the face)
Tristan: Buford has fallen! 4…3…2…GAAAAAAYYYYYY!
Baljeet: Oh no! (Runs to Buford's side and places an icepack on his forehead)
Louise: Oh yes! I am supposed to tell you, Tristy, that Baljeet is not gay.
Tristan: Yeah, okay…did you just call me 'Tristy'?
Louise: Er, what's that last dare again?
Mathieu: Who's 'Bill Nye the scientist guy'?
Louise: …I can't understand the request. Sorry!
Karen: Why not look it up on Google?
Louise: It's no fun if I don't know the joke!
Baljeet: How about I dress as a regular scientist?
Phineas: What will your theme song be?
Baljeet: Um…
Baljeet…the scientist guy…
I like science….but really I like math better….
Buford: Lame.
Phineas: Oh! Let's break into a musical number!
Phineas and Ferb:
Science! It's about lots of stuff!
Science! Minerals, elements, rocks!
Science! Chemicals and reactions,
Science is so cool it makes Disney World theme park attractions~!
Everyone:
Science! Trajectory, physics, math!
Science! Reproduction, stomach fluids, bones!
Science! Blah blah blah blah blah!
Science is something something words words blah something blah~!
Vanessa: Join us next time. CAN I HAVE MY CLOTHES BACK!
:D