This chappy is MUCH longer than all the others. But I suppose I've written a lot at the bottom too!

If you like a long length I'll try and keep it up. If not I'll cut them dwn again. Tell me!

As we know, I don't own Primeval. - Wish I did though. That'd be fun!

Enjoy!

"Becker and his stupid grammar." Jess complained under her breath. Becker had been nothing but a pain for the entire team in that he was always particular about grammar and enunciation. He'd been trying to improve their English- Connor and Matt were having the hardest times; their accents were too prominent for 'proper speaking'.

"Okay then. Connor, what's your most embarrassing memory and why is it embarrassing?" As she accentuated the 'why' Jess held eye contact with the soldier before looking back at Connor.

"There are a couple of contenders."

"Which one is most embarrassing? Although now you've said that there are contenders we want to know them all!" Becker smirked at the older man.

"Ooh. Okay then…" Connor paused for a moment. "Okay." Connor puffed air out through his cheeks. "It was when I was seventeen. I was at, ya know, my first serious girlfriends house."

"You mean the first girlfriend you had sex with." Sam said it as a statement not a question.

"Uh.. Uh." Connor blubbered slightly.

"Well that's what you meant isn't it?" He nodded. "Then why didn't you just say that? It really bugs me that people do that. It's like, we know what you meant by it so why didn't you just say it! Like when people write things like F- asterisk- asterisk - k. We get what you're trying to say! Blotting out two letters doesn't make it not-rude and we still get the meaning! It's like when there are a load of girls chatting and one of the says," at this Sam lowered her voice to a whisper, "I'm on my time of the month." She then continued to speak normally. "the thing is everyone's heard it so there's no need to whisper and we get the meaning! Just say 'I'm on my period!'" The guys flinched while Abby and Jess laughed. "Okay rant over. She was the first girl you had sex with. So I'm guessing it's sex related?"

Connor was still pretty red and Jess, Abby, Matt and Becker were unsuccessfully trying to hide their amusement.

"N-No it's not. Well… No. No it's not."

"Go on then!" Jess encouraged him.

"My girlfriend at the time, Emilia, she lived with her aunt- parents died when she was young- and well it was the first night I'd stayed over hers."

"So the first night you had sex?"

"No, Sam!"

Connor realised what he'd just said.

"Alright, so where were you the first time you had sex?" Becker raised an eyebrow.

"I think we should stick to one question at a time." Jess tried to be productive but mentally filed the question for a later date.

"Yeah Becker! One question at a time!" Connor childishly threw the reprimand in his face. "It was the first time I was over hers so I wasn't really used to it. And we'd fallen asleep but I woke up and needed the loo. So I went."

Connor didn't say anything more.

"… Yes?"

"Please tell me you didn't pee in the wrong room again?" Abby faceplamed.

"You… You..? Connor's peed in the wrong room?" Matt shook his head in confusion as he asked the question.

"It's when he first moved in with me. He-"

"STOP BULLYING ME!"

"It's a question game, Conn. We're asking you question." Abby winked at the girls.

"Yeah, Connor."

"Shut up, Becky Boy." Offended, Becker glared over his cup of tea.

"Tell us now, Conn and maybe we'll forget about the 'peeing' question."

The scientist glared at Jess before realising that he wasn't going to be able to get out of the question.

"I took a wrong turning back to her room."

"Where did you end up?"

Connor looked around for an escape.

"You can't do that! You agreed to play the game." Jess argued.

"You wouldn't let someone else off would you?" The soldier girl backed her up.

Sighing and hiding his face, Connor gave in.

"In her aunts bed."

"-NO WAY!"

"-You didn't!"

"-Really?"

Abby didn't say anything. She looked at her boyfriend in shock.

"That's not the worst part."

That was the thing they loved about Connor; he didn't want to share the information but he always told you there was more!

"Did you… like, kiss her?" Sam was giggling. "You know, a I Luuuurve You and Miiiised You When I Went To Peeeeeee kiss?"

"NO! God no! I well I had had a bit to drink which didn't help. But I fell asleep. - Do I have to finish?"

"What could be worse than falling asleep in your girlfriend's aunt's bed?" Jess asked.

"Girlfriends much older aunt's bed." Connor corrected her before he could stop himself.

"Much older?"

"Just younger than her grandparents. It was one of those weird families where someone had a kid around the same time one of their children did... or something like that."

"So... What's worse than falling asleep in bed with your girlfriends old aunt?"

He stood up, ignoring Jess for a moment, heading towards the door.

"Connor!" Abby warned.

Just before he scampered away, Sam gained control of the entrance and refused to let him out. Deciding it was time to face the music, Connor turned to the group.

"I was naked."

What is Becker hiding? I'm sure there's a reason to his Grammar Nazism. Was he just bought up correctly or is there an ulterior motive? What is he so terrified about the others knowing? Any of you guys know? I don't!

Seriously though! I'd love more questions. It's great every time I get sent a new one and I get the opportunity to delve into the past of our favourite team!

Tell me what you think or what you'd like to know. Or, if you prefer, something that YOU think the team does that you'd like everyone else to know! :)