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Becker entered the break room and whispered something in Jess's ear before making his way to the other sofa and sitting down. Jess, who'd smiled when Becker first entered, started to laugh.
"I hadn't forgotten- even with their engagement!"
Jess squealed the last word. A few days before, when Connor asked Abby if she would marry him, Jess started to get really excited about the prospect of co-ordinating something that would not have a possibly deadly result- so they hoped at least! Sam was pretty sure that at least half of the time Jess was currently spending on the ADD was actually being used to search wedding venues.
"Connor, I have a question for you. What did Abby mean about peeing in the wrong room?"
Sam, who had been pouring tea, put the kettle down as she began to shake with laughter. Becker smugly grinned at Connor and Matt leant forward, ready to hang on his every word.
Connor glared at his supposed friends.
"I though you said you'd forget about that question if I answered the one about embarrassment."
"We said we may forget about it." Becker laughed.
"Curses! Why didn't you ask Abby instead."
Sam leant over to hand Connor his tea.
"Because she would be more than happy to share the information; it's more fun to watch you squirm."
Connor huffed angrily.
"Fine. When I first moved into Abby's I got confused. And I got lost in her house and-"
"How on earth did you manage to get lost?" Sam laughed at him. "It wasn't that hard to find your way around!"
"Well I did. And I got confused on where I was. I ended up peeing in a bucket in the cleaning cupboard."
"Oh. That wasn't as funny as I hoped." Jess looked down.
"It's 'cause he didn't really mind sharing it." Sam frowned in annoyance.
Connor ignored them, a plan formulating in his head.
"So, Becker. You told Jess to ask me that, which means it's time for revenge. Where's the strangest place you've had sex?"
Connor smirked at the soldier on the receiving end of the question, anticipating a squirm or two. Unfortunately for him, the younger man wasn't going to comply.
"Just in a bed, Connor."
"What? A bed isn't strange."
"He mean's he hasn't had sex anywhere else, Jessie." Sam winked at the other girl.
"Oh." Jess went red.
"Yeah. Oh." Connor agreed. "Really? No where else?"
"I'm a bit shocked by that myself. Nowhere but your bed?" Sam frowned. "No even someone else's bed?"
There was a pause as the others tried to think of beds.
"You've had sex in a mattress shop haven't you?" Abby started to grin mischievously.
"A sibling's room?"
"A parents- grandparents?"
"Blow up mattress in the middle of a forest?"
The last- supplied by Matt- had the other's looking in surprise.
"Anything you want to share?" The girl's giggled, Matt ignored them and continued to look at Becker.
"Nope. I've only had sex in either my or my girlfriends bed."
"Not even a sofa?"
"Just a bed, Abby. My turn then." Becker took a sip of tea and turned his head back to Connor. "I think I'll start by asking the same question back at you. Where is the strangest place you've ever had sex, Conn?"
"I take it we're not including in a tree in the Cretaceous."
"CONNOR!"
Meep! I hope the wedding's still on!
If you have more questions I'm still writing up! Lester'll be soon to make an appearance to stay tuned!
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