Edward and Bella walked out of class together. Bella was acting strangely and turned away, quickly walking into the woods. With a worried look on his face Edward followed her.
Bella stood with her back to Edward, who slowly approached her. Tentatively she said,
"I know what you are."
Edwards face hardened and he said,
"Say it. Out loud. Say it!"
Bella seemed to weaken and replied,
"Transvestite."
Edward finally realised that this is the end of his life in Forks and acknowledged his defeat.
"Are you afraid?"
Bella paused and thought for a moment.
"NO"
"You should be Bella; I want your make up more than I've wanted any girls before. It calls me and it is so hard to resist."
Bella turned, paused again and finally shrugged then said,
"At least I know what to get you for your birthday."