A/N: HI! Wait! Before you skip this author's note to read the actual story, let me just tell you something: There is no story.

BUT WAIT! Don't leave yet! What? You wanna know why?

Well, since I don't really have anything to bribe you with... Fine, I'll tell you the truth. Jeez, readers are so pushy. Wait, I didn't mean that!

Okay, I know that I've left this story incomplete for a while, but I actually meant to finish it! But I don't know how... and this is a pretty good ending already, so I'm not going to finish it... Yeah... You can stop reading now.

Here's the agenda for this chapter:

1) Thank you's

2) List of randomeness

3) CHALLENGES!


EXTREMELY BIG THANKS TO:

Codiak

CatchingWind

Frostphantom

Dragonrose

Lord Shokku Raijuu

Upsilon Four

Xeiden

Bluemew22

EmberMclain13

Raining Skittles

Echostar of Nightclan

Spinelli Phantom

joy2theworlddannyphantom

MystikChiwii

JuneLuxray2

Blueyay

mamsmelk

crazy-ghost-girl

fawnlovesyou

Turkeyhead987

frasek06

Garnet Sky

MillionDollarNinja

2lazy2login

TheNerds

Spectral Ninja

Robin Grimm-Goodfellow

book phan44

Trinity Fenton-Phantom

WhatNooooI'mNotACONTRACTOR

kewliobeans

Tay1019411

Nobody426

TheBlueVampireQueenOfAbiland

Jazzy Girl

kataanglover

Thanks again!


List of Randomness:

1. I despise you, toast.

2. No, Vlad, don't eat that frootloop, its called cannibalism.

3. What rhymes with apples? Not orange, but banapples.

4. That lamp tastes like redvines… and size 10 boots.

5. Mustaches screw on the other way.

6. Skittles are the path to enlightenment, but lollipops make the world go round.

7. Not even if... Chuck Norris got a pet platypus.

8. Pineapples.

9. It's happening! Porcupines hate bowls of chili.

10. Your laundry had too many… carrots.

11. Yes, I'm a natural pencil.

12. Ninjas don't have bus passes.

13. Porcupines.

14. That rubber ducky isn't mine.

15. Lava lamps are pickleberries… pickleberry fishsticks.

16. Icebreakers having mood swings.

17. You smell like curly fries.

18. That monkey stole my trash can.

19. Dinosaurs.

You know what? I can make a challenge out of this.


CHALLENGE: Use one or more of these phrases to make a DP fic.

Nothing gross, wrong, or disturbing, please!

And keep it to a T rating or less.

And make it funny!

And.. okay, that's all the rules I have.

READY, SET, WRITE! (WTH, thats so cheesy :P)


...bye.