If you haven't already heard...Tristan has been severly hurt and I got really scared but he should be home within a couple of weeks :-) Wish him the best! ~Louise
Louise: Hello everyone!
Phineas: Louise! You missed a truth from SilverArrow13!
Ask Buford who his crush is
Buford: …Did you really have to stop being clueless, nerd?
Phineas: I never give up on a dare!
Buford: I ain't telling.
Louise: I didn't ask you to paint anything.
Karen: Ignore Idiot Girl, you have to tell us!
Isabella: Yeah!
Buford: Fine…it's Baljeet.
Louise: I knew it!
Tristan: Gay! *waits to be punched*
Louise: According to this dare:
I dare Tristan to whenever he says 'gay', he has to punch himself
TaichiWind wants to give Karen a break.
Tristan: ...MERDE! *punches himself*
Louise: Wow…ironic how he punches himself in this story and now he's in the hospital for real…
*cries*
Mat: L-Louise…it's okay...
Karen: *rolls her eyes*
Isabella: TaichiWind also said:
I dare Carl to do the 'Dr. Coconut' thingy AND PUBLIC!
I dare whoever the director is to put Irving in
I ask Ferb why is he so quiet
And I dare Johnny and Ferb to fist-fight for Vanessa
Mat: Hey, announcing that stuff is my job!
Louise: And directing this is my job! IRVING!
Irving: Um…hi. Where am I? OMG PHINEAS! AND FERB!
Louise: Yeah, you can um, go hang out with them until someone gives you a dare.
Irving: *squuuuueeee!*
Carl: Wait, wait, wait, how do you know about Dr. Coconut!
Louise: We know a lot of things.
Karen: Today, Carl will be performing in front of one of my favourite cafés right by the Eiffel Tower! They have lovely berries here in their salads-,
Louise: Just get on with the dare!
Carl: *sigh* (Dances to radio dressed in coconut bra and Dr uniform) Dr Coconut…Look out…Here he comes…Dr Coconut…look out…here he comes…
French people: (stop and stare and take pictures) Americans…crazy people…
Tourists: (stop and stare and take pictures) Omg a French street performer!
Karen: Back to you, Louise!
Louise: Why are you so quiet, Ferb?
Ferb: …*blink*
Louise: Fascinating!
Ferb: *goes back to building*
Mat: What are you making?
Phineas: It's a surprise!
Mat: …Okay then. Ferb and Johnny have to fist fight now!
Ferb: *eyes grow wide*
Johnny: I already won Vanessa, why should I fight for her?
Ferb: I don't fight.
Johnny: *punches Ferb*
Karen: WHAT!
Louise: Wait, you can't punch Ferb! He's too…loveable!
Karen: *takes care of Ferb even though he is fine*
Vanessa: That was really badass.
Johnny: Thanks.
Vanessa: Don't do it again.
Johnny: Whatever.
Isabella:
I almost forget! I dare Karen to kiss Matt!
That was written at the bottom. *wicked grin*
Mat and Karen: *eyes grow huge*
Mat: Wait, he can't do that! Can he?
Karen: No! No, no, no, a THOUSAND times NO!
Mat: TaichiWind, do you understand the concept of sexuality? I don't like Karen for a reason!
Karen: I'd rather kiss Tristan!
Louise: You're just saying that because he's not here.
Karen: It's not my fault.
Louise: I bet it really is…but no matter, you HAVE to do the dare!
Mat: Louise, I don't want to kiss her! Can't I kiss Shia LaBeouf or someone! Or maybe…Ferb!
Ferb: …*runs away*
Louise: Let me kiss Ferb!
Ferb: *screams*
Louise: It's just a kiss. Do it!
Mat: This doesn't mean anything. AT ALL.
Karen: *kisses Mat*
Mat: *dies*
Karen: There, happy? He's the worst kisser in the history of EVER!
Louise: I am happy. This picture will certainly cheer Tristan up at the hospital!
Karen: …You imbécile! I'll kill you!
Louise: Too late, I sent it!
*At The Hospital!*
Tristan: …New message from Louise? (Opens phone)
…Mat! Karen? B-b-b-b-but-Mat is gay!
…Merde…*punches himself*
:D