It is been long time, and we deeply apologize. And even now, I am being rushed :P But we just got out of school last week and now can start writing this story again! (As we all do together. My independent stories will take longer...) But if it pleases you enjoy! Thank you for patience! ~Louise
Chapter Seven!
Louise: We're back with another episode!
Karen: Today's dares are very random. We'll start off with some from Drama Sapphire!
Ask Buford if he is afraid of Isabella. Oh and ask Buford about if he has a crush.
Ask Baljeet if he is nervous around a girl.
Are you really clueless Phineas?
Which guy do you hate the most Isabella? Oh and I dare you to give Phineas a surprising kiss on his cheek!
I dare Candace to dance with Jeremy while play "Moonlight Sonata from Beethoven" because I can play a piano for real! ^-^
Karen: I figured it'd be best to get the ones dealing with relationships out of the way.
Louise: Good figure. You know, it's tough directing a show like this.
Mathieu: Quite true. Now, tell us, Buford, are you afraid of Isabella?
Buford: HA! Me! Afraid of little Isabella? No way! I mean, she's kinda tough, but I'm not afraid of her.
Karen: What about me?
Buford: …Yeah, you I'm scared of.
Karen: YAY! (Does a ballerina dance for awhile)
Mathieu: Um…do you have a crush on someone?
Buford: I'm gonna crush you in a second.
Mathieu: (Gulp!) Uh, Karen! (Hides behind her)
Karen: C'mon, Bully Boy, give us an answer.
Buford: (Sigh) Yeah, I gotta crush. But I ain't gonna tell you who it is, cuz you didn't ask!
Karen: Note to reader: ASK! Hahaha! (Twirls around again)
Buford: Like that'll happen.
Louise: Hey, Baljeet, are you nervous around a girl?
Baljeet: Does that mean…are you asking me my crush too!
Louise: Mmm…sure! Who is it?
Baljeet: (Shakes his head)
Tristan: They're totally gay for each other.
Baljeet and Buford: (Blush) !
Karen: (Smacks Tristan really hard) SHUT! UP!
Louise: TRISTA- I mean…you okay?
Tristan: (Mopes away)
Baljeet: Uh, uh, it's Ginger! Ginger is my crush!
Ginger: REALLY! (Swoons)
Baljeet: Y-yeah.
Karen: Anyway, moving on. Phineas, are you clueless?
Phineas: Clueless about what?
Mathieu: (Smacks his own forehead)
Karen: That would be a yes…
Louise: Oh please, we all know which guy Isabella can't stand.
Everyone: Buford!
Phineas: Even I knew that!
Isabella: LOL! (Kisses Phineas on his cheek)
Phineas and Isabella: (Smile)
Karen: Seriously, does Phineas even HAVE a cheek?
Louise: I'm ignoring your comment. You know why?
Others: Why?
Louise: Because we have a special guest here to play a song; Drama Sapphire!
Drama Sapphire: (Sits at piano and begins to play Moonlight Sonata by Beethoven)
Louise: (Pushes Jeremy into a spotlight)
Karen: (Pushes Candace into the spotlight too)
Karen: Dance! 3
Jeremy: (Stretches out his palm)
Candace: (Takes it. She wraps her arms around his neck)
Jeremy: (He places his hands on either side of her hips)
Both: (Dance to the music)
Louise: I would've preferred something from Enchanted.
Mathieu: You prefer everything to be from Enchanted.
Louise: Hello? Doctor Mc Dreamy?
Mathieu: Oh Jesus, you've got me there…
Karen: What do you think Louise and Mat are talking about?
Tristan: Probably something gay.
Karen: Yeah…you're right…
Mathieu: Hey, here's an idea!
Louise: What?
Mathieu: (Pushes Louise into the middle of the floor)
Karen: Ooh! (Pushes Tristan into the middle of the floor)
Louise: …
Tristan: …This is really-
Louise: Gay?
Tristan: Non. (Holds Louise for a moment) …Okay, I'm done. (Walks away)
Louise: What the hell! (Looks in back pocket) YOU TOOK MY BAG OF GUMMY BEARS! YOU DIIIIIEEEE!
Jeremy: They sure know how to ruin something romantic, huh?
Candace: Oh Jeremy…!
(LATER!)
Louise: Karen, my friend, I have done something naughty…
Karen: Ooh! Was it with Tristan?
Louise: Wha…what? I was talking about losing track of what dares were next.
Karen: Oh. That's completely different. But seriously, keeping up with these things are tough.
Drama sapphire
1. I dare Perry to trap Dr. Doofensmirtz to a rocket and blast him off to space!
2. How many animal agents does Major Monogram have?
3. I dare Carl to battle Major Monogram in a video game.
4. I dare Vanessa to give Ferb a hug. I also dare her to wear light color clothes!
Major Monogram: Video games? I can't play video games. Not unless they're old arcade-style-
Louise: HALO!
Carl: Heh heh It's a good thing I'm a high school geek who plays Halo over Xbox Live!
Major Monogram: (Gets beaten easily)
Tristan: Expected. Hey, Major Mustache, how many animals do you have in your little zoo of spies?
MM: That's classified.
Doof: 28. One for each letter of the alphabet, and there's three for the letter 'G'.
Perry: (growls and traps Dr. Doofenshmirtz on a rocket)
Doof: AHHH! (Rocket explodes and flies off)
Tristan: What kind of animal begins with X?
MM: Agent Xoloitzcuintli.
Tristan: ….
Carl: It's a dog.
Louise: Alright, moving on…Vanessa has to wear light colored clothes.
Vanessa: (Comes out in a frilly white blouse and skirt with flower patterns and white stockings)
Tristan: AH! It burns my eyes! YOU LOOK LIKE KAREN! (Dies)
Karen: …CUUUUUUUTTTTEEEE! (squees over Vanessa's clothes)
Vanessa: Someone kill me.
Tristan: Someone revive me!
Louise: While I revive Tristan, please hear this message from our sponsors!
(Isabella runs randomly with her hands in the air)
Louise: And we're back! Time for an incredibly hard mathematics test! Baljeet-
WHAT IS NINE DIVIDED BY ZERO!
Baljeet: ZERO! But you cannot divide by zero!
Louise: HA! You fail!
Baljeet: FAIL! (dies)
Louise: Everyone knows that when you have nine and divide by zero, the answer is CHAOS!
Tristan: No, chaos is what you get when you put the four of us in this box with these people.
Karen: Shut up, Pretty Boy! It's time for the next dare!
Beb100000: (Gives Doof a hug)
Others: Awwww!
Doof: What the- who are these random people!
Louise: Oh, you didn't think WE made up all these dares, did you? By the way, Beb, thanks for clearing up that British thing for Karen.
Karen: Oh yes, it was bothering me. But when I saw Ferb holding a Union Jack, we looked up the English version and realized his father has an accent.
Louise: We didn't bother waiting for Ferb to talk in any of the Youtube videos. Would've taken too long.
Doof: WHOEVER IS CONTROLLING MY LIFE, JUST STOP! (Pushes his face against the camera) DO YOU HEAR ME! I-
Louise: That's all for today! Bye!
Question: Who's your favourite character from Phineas and Ferb? (Vanessa, Candace, Perry the Platypus, or Baljeet?) And who is your favourite one of us? (Tristan, Louise, Karen, or Mathieu?) ~Mathieu
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