A/N: Howdy! Chapter two of DYWM. Before people start pointing out the obvious, the song selected {who can guess what it is? ;) LOL} was originally sung by canon!Blaine and Rachel... but I changed that for my story. Blaine doesn't know Rachel. Well yet. I'm not making any promises. This story is coming together slowly, and I know it'll probably be just as bad as Cheater but who gives a monkeys banana? Klainers gone Klaine!
David was busy belting out 'Can't Be Tamed' after six rounds of various alcohols. He voted in his mind that this bar, by far, was the best they had been to. Even Blaine was having fun and normally he was a killjoy. Talking of Blaine… whom was he speaking to with that look on his face, with that look. David nudged Wes, who was surrounded by every type of girl a guy could ever wish for, and shot a look at Blaine and his new 'friend'. He put his microphone on the stand and hopped off the stage, sitting with Wes and all of Wes' new 'friends'.
"Whoa man… look how close their faces are." Wes exclaimed, putting down his drink and excusing himself from all of the girls. The girls still stood staring with awestruck expressions. Some toward Wes, some toward David - some even shooting past and hitting Blaine and Kurt.
"Let's go investigate!" David started walking, closely followed by Wes. It took them less than five steps to realise; Blaine was - in fact - very, very wasted.
"…and it's like, why would he do that to me, ya know?" Blaine whimpered into his beer bottle.
"That's harsh." Kurt was not as drunk as his newest comrade was but could taste the alcohol on his tongue. He took a sip of Blaine's most recent beer. After all, he had gotten too drunk to mix cocktails. He had tried and it ended up on the floor - both men had looked at each other and burst out laughing, Blaine making several jokes about wasting drinks.
"I know, 'tis like the whole UNIVERSE," Blaine made crazy hand gestures "is against me, yeah, and it completelyyyy-" He took a large breath "-sucks!" He slowly deflated again.
"Sometimes I sing." Kurt said, making less distance between their faces. He could smell the alcohol increase with every breath Blaine took. Blaine's triangular eyebrows rose up and he let out a small drunken laugh,
"Any good at it?" Blaine swung back the last drop of his beer and continued to stare at Kurt, right in his eyes. They were look pools. Blaine's head was playing images of Kurt in swimming trunks. And suddenly crazy pool sex. With armbands. And a ducky. Blaine started laughing again. Now, it was Kurt's turn to raise his brows.
"Well yeah, I sup-"
"HELLO!" Wes and David popped out of nowhere and swung their arms around Blaine's shoulders. Kurt moved away from Blaine's face, in their presence. He knew that these two were the pair Blaine came through the door with. He stood back and watched them prod at Blaine.
"Gu-uys!" Blaine sounded like a whiney teenager, moaning at his parents after they embarrassed him in public. "Fuck ow-ff!" The Raven shrugged them off. "Kurt and I are starting to know each other!" As soon as Blaine said 'Kurt', both pairs of eyes shot up and started to construct a hole in Kurt's face. Well at least, it felt like it. Kurt was still incredibly self-conscious. Drunk or not.
"How do you do, Kurtsie." Both men grinned, and without looking at each other managed to curtsey at the same time. They both regained posture and each held out their left hand. Did they plan this somehow? Kurt gave both hands a slight shake.
"This, is Wes" Blaine gestured to the Asian with black spiked up hair and interesting fashion sense, who gave a slight wave "and David" He then waved his hand toward a tall dark-skinned man, his hair was shaved and he was wearing an outfit much like Blaine's. He grinned and did a rock'n'roll sign with his hand. "Now, guys, back off. Kurt is mine!" Kurt noticed the hunger flame in Blaine's eyes and tilted his head again. He really was very, very, VERY sexy.
"Oh…" Both men chanted. Wes, then, winked and David howled.
"You… my friend…" David took a big gasp of air and laid his hand on Blaine's shoulder, before mumbling out drunkenly; "are most CERTAINLY getting laid!" Both newcomers burst out laughing and stalked off, David giving Blaine 1 last, sore looking, slap on the shoulder.
Kurt rose, what felt like, his whole face. Blaine had gone scarlet. Ohmifreakin'God! He leant on the bar, suddenly feeling powerful against his intoxication. He sighed, thinking that Kurt would run.
"I'm so sorry," He breathed, looking down.
"It's fine. I've seen it all before" Kurt rested his head on his hand and got closer to Blaine again. He was very turned on right now. "And you are certainly the most fuckable."
Wes and David were back to rocking out on the stage with a group of fan girls chanting in the audience. Most had recognised David from various CD covers; others were drawn in by the pair's voices. The music faded and the crowd roared. Wes looked into the audience. Blaine and Kurt were leaning over the bar, kissing.
More like ravaging each other's faces.
I know right…
Blaines a fast worker too.
I fucking know right!
Let's do something.
Agreed!
David and Wes had this weird psychic connection with each other. Somehow, they could talk via thoughts. It freaked Blaine out constantly, as they could have private conversations just by looking at other.
Once, Blaine had just arrived at Wes' house when he was greeted by silence. Wes was in the kitchen - David in the main living area. Slowly he watched their faces morph angrily. Wes stormed out of the kitchen. 'If that's what you really think' he had yelled and David flipped him off. Wes stormed into his bedroom and slammed the door. When Blaine went to ask what happened, David said, 'He and I had another argument'. Blaine was left stumped, because they weren't talking when he came in.
David raised the bedazzled microphone up to his mouth, "Hey guys, now we'd like to call our friend Blaine up here. With his friend Kurt…" The spotlight moved through the crowd and rested upon the pair kissing over the bar. Wes cheered when Blaine looked up. He resembled a deer caught in headlights. The Raven had started to shake his head, quite vigorously, but Kurt just smiled and jumped over the desk. He grabbed Blaine's callused laced hand and they both fumbled toward the stage.
"Come on Blaine, let me prove to you Kurt Hummel can sing!" Kurt took the microphone from Wes, as David shoved his into Blaine's hand.
"We have the perfect song for you!" Wes said as he traipsed off the stage. "Just follow the lyrics on the screen!"
"Yeah Wes, I think we both know how to use a fuckin' karaoke mashhh-een" Blaine slurred and rolled his hazel orbs. Wes flipped Blaine off and pressed the 'play' button. Blaine squinted and picked up the microphone, singing out the first few lines,
'You were workin' as a waitress in a cocktail bar,
When I met you' Blaine pointed a callused finger in Kurt's direction before rubbing his hand seductively down the microphone.
'I picked you out; I shook you up and turned you around
Turned you into someone new,
Now five years later on you've got the world at your feet,
Success has been so easy for you,
But don't forget, it's me who put you where you are now…
And I can put you back down too!' The Raven, by then, had taken Kurt's miniature hand and pointed downward with his other hand.
'Don't, don't you want me?' Blaine pointed an accusing finger in Kurt's direction.
'You know I can't believe it,
When I hear that you won't see me.' He pointed to himself and grinned.
'Don't, don't you want me?
You know I don't believe it
When you say that you don't need me' Kurt opened his mouth to sing with Blaine,
'It's much too late to find' Blaine gave Kurt a relaxed smile, before looking at Wes - whose mouth resembled a perfect 'o'. He was pleasantly surprised at how well both voices blended together. David started bopping to the beat of the music.
'You think you've changed your mind
You'd better change it back or we will both be sorry'
'Don't you want me, baby?' Blaine dragged Kurt into a small hug before they began to bounce gently on the balls of their feet.
'Don't you want me, ohh?
Don't you want me, baby?
Don't you want me, ohh?' Blaine had decided, by now, that the look on Kurt's face as he sung was delectable.
'I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar' Kurt began quietly - he looked toward Blaine. Blaine nodded and squeezed his hand.
'That much is true
But even then I knew I'd find a much better place
Either with or without you' He gestured toward them both.
'The five years we have had, have been such good times
I still love you' He blushed at even having to sing those words, but made a heart with his hands. Blaine winked and blew him a kiss, the crowd roared.
'But now I think it's time I live my life on my own
I guess it's just what I must do' Blaine's eyes twinkled as he sang with Kurt;
'Don't, don't you want me?
You know I can't believe it
When I hear that you won't see me
Don't, don't you want me?
You know I don't believe it
When you say that you don't need me' Blaine was pointing to himself and Kurt was pointing to Blaine with a 'puzzled' look on his face.
'It's much too late to find' The Raven checked his imaginary watch.
'When you think you've changed your mind
You'd better change it back or we will both be sorry'
'Don't you want me, baby?' They both started bouncing again.
'Don't you want me, ohh?
Don't you want me, baby?
Don't you want me, ohh?'
'Don't you want me, baby?
Don't you want me, ohh?
Don't you want me, baby?
Don't you want me, oh…' Kurt looked into Blaine's warm hazel ones and felt himself melt away. He didn't realise it was the end of the song until Blaine started laughing and dragged him into a tipsy hug.
HAHA, so how'd you like it? how'd you like it? (8) ANYWAYS, I hope you like it - I went for the approach of many chapters about this one night just so their story is sort of like... understood before I go all OTT on it and make it even weirder FOR it all to plan out in the end, and me - be as amazing and smart as ever with my messed up blonde head! Review if you like? Because I'd like, very muchly. *lessthan3*