Don't interrupt me, I'm updating! ~Louise

Louise: Hello everyone! We're back again!

Caitlyn: Here's the next dare!

I dare Everyone to watch a nigahiga video on Youtube AND ENJOY IT OR I'LL TAKE YOUR GUMMY BEARS. THEN YOU. Ok talk to you later.

Phineas: Hey, Ferb has shown me a couple of Nigahiga videos before.

Ferb: It's where I learned to be gangster. *takes out a juice pouch and sits in a car* Oh yeah. Drink and drive.

Irving: I'll go online and choose one! *pulls up Youtube and searches* Oh this is a good one!

Ryan:

Has this ever happened to you?

Guy who is not Ryan that actually is him: I hate music that sounds good!

Ryan: Well now-

Phineas: Don't waste the episode quoting him. Waste the episode with something else!

Louise: Good idea.

Simon Riley Is Ghost: NO WAY! IM TAKING YOUR GUMMY BEARS!

Louise: Fine! I got NEW candy from America! Reeses peanut butter…thingies!

Simon Riley Is Ghost: TAKE!

Louise: …I still have these cookies! The commercial says their America's favorite-

Simon Riley Is Ghost: TAKE!

Louise: …

Caitlyn: I-I can get you more, Louise, it's no big dea-

Louise: Simonrileyisghost now DIEEEEEEES! (runs after Simon as Simon stuffs Oreos in their mouth)

Automatic Robot Voice:

I dare Isabella to sing Lady Gaga's song "Eh eh (Nothing I can say). I also want to hurt her about

which guy does she wants to get married too when she grows up...Ferb, Baljeet, or Phineas?

I have a question for Candace. If Jeremy goes out with another girl, what would you do?

I have a question for Jeremy. If Candace goes out with another guy, what would you do?

I dare Doofensmirtz to be dressed up as a stupid funny clown and get hit by tons of water balloons and every kind of pies thrown at him by everyone! They can also take a funny picture of him too!

I dare Tristan to never say the word gay for the whole entire chapter!

Louise: *stops* We have an automatic system now? How can we afford that?

Tristan: Why don't you ask Ms. Richy McGay Girl with the loads of cash?

Louise: Hey, you're not supposed to say that today.

Tristan: What? Gay? What's the big deal about saying gay?

Mat: You just said it twice.

Tristan: So I can't say gay just because some chick behind her computer says so? What the hell?

Louise: Tristan, it is insulting to some people! So, from now on, you are NOT allowed to say it. EVER. *looks at Caitlyn* I'm sorry.

Caitlyn: …*sarcastic* Gee, thanks for being so sensitive, Louise.

Phineas: Hey, have you SEEN the dares and truths on your review page? When was the last time you guys even looked at that thing?

Karen: We don't really pay attention to reviews.

Louise: However, we're guessing there must be quite a bit- HOLY COW!

Caitlyn: Wow…

Karen: I'm out! Have your girlfriend help you. *Leaves*

Louise: Do you KNOW how long it'll take for me to figure out what these people are saying, type it in a document, make some witty remarks and jokes, have someone review it, translate it, and then upload it! It's going to take me FOREVER!

Tristan: You're so gay, you didn't even deny having girlfriend.

Louise: THERE'S NO TIME FOR THAT! I HAVE WAY TOO MUCH TO DO!

Tristan: You haven't been doing your homework, have you?

Louise: *sigh* No.

Phineas: Fear not, Louise! We've created this: The French to English 2000!

Karen: 2000 is so 11 years ago.

Phineas: I thought you left.

Karen: Stop being a triangle.

Phineas: Oo-kay… Anyway, this machine will automatically translate all your English reviews to French!

Louise: Really? Let's see it work.

Phineas: *feeds review to the machine*

French to English 2000: Ferb est impressionnant.

Phineas: Must be a dare for Ferb!

Mat: It failed at saying Ferb is awesome. It's like Google translated it!

Louise: *gets idea* What if I just put a bunch of random lewd sayings into a Google translator and sent them around the internet! Then no one would know what I was saying in English!

Mat: *smacks head*

Tristan: Hey, check out this picture I got of Doofenshmirtz dressed as a clown with pies and water balloons being thrown at him! *shows his phone to Mat*

Mat: W-when did you do that?

Tristan: Just now. *Points at clown Doof with pie and water dripping from him*

Mat: The dare said 'EVERYONE' you jerk! *throws a water balloon but Tristan ducks*

Doof: *gets hit with the balloon*

Automatic Voice: Dare complete.

*page break*

Louise: Candace, Jeremy, if one of you went out with someone who was not one of you and, how you say, cheated on the other, how would you respond and would you still 'like like' each other?

Jeremy: *blinks* …Was that English you just spoke?

Louise: *sigh* Forget it. What would happen if one of you dated someone else?

Candace: Wait, you were trying to copy that line in that movie with the guy-

Louise: Answer the question!

Candace: I would never date anyone besides Jeremy while I was still with him! But if he did… *glares*

Jeremy: Which I wouldn't! Candace is my one and only! *hugs her*

Candace: Good.

Louise: Yeah. Great. Isabella sing!

Isabella: I don't know this song.

Louise: Yeah me either. And I cannot understand the rest of the dare so….

Automatic Voice:

I want to ask Isabella and Phineas if they were telling the truth about saying they hate each other or were they just lying.

2. I want to ask Phineas if he was actually shy. I also dare him to make a unicorn for Isabella without Candace seeing him and starts busting him.

3. I dare Perry to become King Kong giant sized and fight Godzilla!

4. Ask Carl if he has a crush on any girl.

Phineas: Yeah! That was totally a joke! ^_^

Isabella: *glomps Phineas*

Phineas: *Gives Isabella a unicorn*

Isabella: OMG! *spazzes out*

Louise: *Is desperately trying to finish an entire book*

And then the platypus grew to enormous sizes. He climbed the Empire State building, holding a little Isabella. She screamed out of fear, and Perry ROARED ferociously. Out of nowhere, freaking GODZILLA stomped on some buildings and smacked Perry's head.

"PERREH, IMA EAT CHOO!" said Godzilla.

"..." said Perry.

Perry dropped Isabella, and she fell into Phineas's arms safely. Meanwhile, Godzilla and Perry fought and fought, until…

"Time for snacks!" Mom happily walked out of the kitchen holding a giant tray of cookies and everyone was friends now because that's the MAGIC OF COOKIES!

Louise: …Wow Phineas, that's a really nice short story.

Phineas: *smiles* Why thank you, Louise.

Louise: Say, Carl, do you have a crush on anyone?

Carl: Me? ….Well, Phineas's mom is pretty hot…

Louise: ALRIGHT! That's all the time we have for today, stay tuned!

(We are in the middle of fixing our chapters and updating. Please excuse the mess! :) ~Box of Insanity Crew)