Louise: We're back with another episode!
Karen: Today's dares are very random. We'll start off with some from Drama sapphire!
Ask Buford if he is afraid of Isabella. Oh and ask Buford about if he has a crush.
Ask Baljeet if he is nervous around a girl.
Are you really clueless Phineas?
Which guy do you hate the most Isabella? Oh and I dare you to give Phineas a surprising kiss on his cheek!
I dare Candace to dance with Jeremy while play "Moonlight Sonata from Beethoven" because I can play a piano for real! ^-^
Karen: I figured it'd be best to get the ones dealing with relationships out of the way.
Louise: Good figure. You know, it's tough directing a show like this.
Mathieu: Quite true. Now, tell us, Buford, are you afraid of Isabella?
Buford: HA! Me! Afraid of little Isabella? No way! I mean, she's kinda tough, but I'm not afraid of her.
Karen: What about me?
Buford: …Yeah, you I'm scared of.
Karen: YAY! (Does a ballerina dance for awhile)
Mathieu: Um…do you have a crush on someone?
Buford: I'm gonna crush you in a second.
Mathieu: (Gulp!) Uh, Karen! (Hides behind her)
Karen: C'mon, Bully Boy, give us an answer.
Buford: (Sigh) Yeah, I gotta crush. But I ain't gonna tell you who it is, cuz you didn't ask!
Karen: Note to reader: ASK! Hahaha! (Twirls around again)
Buford: Like that'll happen.
Louise: Hey, Baljeet, are you nervous around a girl?
Baljeet: Does that mean…are you asking me my crush too!
Louise: Mmm…sure! Who is it?
Baljeet: (Shakes his head)
Tristan: They're totally gay for each other.
Baljeet and Buford: (Blush) !
Karen: (Smacks Tristan really hard) SHUT! UP!
Louise: TRISTA- I mean…you okay?
Tristan: (Mopes away)
Baljeet: Uh, uh, it's Ginger! Ginger is my crush!
Ginger: REALLY! (Swoons)
Baljeet: Y-yeah.
Karen: Anyway, moving on. Phineas, are you clueless?
Phineas: Clueless about what?
Mathieu: (Smacks his own forehead)
Karen: That would be a yes…
Louise: Oh please, we all know which guy Isabella can't stand.
Everyone: Buford!
Phineas: Even I knew that!
Isabella: LOL! (Kisses Phineas on his cheek)
Phineas and Isabella: (Smile)
Karen: Seriously, does Phineas even HAVE a cheek?
Louise: I'm ignoring your comment. You know why?
Others: Why?
Louise: Because we have a special guest here to play a song; Drama Sapphire!
Drama Sapphire: (Sits at piano and begins to play Moonlight Sonata by Beethoven)
Louise: (Pushes Jeremy into a spotlight)
Karen: (Pushes Candace into the spotlight too)
Karen: Dance! 3
Jeremy: (Stretches out his palm)
Candace: (Takes it. She wraps her arms around his neck)
Jeremy: (He places his hands on either side of her hips)
Both: (Dance to the music)
Louise: I would've preferred something from Enchanted.
Mathieu: You prefer everything to be from Enchanted.
Louise: Hello? Doctor Mc Dreamy?
Mathieu: Oh Jesus, you've got me there…
Karen: What do you think Louise and Mat are talking about?
Tristan: Probably something gay.
Karen: Yeah…you're right…
Mathieu: Hey, here's an idea!
Louise: What?
Mathieu: (Pushes Louise into the middle of the floor)
Karen: Ooh! (Pushes Tristan into the middle of the floor)
Louise: …
Tristan: …This is really-
Louise: Gay?
Tristan: Non. (Holds Louise for a moment) …Okay, I'm done. (Walks away)
Louise: What the hell! (Looks in back pocket) YOU TOOK MY BAG OF GUMMY BEARS! YOU DIIIIIEEEE!
Jeremy: They sure know how to ruin something romantic, huh?
Candace: Oh Jeremy…!
(LATER!)
Louise: Karen, my friend, I have done something naughty…
Karen: Ooh! Was it with Tristan?
Louise: Wha…what? I was talking about losing track of what dares were next.
Karen: Oh. That's completely different. But seriously, keeping up with these things are tough.
Drama sapphire
1. I dare Perry to trap Dr. Doofensmirtz to a rocket and blast him off to space!
2. How many animal agents does Major Monogram have?
3. I dare Carl to battle Major Monogram in a video game.
4. I dare Vanessa to give Ferb a hug. I also dare her to wear light color clothes!
Major Monogram: Video games? I can't play video games. Not unless they're old arcade-style-
Louise: HALO!
Carl: Heh heh It's a good thing I'm a high school geek who plays Halo over Xbox Live!
Major Monogram: (Gets beaten easily)
Tristan: Expected. Hey, Major Mustache, how many animals do you have in your little zoo of spies?
MM: That's classified.
Doof: 28. One for each letter of the alphabet, and there's three for the letter 'G'.
Perry: (growls and traps Dr. Doofenshmirtz on a rocket)
Doof: AHHH! (Rocket explodes and flies off)
Tristan: What kind of animal begins with X?
MM: Agent Xoloitzcuintli.
Tristan: ….
Carl: It's a dog.
Louise: Alright, moving on…Vanessa has to wear light colored clothes.
Vanessa: (Comes out in a frilly white blouse and skirt with flower patterns and white stockings)
Tristan: AH! It burns my eyes! YOU LOOK LIKE KAREN! (Dies)
Karen: …CUUUUUUUTTTTEEEE! (squees over Vanessa's clothes)
Vanessa: Someone kill me.
Tristan: Someone revive me!
Louise: While I revive Tristan, please hear this message from our sponsors!
(Isabella runs randomly with her hands in the air)
Louise: And we're back! Time for an incredibly hard mathematics test! Baljeet-
WHAT IS NINE DIVIDED BY ZERO!
Baljeet: ZERO! But you cannot divide by zero!
Louise: HA! You fail!
Baljeet: FAIL! (dies)
Louise: Everyone knows that when you have nine and divide by zero, the answer is CHAOS!
Tristan: No, chaos is what you get when you put the four of us in this box with these people.
Karen: Shut up, Pretty Boy! It's time for the next dare!
Beb100000: (Gives Doof a hug)
Others: Awwww!
Doof: What the- who are these random people!
Louise: Oh, you didn't think WE made up all these dares, did you? By the way, Beb, thanks for clearing up that British thing for Karen.
Karen: Oh yes, it was bothering me. But when I saw Ferb holding a Union Jack, we looked up the English version and realized his father has an accent.
Louise: We didn't bother waiting for Ferb to talk in any of the Youtube videos. Would've taken too long.
Doof: WHOEVER IS CONTROLLING MY LIFE, JUST STOP! (Pushes his face against the camera) DO YOU HEAR ME! I-
Louise: That's all for today! Bye!
Chapter Next:
Mathieu:
mizzgirlygirl0
hey it's me again...anyways i dare karen to pick a boy and sing any high school musical songs...enjoy MHAAWWW!
Mathieu: OOOOOOH! Choose me! We can be a PERFECT Sharpay and Ryan! What with your evil, snarky, girly attitude and my love of hats and fashion and me-
Louise: A Phineas and Ferb boy! Not you!
Mathieu: Awwww.
Karen: I choose Ferb! He's so adorable!
Louise: And which of these ear-wormy, culture destroying songs shall you torture us with?
Karen: My favorite! Fabulous! It's all about moi! (points to herself and snaps for an iced tea)
Mathieu: That's MY song! (cries)
Ferb: Oh Heavens no, I'm NOT singing THAT!
Louise: Aw, you messed the fun!
Tristan: Yeah. Shame we had to miss out on all the gay.
Karen: (Punches Tristan and knocks him out)
Louise: OH MY GOD!
Mathieu: While Louise aids Tristan with his new head trauma, here's the dares.
runegod2.0
Doof not get hurt in a chapter.
Isabella not say What'cha doin' for a chapter.
Doof make a water-buckets-on-people's-head's intor.
Doof: I. LOVE. YOU.
Tristan: (slowly wakes up) G-g-gay…
Karen: (Punches and knocks him out again)
Isabella: Have…have I even said that in this story?
Phineas: No. No you haven't.
Ferb: Strange.
Buford: Can I say it?
Isabella: NO! What's the next dare?
Doof: Hey, little girl, why don't you walk under that door over there?
Isabella: No way, you pervert!
Doof: I'm no pervert! VANESSA! Am I a pervert!
Vanessa: You're in love with an ambiguously-gendered platypus. That's pretty perverted.
Doof: …Yeah, I guess you're right. Hey, Perry the Platypus, walk under that door over there!
Perry: (goes through the door. A bucket of water splashes on his head)
Doof: BWAHAHA! That's my Evil Water-Buckets-On-People's-Heads-Inator!
Perry: … (Is not amused)
Louise: Perry, you cannot harm the Doctor today. It's in the rules.
Tristan: Since when are there rules here?
Karen: On this sheet of paper!
Rules:
Phineas may not construct any robots
Ferb may not sleep past noon
Candace may not have a hairdryer. EVER.
Tristan may not be left alone with Vanessa Doofenshmirtz
Baljeet may not win. At all.
Buford may not speak with an accent.
Karen may not have a flamethrower under any circumstances.
Louise can do whatever the hell she likes
Anyone submitting a dare must not be over 112 years old and know that whatever they say may and probably will be repeated within the story as well as questioned by the writers who may or may not deem the dare or truth question appropriate or relevant to any of the characters, props, or writers of the story in which case they will be tossed aside. However, some dares are eliminated without notification because the writers are lazy and or too bored to do them.
Tristan: …That last one doesn't even make sense.
Mathieu: Isn't that the point?
Karen: I still dislike number eight…
Buford: Why can't I speak in an accent?
Baljeet: Why must I always lose!
Louise: Look, I didn't make the rules.
Others: YES YOU DID!
Louise: NEXT DARES!
Random9747649:
.awesome x3
1. Isabella has to put on a Hannah Montana wig and sing and dance to "Nobodys Perfect"
2. Ferb has to put on Isabella's clothes and skip gayly with a blonde wig on to the White House so that he/she can sell Girl Scout cookies to Obama D while Phineas video tapes this and puts it on Youtube
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA RITE MORE PLZ!
Louise: Why, thank you very much for the compliment! :D
Isabella: I love Hannah Montana! (Puts on a HM wig) Hit it, girls!
Fire Side Girl Scouts and Isabella: (sing and dance)
Sometimes I'm in a jam
Just have to make a plan
It could be insane
I do it anyway
No way to know for sure
I'll figure out a cure
Patching over the holes
But then it overflows
If I'm not doin' too well
Why be so hard on myself?
Nobody's perfect!
I have to work it!
On several occasions to get it right
Nobody's perfect!
You live and you learn it!
And if I mess it up sometimes...
Nobody's perfect
Phineas: Look, I don't listen to Hannah Montana or anything, but that translation is definitely off…
Louise: What do you want from me Triangle Head?
Phineas: That's it! I know what were going to do on this show! Ferb, help me out!
Isabella: Whatcha' doin'?
Phineas: Come on, Isabella, help us out!
Karen: Wait, wait, wait! Ferbby has to do the dare!
Tristan and Baljeet: …'Ferbby'?
Louise: SQUEE! Ferb take Isabella's clothes off!
Ferb: (blushes)
Louise: Dooooo iiiiiit!
Tristan: You are so strange!
Louise: (Flips him the bird)
Karen: Here, Ferbaliscious, we have an extra set of Isabella's dress.
Ferb: (sigh) President Barack Obama's favorite cookies are from Iowa. (puts on the clothes a curly-haired wig and skips to the White House with a basket of chocolate-chip cookies).
Obama: Cookies? For me? Thanks little citizen girl.
Ferb: …I am not a citizen, nor am I a girl. (Runs away, embarrassed)
Obama: Hey, security guy, throw these away. I think they may have poison in them.
Security Guy: Because he or she was not a citizen, sir?
Obama: No. It's because of this note:
Dear Obama,
Your country sucks. Happy Fourth of July!
(Picture of Tristan holding a French Flag)
Security Guy: Excellent observation skills, sir.
Louise: Did you really have to put that in there? You're so immature.
Tristan: You're one to talk. I saw you playing with your Woody and Jessie toys the other day.
Louise: I'm thirteen, get over it.
Candace: You still play with dolls? You're a teenager! (laughs)
Louise: You still have no boobs? You're a teenager! (laughs)
Candace: (stops laughing)
Mathieu: Um…NEXT DARE!
Artemis Fowl the mastermind
dare phineas to admit that he likes vanessa, for karen to beat the crap out of Dr. d, and for ferb to go around singing the barney theme song.
Phineas: …I don't like Vanessa!
Louise: …Just say it, I guess.
Phineas: Vanessa…I like you?
Louise: …Alright then. Karen, this dare doesn't work either.
Karen: You mean…I can't beat him up?
Louise: You'll have to wait until the episode is over. He has a "get out of pain" card.
Karen: Merde!
Louise: Go ahead, Ferb.
Ferb: I hate these dares .
Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination
And when he's tall he's what we call a dinosaur sensation
Barney's friends are big and small
They come from lots of places
After school they meet to play
And sing with happy faces
Barney shows us lots of things
Like how to play pretend
ABC's, and 123's
And how to be a friend
Barney comes to play with us
Whenever we may need him
Barney can be your friend too
If you just make-believe him!
Louise: That always scared me.
Others: Agreed.
Doof: Perhaps I can use it to overtake the world…Hmm…
Karen: I'm too angry at you to help with that!
Louise: Well, Michael wants you to have Round 2 with Tristan.
Karen: Thank you Michael! If you were French, I'd kiss you! But…I have no idea who you are.
Mathieu: Ding ding! Fight two!
Tristan: Now wait just a minute, I am NOT doing this again!
Karen: (Tackles Tristan and forces him to the floor)
Karen: Say that you like Mat!
Tristan: NEVER!
Karen: SAY IT!
Tristan: NO! I like Caitlyn!
Mathieu: Aww, you do!
Louise: YOU DO! (angry face)
Karen: …Angry?
Louise: …
Tristan: HA! (grabs Karen's arms and pushes her to the floor)
Mat: …three, two, one, PRETTY BOY WINS!
Tristan: HA!
Louise: …We'll be right back after these messages…
Louise: We're back! Remember when we asked you to send in who your favorite characters are?
Tristan: You act as though the viewers are stupid, Louise.
Louise: I am a game show host, they always ask stupid questions. But anyway, we'll be looking at those soon because we have something special planned!
Karen: No we don't.
Louise: Will you just shut up!
Mathieu: Here's the next set of dares!
Drama sapphire
Well my favorite characters are most likely everybody else except for Tristan since he always say the word "Gay"...*sigh* -_-
Anyway here's more!
1. Ask Tristan if he is actually gay.
2. I dare Dr. Doofensmirtz to admit that he is so stupid & a big dumb idiot!
3. I dare Phineas to stop being so clueless for the whole Summer!
4. I dare Isabella to drink a cup of Lemonade with Phineas together with two straws! Do a love scene together too!
Louise: I agree, Drama Sapphire. But we're only being realistic to how we act in real life.
Mathieu: Scary, isn't it?
Tristan: LOOK. First of all, gay isn't a bad word. And let me set the record straight. I. Am. Not. Gay!
Karen: (Punches Tristan in the face twice)
Tristan: Oww!
Louise: (Annoyed) Yeah. We hear you like Caitlyn…
Jeremy: Doofenshmirtz, do the next dare to make them shut up.
Doofenshmirtz: I think this counts as "hurt" since it hurts my feelings.
Louise: …He has a point there. Curse you Doofenshmirtz for ruining other people's good dares! Phineas, stop being clueless!
Phineas: Clueless? If I am clueless, how will I know if I am not when I didn't think I was before I knew now what I now know?
Others: … O_O?
Isabella: Phineas~! Come share a lemonade with me!
Phineas: Okay~!
(The two share a lemonade outside a small French café in Paris and share a pâtisserie)
Others: Aww!
(Phineas and Isabella spend the rest of the day holding hands)
Phineas: (Trips)
Isabella: (Trips with him on account of the holding hands thing)
Isabella: Ow! Phineas, I can't believe you tripped me!
Phineas: I didn't do it on purpose! It's your fault!
Isabella: Shut up, Phineas! I hate you now!
Phineas: Fine! I hate you too!
Phineas and Ferb Cast: WHAT!1?1!1!/?/1/1/!/!
Louise: Well, that was part of the next set of dares.
Isabella: Yeah, I don't hate Phineas.
Phineas: PHINEASandtheFERBTONES dared us to fight!
Mathieu: Also, they dared:
Doofenshmirtz be nice to Perry for a chapter
Bobbi Fabulous give everyone makeovers (mainly the hair)
Doof: Be nice to Perry? BAH!
….
Doof: Fine! (picks up Perry and snuggles him) But no one better take any pictures!
Perry: (chatter)
Bobbi: I am fabulous!
Mathieu: Nous sont fabuleux!
Bobbi: (laughs) Oui oui! (Gives everyone his hairstyle)
Phineas: This isn't the first time!
Candace: GAH! I have the same hairstyle as my MOM! DX
Jeremy: Ihave the same hairstyle as your mom…
Stacy: This is so strange.
Doof: I kind of like it! It suits you, Perry the Platypus.
Perry: (chatter)
Mathieu: …MY HAIR! What have you done, Monsieur Fabuleux!
Bobbi: You look like me now! It's amazing!
Mathieu: No! My beautiful blonde and bleu hair! It is ruined! DX
Bobbi: You have no taste, Mathieu. And I am off! Ta-ta!
SilverArrow13
Dare: I dare... Doof to... dance to the hokey Pokey while... Vanessa sings!
Vanessa: …Really? Seriously?
Doof: You put your left foot in!
Vanessa: *sigh*
You put your left foot in you take your left foot out. You put your left foot in and you shake it all about. You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about!
Vanessa: That's all I'm doing.
Doof: Aw, come on Vanessa! Do the Hokey Pokey with me!
Vanessa: Dad! You're so embarrassing!
Louise: This has been a very long episode.
Tristan: Yep.
Louise: Tune in next time for more exciting dares! Bye~!
Next Episode:
Louise: Hello everyone!
Phineas: Louise! You missed a truth from SilverArrow13!
Ask Buford who his crush is
Buford: …Did you really have to stop being clueless, nerd?
Phineas: I never give up on a dare!
Buford: I ain't telling.
Louise: I didn't ask you to paint anything.
Karen: Ignore Idiot Girl, you have to tell us!
Isabella: Yeah!
Buford: Fine…it's Baljeet.
Louise: I knew it!
Tristan: Gay! *waits to be punched*
Louise: According to this dare:
I dare Tristan to whenever he says 'gay', he has to punch himself
TaichiWind wants to give Karen a break.
Tristan: ...MERDE! *punches himself*
Louise: Wow…ironic how he punches himself in this story and now he's in the hospital for real…
*cries*
Mat: L-Louise…it's okay...
Karen: *rolls her eyes*
Isabella: TaichiWind also said:
I dare Carl to do the 'Dr. Coconut' thingy AND PUBLIC!
I dare whoever the director is to put Irving in
I ask Ferb why is he so quiet
And I dare Johnny and Ferb to fist-fight for Vanessa
Mat: Hey, announcing that stuff is my job!
Louise: And directing this is my job! IRVING!
Irving: Um…hi. Where am I? OMG PHINEAS! AND FERB!
Louise: Yeah, you can um, go hang out with them until someone gives you a dare.
Irving: *squuuuueeee!*
Carl: Wait, wait, wait, how do you know about Dr. Coconut!
Louise: We know a lot of things.
Karen: Today, Carl will be performing in front of one of my favourite cafés right by the Eiffel Tower! They have lovely berries here in their salads-,
Louise: Just get on with the dare!
Carl: *sigh* (Dances to radio dressed in coconut bra and Dr uniform) Dr Coconut…Look out…Here he comes…Dr Coconut…look out…here he comes…
French people: (stop and stare and take pictures) Americans…crazy people…
Tourists: (stop and stare and take pictures) Omg a French street performer!
Karen: Back to you, Louise!
Louise: Why are you so quiet, Ferb?
Ferb: …*blink*
Louise: Fascinating!
Ferb: *goes back to building*
Mat: What are you making?
Phineas: It's a surprise!
Mat: …Okay then. Ferb and Johnny have to fist fight now!
Ferb: *eyes grow wide*
Johnny: I already won Vanessa, why should I fight for her?
Ferb: I don't fight.
Johnny: *punches Ferb*
Karen: WHAT!
Louise: Wait, you can't punch Ferb! He's too…loveable!
Karen: *takes care of Ferb even though he is fine*
Vanessa: That was really badass.
Johnny: Thanks.
Vanessa: Don't do it again.
Johnny: Whatever.
Isabella:
I almost forget! I dare Karen to kiss Matt!
That was written at the bottom. *wicked grin*
Mat and Karen: *eyes grow huge*
Mat: Wait, he can't do that! Can he?
Karen: No! No, no, no, a THOUSAND times NO!
Mat: TaichiWind, do you understand the concept of sexuality?
Karen: I'd rather kiss Tristan!
Louise: You're just saying that because he's not here.
Karen: It's not my fault.
Louise: I bet it really is…but no matter, you HAVE to do the dare!
Mat: Louise, I don't want to kiss her! Can't I kiss Shia LaBeouf or someone! Or maybe…Ferb!
Ferb: …*runs away*
Louise: Let me kiss Ferb!
Ferb: *screams*
Louise: It's just a kiss. Do it!
Mat: This doesn't mean anything. AT ALL.
Karen: *kisses Mat*
Mat: *dies*
Karen: There, happy? He's the worst kisser in the history of EVER!
Louise: I am happy. This picture will certainly cheer Tristan up at the hospital!
Karen: …You imbécile! I'll kill you!
Louise: Too late, I sent it!
*At The Hospital!*
Tristan: …New message from Louise? (Opens phone)
…Mat! Karen! B-b-b-b-but-Mat is gay!
…Merde…*punches himself*
Louise: Hello! Let me start off today's episode with: I'M GOING TO AMERICA! *screams*
Phineas: Wow. She is really excited.
Karen: You don't even know.
Louise: *screams and dies*
Tristan: ….I'm back. Does anyone care?
Ferb: Not really.
Karen: Who should care about you, Pretty Boy? But anyway, it is true we are all going to America. In two weeks, we're leaving to go to the East Coast.
Caitlyn: It's kinda all my doing. Louise wanted to go so bad….
Candace: Who the heck are you?
Caitlyn: Oh, I'm the new kid as of nine months ago.
Candace: You sound like Ferb.
Ferb: ….It's true.
Caitlyn: You know, I think I was mentioned before when someone said he likes me. *looks at Tristan*
Tristan: Wait,she'sreading this now! And WRITING in it!
Louise: I let her in.
Louise: *blushes*
Louise: Hey! Karen, I did NOT blush! Stop adding things! ….AMERICA!
Caitlyn: *giggles* Let's see the first dares!
MAKE EVERYONE SAY THAT JUSTIN "fag boy" IS GAY! Can't refuse it, I triple dog dare all of you, no loopholes like crossing your fingers or something. Do it.
Phineas: Who's Justin Fag Boy? What is a fag anyway?
Ferb: A pile of sticks.
Isabella: Wait you mean Justin Beiber! I LOVE HIM!
Louise: Geh. You would. But I refuse to say the f-a-word.
Phineas: Who is he!
Caitlyn: I hate him! He's a stupid, ugly, douche!
Louise: He's a shower? Is that some sort of put-down in England?
Isabella: Baby baby baby ooooh! I said baby baby baby ooh!
Lawrence (aka Dad): Actually, Louise, it has a different meaning…
Phineas: WHO IS HE!
Everyone: *silence*
Karen: Can we just say the phrase?
Everyone that isn't Isabella or Louise: Justin "fag boy" is gay!
Louise: Justinfag boyis gay.
Isabella: *pouts*
Everyone: Just say it!
Isabella: *sigh* Justin fag boy is gay. I have Phineas anyway.
Louise: Jesus, that was a long waste of time for one dare!
Everyone: Yeah…
…
Mat: Wait,ishe gay? Is he single?
Everyone: *Groan*
Louise: STAY TUNED! :D