This chapter is very gay. That will be all. -Tristan
Louise: Hey folks! We're back in the Box of Insanity for another episode! Mathieu, what's the first dare?
Mathieu:
Michael
Now since my is over and thank you dare is make Karen (Karen your my favorite) Karen kick Doofensmirtz off a roof then kick him again.
Louise: No offense, but all of I got out of that was "Karen kick Doof off the roof and kick him again".
Karen: Oh, I am his favorite! Hooray! I have a fan! (Hugs Michael)
Doof: Okay, can I just point out that every one of my dares is about me being hurt?
Karen: DIE! (Kicks him off of a roof)
Doof: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Hits the ground) Oww! …I'm ALIVE!
Karen: (Kick! Kick! Kick!)
Doof: Ah! Why are you such a violent little girl!
Karen: I! Am! Not! A! Little! Girl! (KICK!)
Louise: While Karen beats the crap out of my adorable German doctor, let's see the next dares.
Mathieu: OH! These are the ones I sent in!
Others: (GROAN…. _)
Mathieu
Ha, now I can review and give you dares so you're forced to listen!
1. Phineas must figure out a way to tie Karen to a wall (Ferb can help)
2. Vanessa has to die her hair black!
3. Tristan has to not say 'gay' for entire time!
4. Bobbi Fabuleux and I get to sing something
5. Louise has to kiss someone...ah! Phineas! Isabella will not be pleased...
That is all --Mathieu--
Louise: These…aren't half bad…
Mathieu: YES!
Karen: W-wait, Phineas is going to do WHAT!
Phineas: I already told you that she freaks me out!
Mathieu: Notice I mentioned Ferb could help…
Karen: TIE ME UP!
Ferb: (ties Karen to a random brick wall)
Karen: TICKLE MEEEE!
Ferb: O__O (Walks away quickly)
Karen: HEY!
Mathieu: I am taking over, officially!
Louise: You forgot that I am still here.
Mathieu: Yeah yeah. Vanessa, how's your hair coming?
Vanessa: It's black now. I kind of like it.
Tristan: (looks up from a magazine) LOUISE!
Louise: What? I'm right next to you.
Tristan: (Iooks from Louise to Vanessa and then back at Louise and then Vanessa and then Louise and then to Vanessa) (GULP)
Karen: You both look so similar!
Louise: Just because we're both tall and wearing black clothes and have long black hair and look like we're sixteen years old…oh…
Tristan: Louise, would you like to accompany me to the cinema?
Louise: …Sure?
Mathieu: HA! I now am in control. HIT IT!
Mathieu and Bobbi Fabulous/Chorus Background people:
You are that which one likes to see
There is only you
There is only we!
You are fabulous
We are fabulous!
You are fabulous
We are fabulous!
You are the ones who hold the bar
The kings of the look, the super stars
You are fabulous
We are fabulous!
You are fabulous
Oh we are fabulous!
Louise: HEY! I see, you planned to get me and Karen out of the way so that you could sing some-
Tristan: GA-
Mathieu: Uh, uh, uh. No saying that today!
Karen: His evil scheming is a total turn on.
Tristan: He's ga-
Mathieu: Louise, kiss Phineas!
Louise: (Kisses Phineas) Can I have the show back now?
Phineas: O////O
Isabella: Oh no you did NOT just kiss my boy!
Louise: GET OVER IT!
Isabella: O_O; S-sorry…
………………….
Mathieu: And that's probably what would happen if you were to try out my dares!
Karen: You just wasted a bunch of my life.
Tristan: Why would I like Louise? She's weird.
Louise: Oh, and you think YOU'RE normal mister "look at me! I'm a pretty magician boy elf thing who runs around in the forest!"
Tristan: What happens in that forest STAYS in that forest!
Louise: (Rolls her eyes) Can we get onto some other dares now?
Mathieu: Okay, okay. Michael sent in another dare.
Michael
I dare Tristan vs Karen in a wrestling match
Go Karen
Karen: I KNEW I liked this kid! Tristan, you're on!
Tristan: I am not fighting a girl.
Karen: Wrestling is not fighting! Now get in the ring with me!
Tristan: When did we get a wrestling ring!
Louise: We can get anything in the Box of Insanity!
Isabella: Place your bets here!
Doof: My money's on the tiny one.
Ferb: Ditto.
Suzy: GO TRISTAN! RIP HER HEAD OFF! D
Jeremy: Huh?
Suzy: Uh…unicorns! :D
Mathieu: In this corner, weighing in at skinny and muscular, it's Pretty Boy Tristan!
Tristan: Hey, that's so gay!
Mathieu: And? Anyway, in this corner, weighing in at a weight she won't reveal to me, it's the furious, the violent, the terrifying; KAREN!
Louise: You know, this should be interesting. These two are enemies.
Doof: Ah, nemesis fight.
Matt: FIGHT!
(DING DING!)
*Eight seconds later*
Mathieu: That was the most disturbing display I've ever seen. But…KAREN WINS!
Tristan: All she did was tie my sweatshirt hood around my eyes and pull my pants down!
Louise: Yeah, that was pretty disturbing from my standpoint.
Mathieu: Join us next week for even more insanity!
Louise: Actually, it might be tomorrow.
Mathieu: Yeah, it probably will. BYE!
Everyone: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
See? I told you. -Tristan
:D