Thank you for all of the dares! Louise spazzed out upon seeing the Barbossa dare...haha :D -Karen
Jeremy: I and Candace are taking over this episode!
Candace: Jeremy, let's read the first dare!
Jeremy: Ok. Here it is:
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aww thanks for the hug...anyways i dare everyone to run away because there's bomb in ferb's right shoe and wrose of all he doesn't know...RUN! YALL HAVE T-5 seconds
Louise: OH MY #$%*&!
(Everyone except Ferb runs like crazy)
Ferb: What? What's going on?
Karen: LITTLE GREEN HAIRED BOY! Uh…uh…THROW YOUR SHOE AT TRISTAN!
Ferb: (Throws his shoe at Tristan)
Tristan: Gay? What's this? (Picks up shoe) WHAT THE HELL! (Throws shoe at Doofenshmirtz)
Doof: ?
Louise: Ah! Throw it to meeeeeeee! (Catches the shoe) Wait…how long did that take?
Phineas: It's had to be over five seconds…
Louise: Hey! There's no bomb in here!
Ferb: (Scorched and in his gitch, he blows smoke out of his mouth) It was in the other shoe… *cough*
*cough*
Jeremy and Candace: We'll be back after some messages! (Wave)
Drama sapphire
That is awesome even though Phineas should stop being so clueless since he should realize that Isabella liked him. Here's a couple more:
1. Ask Buford about the reason why he is afraid of Jeremy's little Sister, Susy.
2. I dare Perry to throw a cream pie on Dr. Doofesmirtz's face.
3. Ask Dr. Doofensmirtz if his younger brother likes him or hates him.
4. I dare Major Monogram to sing "Yo ho yo ho a pirates for me" while he is dressed as Barbosa from Pirates of the Caribbean.
5. I also dare Carl to dress up as any pirates he wants to dress up as and sing the same song with Major Monogram but make sure they don't drink any alcohol while they're at it.
6. I dare Candace to dress up as Elizabeth Swan from Pirates of the Caribbean and go to a sword fight with Stacy & Jeremy against some skeleton pirates from the movie. Turn on the theme song "He's a pirate from Pirates of the Caribbean" from a radio with the movie soundtrack.
7. Ask Candace about the reason why she like to bust her brothers.
8. Ask Phineas and Ferb if they are aware that their sister is trying to bust them.
And that's all folks! ^_-
Louise: Yes! Excellent dares!
Karen: So, Buford, why ARE you afraid of Suzy?
Buford: Too busy playing foosball against Isabella. Don't talk to me.
Karen: Either you do the dare or I kill you!
Buford: Ah, ah okay, okay!
Isabella: Actually, this is a truth.
Louise: You know, I didn't think of it. This is a truth or dare…
Karen: Cough up the answer before I cough you up.
Buford: That didn't even make any-
Karen: ANSWER!
Buford: It's because she's evil! She once took my shirt, dipped it in my milk, and fed it to her dog! And then she-
Candace: It's true! She's the reason I had squirrels in my trousers and-
Jeremy: Candace, you're over reacting.
Candace: I'm sorry.
Louise: NO! I agree, lock the child in a cage with a carrot and some water.
Jeremy: She's a four year old!
Louise: Four year olds love carrots…
Mathieu: Tristan has her on a leash.
Suzy: (Is hugging Tristan)
Tristan: (shrugs) She likes me.
Meanwhile, in that other corner of The Box…
Perry: (Throws a pie in Dr. Doofensmirtz's face)
Doof: What the-! Perry the Platypus! I am going to destroy you with my Pirate-inator! It changes whoever it hits into a pirate!
Perry: ?
Doof: Yeah, that's right. Pirates. It all started when I was a young boy in Gimmelshtump…
Little Doof: I'm going to be a pirate for dress-up day!
Little Doof's Dad: ICH VAN HAGGASHUMPACH!
Doof: So he said no…
Tristan: Wait, I'm pretty sure none of that was German.
Louise: Look, it's impressive enough that I can type in English, do you really expect me, of all people, to be able to speak German too!
Karen: She sounded out the first part pretty well…
Mathieu: Hey, Doof, does your little brother love you?
Doof: NO! And I am trying to share my new invention here!
Louise: Sorry.
Perry: (Tackles Doofenshmirtz, knocking him into the Pirate-inator)
…
Major Monogram: Carl, massage my- (ZAP!) Wh-what! I'm dressed as Barbossa!
Louise and Matt: AH! That's so sexy! (DIE)
Karen: What is sexy about an octopus-faced creep who smells like fish?
Tristan: (still holding Suzy) Who knows?
Carl: You look good, sir. (ZAP!) Ah…
Karen: OMG! Jack Sparrow! (DIE)
Suzy: Those three are so lame.
Tristan: Don't I know it? (Walks away)
Major Monogram as Barbossa: There's only one thing left to do, Carl.
Carl as Jack Sparrow: Aye. Hit it, sir!
MM:
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me!
MM and Carl:
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me!
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Tristan: Wake up, Karen. Their calling over to you.
Karen: Ha ha, very funny.
Everyone:
Yo ho yo ho a pirate's life for me!
…
Doofenshmirtz: My plan hasn't failed; I may not have been able to hit you with it, Perry the Platypus, but I HAVE an army of moving skeletons on that pirate ship over there!
Candace, Jeremy, and Vanessa: (ZAP!)
Candace: I'm…Elizabeth Swan!
Jeremy: Wow, Candace, you're gorgeous. Looks like I ended up as Will Turner.
Stacy: I guess I'm just some random pirate chick…
Candace: OMG! Skeletons!
Jeremy: CHAAAARRRRGGGEEE!
(All three begin to attack and swordfight with the skeletons)
Louise: Bum…bum…bum bum bum bumbum…bum…bum…bum bum bum ba bum…
Karen and Louise: Bum…bum…bum bum bum bumbum…bum..bum
Mathieu: Dun dun na na dun na na dun na! Dun dun dun na dun dun na dun dun na!
*EPIC FIGHT SCENE COMMENCES!*
Candace: Wow. We defeated all the evil skeleton thingies!
Stacy: Neat!
Louise: Hey, Candace, why are you trying to "bust" your brothers?
Tristan: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Jeremy: What?
Tristan: Can she and Vanessa sing that song! PLEASE!
Vanessa: What song?
Tristan: The one where Vanessa and Candace sing about uncovering Phineas and Ferb and Doofenshmirtz!
Candace: Er…
Tristan: (Stands on a stage, holding a microphone and shouting the lyrics into it from the song "BUSTED")
Et c'est comme ça que tu seras démasqué
Je ne veux pas vraiment te blesser
Mais tu pourras me croire quand je dirais que j'ai enfin découvert qui tu étais
Démasqué!
Louise: He really likes that one.
Mathieu: GAY! GAY! Ha ha ha, I said his line! TWICE!
Karen: You just insulted yourself, numbskull.
Mathieu: Huh?
Vanessa: (Shrug) I'll sing it…
Tristan: Would you make out with me?
Vanessa: No.
Tristan: Well, what are you waiting for? Sing!
Vanessa:
You're BUSTED! (Busted!)
Yeah she's finally gonna see the light
This is how it's gonna be
When she finds out that I was always right
You're BUSTED!
Tristan: I can't even understand her words, and yet she sounds so beautiful…
Louise: 'Busted' is a pretty weird word…
Candace and Vanessa: Démasqué!
*Screen goes black*
Behind the Scenes:
Louise: So, Phineas, do you know that Candace is trying to uncover you?
Phineas: Huh?
Karen: Do NOT make Tristan sing the song again!
Mathieu: The boy is clueless about everything.
Louise: Hey, here's something that bothers me: how come Ferb doesn't speak English? I mean, they go to the UK and visit his grandparents, right? I assumed he was British.
Karen: You mean, he's NOT!
Ferb: Well I-,
Tristan: Calm down. He probably speaks English in the American version.
Louise: That's not good enough! EVERYONE speaks English in that version!
Ferb: If I could just-,
Karen: Can someone help me out here, I'm really confused!
Louise: Wait, maybe he's Scottish! Doesn't his grandfather wear a kilt once!
Ferb: Oh I give up! (Walks away)
Karen: READER! PLEASE HELP!
Mathieu: Hey, do you think Doofensmirtz sounds as funny in America as he does here?
Tristan: Yeah, and is Baljeet's voice as gay there as it is here?
Baljeet: HEY!
Louise: (Sigh) …Hey let's go get some ice cream.
Others: Okay!
If there is a reader who can answer that question (Is Ferb British?), I will love you them forever! -Karen
:D